joshw... Now *that* was funny! Funny enough that I don't mind the "scroe" typo.

SCROE!

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I wrote this strip one night when I was low on sleep but over-caffienated. I don't know why I did it. And at the time I didn't realize that diablo was in fact a chicken. The end result is that I now have a thread of bad strips where diablo is constantly mistaken for a duck.

You think you hate your life. by israphael 9-03-01

Look, look mommy. A duck. A cute quacky duck. Quack quack ducky. Ducks got feathers and beaks and webby, webby feet. Quack, quack funny beaky ducky. Ducks are funny when they walk. They waddle. Waddle. Waddle is a funny word. Waddle is a funny word for a funny walk. Waddle for me cute little ducky man. How come you are not waddling. I know, there no water. Ducks like water. There is no water here for you to swim and play ducky games. That's OK Mr. Ducky. We can just sit here and quack When I finish my beer and get off this barstool, you are sooo dead.

Scroe!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

*THIS* Cartoon is fucking funny.

heeeeeeeej... sta to radis? by asjo 2-08-01

hej, emiru... ja te pozelila aha hej, emiru... volim te aha hej, emiru... ko te sisa heeeeej

It's funny because I don't understand it.

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It's time I stopped hoarding my collection of crappy comics and shared the love.

Timmy by BigEvilDan 1-08-01

Branded as an outcast after the nailgun incident, Timmy's only friend was that old hammer. I love you...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You've got to be kidding, Dan. That's one of the funniest comics on the site.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Breakups are hard - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 3-10-01

It feels like something is missing. I know, I need a new partner. Nah, this just isn't working.

I'm mostly just bitter about mis-numbering this comic. It's actually number three in the series. Even still, it's pretty weak.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

AQUA TOBOR CONTINUES TO STRIKE by crabby 10-29-01

Aqua Tobor the time has come to take on our greatest threat ever. I've downloaded the data onto your hardrive go get him. RAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!! MUST AQUA TOBOR!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!! MUST AQUA CORNHOLE!!!!!!!!!! Oh my Lord, I've been cornholed through my kangaroo outfit! Success!

Sometimes a mere wisp of an idea is the genesis of a crappy strip.

I was doing a series of strips where Maura and pink donkey are holding conversations in the graveyard when I noticed the tombstone behind pink donkey fits his head almost perfectly. Again sleep deprivation made me think it was funny at the time.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Have I posted this crappy comic before?

Recursive strip by andydougan 7-10-01

Sure is hard work bein' president o' the USA! Think I'll relax by havin' a look at that thar Low Pass site! Haw haw! There's a strip with some cowboy bein' president and actin' like an in-bred redneck! Sure is hard work bein' president o' the USA! Think I'll relax by havin' a look at that thar Low Pass site! Hold on a cotton-pickin' second...

I wish I could say I was drunk or high while making it, but sadly I was sober as a judge.

Andy, that was actually a really good one.

Nice buildup, but the Anne Heche reference just kills it. Luis Palau would have been funnier.

O Celestia, Where Art Thou? by fuzzyman 10-09-01

Sir, we're ready to commence the abduction and examination of the next set of humans. Oh, what's the use? Sir...? What's the point? Abduct them, examine them, wipe their memories. Where's the challenge in that? Where's the sport? I... I... think I want more out of life. But sir, I just got a new anal probe! *sigh* Very well, then. But I get first dibs on Anne Heche.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Due to luke warm reaction from fans, I have decided to kill AQUA TOBOR. So without further ado the last AQUA TOBOR strip I will ever write.

AQUA TOBOR DEAD? by crabby 10-30-01

AQUA TOBOR must be destroyed. I will personally put an end to him! Your dead meat AQUA TOBOR! You've met your match. RAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!! I caught him and ate him.

Don't get worried though THIRSTY BEATNIK will still be making appearences in my comics.

For some reason I kinda like the thirsty beatnick... I'm certain this means there's more wrong with me than modern psychiatry can fix.

Why does Britney Spears eat AQUA TOBOR?
I'm confused...
;]

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

A comic for the alcoholics on STRIP CREATOR and for CRABBY by wenisinfurs 10-31-01

Yo Clango, Why am I so thirsty today? When I drank so much last night?

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

That's not THIRSTY BEATNIK! It's just a thirsty beatnik!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I fail to see a distinction. I thought Crabby said
ALL BEATNIKS WERE THIRSTY?

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Based on crabby's: Thirsty Beatnik by Drexle 10-31-01

HEEEY BRO, WHAT'S SHAKIN? I AM ONE THIRSTY BEATNIK!!! WATER CLEANSES THE SOUL OF ALL ITS KARMIC JOOJOOBEES!!! YOU GOTS ANY FLUIDS TO DRINK, I'M THIRSTY!!!!

Scroe!

I fail to see a distinction. I thought Crabby said
ALL BEATNIKS WERE THIRSTY?

THIRSTY BEATNIKS only talk in CAPS. They also always ask for fluids to drink and talk in cheesy BEATNIK SPEEK.

THISRTY BEATNIK is a way of life. You can't just slap together a comic and put a THIRSTY BEATNIK label on it.

I blame Andy for this ..... but i blame him for everything.

Russell and Kylie by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-31-01

Backstage Wow Kylie . That was a fantastic show. I dont think ive ever enjoyed a concert that much. Thanks Russell. Im glad to have the support . Im starring in a new movie. Id like to have you do the soundtrack. Russell , thats a great idea. What does the movie involve , so i know what kind of songs to write. Well , i kill people , and i furrow my brow , and i speak only in monologues to the camera. I sense this isnt going to be on a par with anything by Dylan .

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I fail to see a distinction.
I thought Crabby said
ALL BEATNIKS WERE THIRSTY?

THIRSTY BEATNIKS only talk in CAPS. They also always ask for fluids to drink and talk in cheesy BEATNIK SPEEK.

THISRTY BEATNIK is a way of life. You can't just slap together a comic and put a THIRSTY BEATNIK label on it.

I thought it was just YOU that wrote in all caps, not
necessarily the character....

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

SLAPPY COMIC by wenisinfurs 11-01-01

FEEL IT CAT BIBBIDY BOBBIDY BOO! LIVE BABY LIVE! FIDDILY FIDDLY DEE! SMOKIN CAT SMOKIN WHAM BAM BOOGIE o.k., now you've gone to far.... I need a drink.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

THIS IS THE VERY FIRST COMIC

Diesel Reasons by Johnny 1-06-01

Hello there. Hi. What's your name? Clango. Beer makes time die! I know.

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oddly enough Josh , 3 hours ago , i went looking for the very first comic and found that very comic.

It has great historical value , but i still cant bring myself to find it funny.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"