Zombie X: I'm Singing In The Rain by Screendummie 5-31-05

You know, I haven't seen it rain since I've been here. Yeah, we're kinda due for some. When I was younger, I liked to sing in the rain. Yeah, I like singin' in the acid rain too. You know how much I hate you for ruining my youthful reminiscence? I reminiscence aboot having sex too.

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On a side note, I've never tried kimchi. I'm too much of a wuss to eat it. Has anyone else tried it? I have a Korean co-worker that keeps trying to get me to eat it. But I keep politely wussing out. Comments anyone?

--S. Dummie

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My mates a black-belt in Kimchi... (budum chh!)

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Zombie X: My Name Is... by Screendummie 6-02-05

Don't you have real name or something besides Zombie? That's an easy one. People just call me X. Har har! What was your real name? Think they called me Skolnick. Skolnick? That's from Revenge of the Nerds! Oh wait...that's what I watched this morning.

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Zombie X: Waterloo by Screendummie 6-05-05

You're gonna still talk shit about me and my WHAM collection? Fuck ya, bitch! Well, well. I caught you singing "Waterloo" in the shower the other week. There's nothing wrong with ABBA! Only if you're an effeminate weirdo. Oh wait...never mind. Ha ha! You teeny bopping piece of fetid mokey crap. Oh wait...never mind too!

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Kimchi is pretty good. I've had it a number of occasions and as far as I can remember it generally enhanced the meal somewhat.

As far as your comics go, they're okay. I like this thread though, it was a moderately interesting read. The rants were incredible, I've never read better. You've spruced up my Sunday night.

I don't really understand your beef with most of the people here, however. I'd enjoy spending some time learning more about you, perhaps unearthing the reasons behind your views. For example, your passionate views against our supposed clique-iness. Where does that originate? Perhaps frequent childhood rejection and ostracization? Your bundled up hate, apparent in your comics, is truly fascinating as well. You're a psychiatrist's dream.

I mean this all in a completely complimentary way, by the way. It's my way of saying: You're an interesting person.

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It's grime time.

Or nightmare. You know, it could be a lazy psychiartrist.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I'm still too much of a wuss to eat it. But thanks for the input!

I love eating beef! Especially a huge chunk of it.

Don't know how people who never meet each other through the internet could generate a clique.

I don't see them because they want my body fluids...and yours too.

I will find where you live, and eat you and your family and your pets. Have a nice day!

--S. Dummie

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Or nightmare. You know, it could be a lazy psychiartrist.

I betting you don't know what or who WHAM or ABBA is. Go look it up. And you'll be horrified that people bought it!

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Clarence Clearwater Revival by Screendummie 6-06-05

Fine, we'll agree to never agree. I'm qoo with that. You know what I like. The Clarence Clearwater Revival That's actually Creedence Clearwater Revival. Fuck! You mean... ...you've been a geniune ass for decades?

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Or nightmare. You know, it could be a lazy psychiartrist.

I betting you don't know what or who WHAM or ABBA is. Go look it up. And you'll be horrified that people bought it!

--S. Dummie

WHAM and ABBA are two opposing forces within the same nation. Rather like the UVF and the IRA in Northern Ireland. ABBA is the 'Advocate Bear-Bating Association', WHAM is the 'Wankers Hairy Albatross Militia'. They both hate each other, but neither are sure why.

Zombie X: The Prince by Screendummie 6-07-05

I always wanted to be some sort of royalty. I'm gonna regret asking, but what kind? A prince. Not to shabby. Prince of what? The Prince of Tides. You and Barbra Streisand would make a charming couple.

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I will soon, Mikey!

--S. Dummie

P.S. This was intentionally late, just for you! Yay!

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I already ate 'em! Hah! Whatcha gonna do NOW?

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It's grime time.

I already ate 'em! Hah! Whatcha gonna do NOW?

Damn...you ate yourself? No fair!

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Mr. Clean by Screendummie 6-08-05

You know, this is like the cleanest b-room I've been in. Um...thanks for the compliment. Yeah, back in my day, we had this whole in the ground. What did you use to wipe your ass with? This thing I'm holding in my right hand. You've been eating my grapes with that!

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Zombie X: Things You Can Buy On eBay by Screendummie 6-09-05

I just bought something so cool today on eBay! What horrible piece of crap did you buy now? Crap, maybe, but I got fifty bucks in my pocket. People pay people money get ride of their crap now? Yeah! Who would've thought I could get paid to get Keanu Reeve's acting talent? You lucked out! I would've asked for double.

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My hatred of Keeanu Reeves and I enjoyed that comic a lot, although Spankling's reprise in the 3rd panel could've been zingier.

Nevertheless, I will keep your name for when the anti-Keanu revolution finally occurs.

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My hatred of Keeanu Reeves and I enjoyed that comic a lot, although Spankling's reprise in the 3rd panel could've been zingier.

Nevertheless, I will keep your name for when the anti-Keanu revolution finally occurs.

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Zombie X: Embalm Me Baby by Screendummie 6-10-05

I watched a True Hollywood Story on Nicole fucking Richie. What story can you do on a spoiled brat thats now of drinking age? Talking bout how she did lots of drugs. Her drug addiction started innocently enough. What the fuck DOES that mean?! Did? You mean she still does them. I don't know, guess she started with pot then moved on to crack, heroine and formaldehyde. Just joking bout that last one. Wish you weren't. Means she dead, and sucking out her life juices.

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Zombie X: Prophets Among Us by Screendummie 6-12-05

Geez...when are people gonna pull their heads out of their asses. Ga? I mean people keep calling this unmitigated dumbass the Prophet. You talkin' about Mohammed? By Allah no! I mean that mumbling, rambling dipshit Bob Dylan. Regular 80's poster boy for "Say No to Drugs".

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Zombie X: Modern Day Gimmicks of the Rich and Stupid by Screendummie 6-13-05

I got these kick ass spinners for my Escalade. Spinners are simply the modern day pinwheel for the rich and gullible. But they're shiney and spin! THEY SPIN! And wait? How did you get a loan for an Escalade? I was fortunate to get one of those interest only payment loans. Too bad I can't find any interest in these "conversations" of ours.

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Zombie X: Exorcise for a Healthy Lifestyle by Screendummie 6-14-05

I got my bio-exorcism license! Hurray! Bio-exorcism? Yeah, its where I exorcise the living squatters from a ghoul's domicile. Again this vaguely reeks of one of your rip-offs. Are you kidding? Its a back breaking job to get ride of those meatbags. Care for some juice to quench your thirst, oh mighty one?

Wonder if you people will figure what movie "bio-exorcism" came from. And don't google it! Go use you're might pea brain!

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Gimme My Dolphin Filled Tuna by Screendummie 6-15-05

Damn "Hitchiker's Guide" movie got me a hankering for dolphin. How can you say that! They're bright intelligent fish. They're mammals, toots. And they deserve to be eaten like all of God's creations. We're God's creation too. Do you think people should be eaten? You're a bit on the boney side, but you'll make a nice roast.

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Zombie X: Racism is Fun by Screendummie 6-16-05

Man, I've been hearing shit about you being a racist cracker. What you talkin' aboot? You're white aren't you? What do mean I'm white? I'm black. No you're white. Fine, I'm white then. Always the Man keeping a brother down.

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Zombie X: Who Wants to be a Clinton? by Screendummie 6-18-05

Welcome to "Who Wants to be a Clinton" folks. Where you compete to enjoy a life and preordained politicial career of a Clinton. You don't have to be born in a town called Hope...*huck huck huck*...to be President. Lets meet these aspiring talents. *Meow* Take me to your leader. Hi, I like your hair. Do you use a conditioner? Um...no. Is that your left arm in your hand?

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