I missed a good chunk of Photoshop contests, so if anyone has already done this, I apologize. But tough shit, 'cause we're doing it again. I'd check to see myself but I'm too lazy to look back through all the old threads.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defile a comic strip, be it a single panel Family Circus, or a full Sunday strip from the newspaper. I don't care. If you want to take your own comics out of the newspaper and scan them in, fine. If you want to snatch them from somewhere online that's cool too. More points to those who put more effort into this. (ie the bigger the better) But I won't scorn short pieces that are brilliant. And in my opinion, the more vile the humor the better.

For ideas, check out my Brenda Starr's or some of fuzzy's contributions to the food fun PS contest below.

Brenda Starr

Josie comics.

Some places to find comics online:

Comics Page

Archie Comics

Judging will be Sunday night.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Let's not forget these gems...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

We have a winner! Oh, wait...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Bonus points awarded to those using any of these lovely words in their comics.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You guys are in trouble.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Good thing you can't give the prize to yourself.

Can you?

Hopefully I'll have time to work on another entry tonight.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

No, I wouldn't do that. But it's not going to stop me from entering.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm finding that, even with the dialouge changed, there's still a certain undefinable "Nacy-ness" to these.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

For those of you who didn't check the glossary...

Dutch Oven [n] Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing). Note: This term is rumored to have come into origin during Ernest Borgnine's divorce proceedings. His wife alleged mental cruelty based on his propensity to subject her to this act.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I love this stuff!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I've been out with some kind of cancer flu plague all week, and this is what greets me on my return. You are some sick bastards. Some sick, sick, retarded, juvenile, sociopathic, horrible golems masquerading as human beings.

Will you marry me? I mean all of you.

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What others say about boorite!

Do we look like gay Mormons?

Wait, don't answer that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You SO look like a gay Mormon.

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What others say about boorite!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

When did Dick Tracy get so hard up for villians?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"