You were on AIM for like 2 seconds.

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What others say about boorite!

I dragged him back to bed for another couple of hours sweet lovin'

Hope you dont mind.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yay! Another thread abusing me!

I'm on AOL now, you snivelling bag of goat abortions!

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I dragged him back to bed for another couple of hours sweet lovin'

Hope you dont mind.

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Quit dicking around, cunt flaps.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Isn't a "cunting arse sausage" a contradiction in terms? Or is it a double dong? Do you need a special kilt for that?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This use of "cunting", applying a verb suffix to a noun, bewilders me. It strikes me as an effort to use the English language's most offensive swear word in a more versatile "fuck"-style setting.

That said, William Blatty uses it in The Exorcist... "Do you know what your cunting daughter did?"

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It's like that old song, "We're Going A-Cunting Today."

[i]We're going a-cunting today!
Something fishy's coming our way!
To seek some thing juicy,
We're out for some pussy
We're going a-cunting today![/i]

You remember that one.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Don't forget Froggy went a-cunting.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Kajun - Cajun -
yes mah frien', I do have some folk that hail from Livingston Parish, Lewsianer...don't claim the sonsabitches tho. But how in de hell is it...damn the man, I ain't been on Undernet in a few months as it is.

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

Urm... he's actually Scottish, but anyway...

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Good lord...
what's more disturbing now is that a good 75% of myself is of the Scot as well. should I fear for my life now? does it help that I don't like louisiana as my lovely home state, humid bog that it is?
I'll shush now. DexX might make me listen to Area 7.

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

*oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa-oom-pa*

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Kajun - Cajun -
yes mah frien', I do have some folk that hail from Livingston Parish, Lewsianer...

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FLORIDA EVERGLADES GOD DAMMIT!

El, don't make me come over there.

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*because it was either him or the Klansman, so what the fuck else could I do?

The Grand Wizard Duke of Earl...he had ten thousand men...or was it hanged?

and no, its not the everglades, you dyslexic foofoo. do some research!

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

I refuse your proposal. Research shmesearch.
Note that I'm basing all on the Pringles Spicy Cajun commercial. He's in the Florida everglades.

I put two and two together.

Hmm, Louisiana hot sauce.
Cajun=Hot/Spicy.

For fucks sakes.

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Well, people have told me that I leave a nasty taste in their mouthes.

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*cough*you'veneverevenkissedanyway*cough*

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Lara, take off your goddamn clothes.
*runs away*

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Lara, take off your goddamn clothes.
*runs away*

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Hrm, I somehow doubt that!
I'm not going to drool over you like I did A-Chicka, but hey, you're worth drooling over. X)

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Buns of steel.

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Hello.

Non-Sequitur Donkey, lara8... someone has stumbled across their cache of alter ego passwords, I think...

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"Someone has stumbled accross his or her cache"

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