FIGHT!

NO!

Boinky, must you always say things twice when someone inadvertantly punches the save button twice in a row, thus creating identical posts?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

What, is this our new running gag?

So if we're all twats twice, does that mean we're all double twats, or do the two twatinesses cancel out making us all normal?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I believe it makes us twats squared...because as we all know...a twat times itself is twat squared. Now if we were twats and anti-twats...then we'd be normal. Double twats if it was twat times two. However, since the posts have the same title, it is multipied by itself, making us twats squared.

dig it.

If someone makes a topic called "You're all twats!" and another topic called "You're all 2!", then we all would be double twats?

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Oh no. You're back.

Then I'm going to balance it out by replying to this one.

Boinky, you plagerizing BASTARD. Oh wait, you have proven your plagerism many a time. By the way, your "Larry Rotter" story...yeah, it's a fucking published novel...you plagerizing bastard. I saw an ad for it like two months ago.

I am not really mad, don't get the wrong idea, just thought it to be the appropriate time to bring that up. :)

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You must be thinking of Barry Trotter, you ass!

Argh, you fools, you're ruining the balance of the twin threads! Quick, two people reply over on this side right now!

No.

Ahhh yes, it is Barry Trotter. So nice to see you knew about it, to use it's likeness no doubt.

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Uh .... no.

I killed the other one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Twin threads are evil. 'nuf said. As a matter of fact, two times as evil as normal threads(not that threads on "fights go here" can be considered normal though)

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The world is full of crazy people. That is good, because then I wont be the only one.

Did someone mention twats?

If not, don't be teasing me like that.

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I smell cunt.

this is a crappy fight. MATHEMATICS?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? FIGHT!!!

Yes! Fight!!!!!! Waaaaargh! *does a tyson move on kingofthehill and bites his ear off*

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The world is full of crazy people. That is good, because then I wont be the only one.

fuck! you bastard!

i shall defeat you with the power of dance.

Stop! Hammer time!

*stares at the person who bit off kingofthehill's ear*
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY!

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I've got my sword. I know what to do! *stabs himself and dies*

If I am twat...does that make my husky a twatdog?

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We're losing steam on this thread! Feed it, damnit, feed it!

I got somethin' I can feed it right here.

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It's long, it's thick, it's hard.

It oozes, it has spots, it's flaky.

It itches, it smells funky, there's lint caught on its tip.

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I smell cunt.