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vroooom vroom

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NICE GRANDMA BIKE LOL

Seriously, thats a kickass bike dude

i bet matclarke gets more pussy than Lincoln at an NAACP convention

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what if nigger meant kite

Of course, anyone at a NAACP convention who knew Lincoln's true reasoning for emancipation would certainly not have sex with him.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Of course, anyone at a NAACP convention who knew Lincoln's true reasoning for emancipation would certainly not have sex with him.

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ironic since his true reasoning for emancipation was to be brought back to life in 2005 and have sex with appreciateive blacks

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what if nigger meant kite

aah!

whell i havent been around recently but i do love personal exploitation so here ya go

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this actually was taken through that luke skywalker whatever thing

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Some captions:

Ladies and gentlemen, the future president of the United States.
Stupid, and drunk.
Hey, I'm fresh. The freshest, y'know...like, uh, def...the deffest. You know...def.

Hey Zimri, what was it like to sing for Smashmouth?

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Ohh, James.

Oh man, don't even get me started on how bad THAT night was...

Multiple areas of road rash, dislocated shoulder, and one sprained wrist later, my bike is totaled!!!!!! No broken bones though!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! anywho, maybe i get a 04 honda 600rr

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NOOOOOOOOoooooooo...

Poor bike.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Fucking hell, mat. Be careful out there. You're not StreetHawk!

(StreetHawk=80s show about a guy who solves crimes on a super motorcycle)

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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always wear you helmet and full gear kiddies!!!

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"Jesse Mach, an ex-motorcycle cop injured in the line of duty..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

now THAT'S my dream bike!

bump

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To everyone that said I did a bad job at dragging: suck my transvestite testicles.

Are they SWOLLEN transvestite testicles?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

No.

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I'm the retarded drunken douche on the right

I thought possums looked like a young Jack Black. I was wrong.

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php?s=1&u=g0&lang=EN&database=1

My Heritage says he's
64% Audrey Hepburn
61% Naomi Watts
61% Vladimier Putin
60% Gillian Anderson
57% Halle Berry
57% Christopher Reeve
56% Dennis Quaid
55% Brigitte Bardot
55% Erwin Rommel
and 53% Helena Bonham Carter

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Mediocrity at its most average.

apparently i'm a dead ringer for samuel l. jackson:

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Me with blonde hair, i don't have any more.
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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Are you playing that classical guitar with a PLECTRUM?

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What others say about boorite!

Yes, a classical plectrum.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction