The first comic isn't funny at all but it certainly is CRAPPY, thus a nation of millions was born.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Actually, it *is* funny in a crappy way.

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I fail to see a distinction.
I thought Crabby said
ALL BEATNIKS WERE THIRSTY?

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Okay, if this one spawns its own mini-cliche, I'm stabbing myself with a fork...

Hammer Toss by Drexle 11-01-01

Heave... Ho! Wheeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

"Beer makes time die!"
"I know!"

How could anyone not find this exchange funny???

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THIRSTY BEATNIK TEACHES A LESSON by crabby 11-11-01

Hunny were going out to dinner tonight and I wont take no for an answer. I already have a baby sitter he's upstaris with Shelly right now. I'm worried do I at least get to meet him first? YOU SEE YOU GOTTA SPEAK IN ALL CAPS BABY! YOU GOTTA DRINK LOTS OF FLUIDS TO DIG IT! NOW YOU KNOW THE STEPS TO BEING A THIRSTY BEATNIK SO GO TELL YOUR MOM GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!! SURE THING DADDY-O!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD BYE MOMMA!!!! MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP SOME FLUIDS ON THE WAY HOME I NEED FLUIDS BABY!!!!!!! Damn you THIRSTY BEATNIK! Damn you!

I just thought I'd bring back a classic for another go.

i now own 40% of the prostate comics, a majority... i woln't stop until it's 51%
or something good comes on tv

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

? by crabby 11-14-01

Excuse me but are you the Professor of Love at this University? Why it just so happens that I am, how can I help you? I want you to create nipples for me so I can feel the sensation of having them tweeked by my lover. Thats an odd request but I suppose I owe it to you. I did impregnate you with my seed while I built you. Your little bolts daddy? I think you knew it all along. I'd like to meet him if you don't mind. I have many questions I'd like to ask.

? 2 by crabby 11-14-01

Little Bolt is here, do you think you can handle seeing him. My whole life has been leading up to this moment. The time has come to reach my destiny! Are you my mommy? Hell no, I'm your Daddy you ungrateful son of a bitch! Now I hid money in your anus so bend over so I can retrieve it. I've already found the money and given it away to my pirate lover. I also found your blue prints and sold them to Dr. Bluto. Dr. Bluto my arch nemises! You bastard. However I was prepared for this, in 10 seconds your mothers circuits will shut down and she will die. I will then melt her down and wear her around my neck.

? 3 by crabby 11-14-01

I'll lead you to Dr. Bluto just don't melt her down. As a precaution I'm still shuting her circuits down and I'll melt her when I get back. Deal! Lets get going. Lets go. These blue prints for the Ultimate Man don't seem right. I am the Ultimate Man!

? 4 THE END by crabby 11-14-01

Heres the laboratory now I must flee. Good luck to you Son. May all your dreams come true. I wish you the best. I'm here to take back my blue prints Dr. Bluto. I've already built your Ultimate man made love to him and then eaten his bones for power. You can take your blue prints fool. You've beaten me again Dr. Bluto. I hate you! Sigh, I will always love you kind sir!

Good grief crabby. That WAS a crappy series.

Bravo!

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you know Crabby, when I was recommended to this site by Andydougan (not the andydougan who strips now, one of the original group that was known as "andydougan"), I made a few comics and thought "these are just pointless nonsense, there's no way anyone's going to find them funny".

Your "?" series, when you get down to it, is pointless, yet fantastic!

you should read my "Johnny Castaway" strips, I like 'em!

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Dad was flammable

Love sauce is going to be my next on going series if the pilot is well accepted. A new episode will be shown every Thursday night at 11 P.M. Eastern. Let me know what you think.

LOVE SAUCE by crabby 11-17-01

You are very sexy. I'd make love4 to you in a second. Do you take pictures cause I'd love to take some photos of you. You don't have hands how do you operate a camera? I'd hire a human to take the pictures for me. We're in the middle of the ocean where are you gonna find a human? I found you. Touche.

The ? series was just a mini series I think this one has the potential to go a long way. This actually reminds me alot of the Johnny Castaway series.

Apologies Drexle, but that Hammer Toss comic inspired me in a big way.

MC Hammer Toss by descolada99 11-20-01

Heave... Ho! Wheeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee.... ...eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Well, as long as just one or two people make a Hammer Toss comic, it's okay. Actually desc, that hammer toss was in response to something you missed out on. Here's where it all started...

Skeet Shooting by Drexle 10-24-01

Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

I didn't actually ever post this one on my own because I thought it was just far too silly to bother with, but ObiJo found it and decided to do... ummm... this with it in Comic Contest 75. Scroll down until you find his entries, and then read through the pages of ensuing madness.

I think this first comic has a disquieting logic that surpasses the usual fish pick-up line comics...

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

The new art has inspired me to make another mini series for you all. Enjoy!

CHRISTMAS CHEER by crabby 11-28-01

I hate christmas so much noone ever gets me what I want! No one thinks about my feelings at all! Screw everyone they can all go to hell! Screw christmas too I fucking hate it! I hate it! I hate it! God damn it! I fucking burned the god damn tree! That'll teach those bastards to piss me off! I hate it and I'm going to the north pole to fucking kill Santa!

CHRISTMAS CHEER 2 by crabby 11-28-01

Alright asshole I wanna see your boss and I wanna see him now! Look I'm just one of the dark ones minions. I'm gonna send you to my supervisor then you can talk to him about getting you in to see the big guy. Hey fuck you pal! I came here to kill your boss now let me in to ice that fat fuck! Ok! First things first you see this box? It's for security purposes I'm gonna let security outta this box and he's gonna search you then we can talk to about getting you in to see the big guy. Lets get this search over with I got things to do!! RAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!! TOBOR GIVE FULL CAVITY SEARCH!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTMAS CHEER 3 by crabby 11-28-01

Fuck me in the goat ass! That prick doesn't play games when it comes to thos cavity searches does he? Jesus that hurt! TOBOR is certainly a dream boat he's security and #1 love doctor around here. Come on I'll take you to see the big guy lets go. So we meet at last asshole! I always knew that beard was fucking fake ;ets rip it off and see what we find! No, don't do it! Don't do it! Fuck I always knew it! Come on SANTA SATAN everyone knows about me!

CHRISTMAS CHEER 4 by crabby 11-28-01

Fuck dude! Your a dirty cunt christmas sucks big floppy donkey cock! How would you like a job in my workshop! Fuck yeah I'm your man! I'm gonna put you in charge of the whiny asshole department! I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!! How would you like a trident up your ass?

CHRISTMAS CHEER 5 by crabby 11-28-01

Oh my God! I was only dreaming thank god! My trees still here and everything! Fuck yeah best idea I've ever gotten from a dream! Way better than killing those whores! I'm getting in the christmas spirit now fuck off!

Crabby- you are a genius.

Crabby- you are a genius.

My words exactly.

I try.

SATAN SHOOTS HE SCORES by crabby 11-27-01

I've come to over throw you old man! Your to old to run things here! Hey pal I don't want any trouble you look big I bet you even have a sword but I'm gonna shrink you! Make me big again before I mae you regret what you've just done! I just shrunk you why would I care about what you could do! I'm gonna make it worse for you now! MEDIC! FOOL!!!!!!!!

Theres two things wrong with this comic:
1. It's got a misspelling.
2. It's not very funny.

I just thought I had to post something to bring me back to earth after the praise I just received.

Definitely one for the "Crappy Comics" thread by Drexle 11-29-01

What are you talking about? Of course I'm clean!!! Just because I'm a working girl don't mean I got nothin'. Clappy!!! Crabby!!! Crabby!!! Clappy!!!

Not only is this comic crappy, but now that I put even a half ounce of thought into it, I realize that it might have made more sense to have put the clappys where the crabbys are, and vice versa.

It's A Crabby Life! by wenisinfurs 11-29-01

Once again I'm left holding the baby!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Well here's another episode of Love Sauce for everyone.
ENJOY!

LOVE SAUCE 2 by crabby 11-29-01

Baby you got all the curves I look for in a woman. Is it just me or are you not wearing a wedding ring. I'm a paper clip. Your a damn sexy paper clip I'd love to have you emailed to me as an attachment baby! Have you thought about finding a human woman to be with or perhaps an aquatic woman? Baby I've had enough aqua tail for a million blowfish! I'm looking for a new trick to turn. Let's go to your underwater lair of love.

I thought perhaps you were just working out some aggressions from a troubled life, but now I see the brilliance in your strips! I wll have to make you my first FAVORITE!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I'm not sure where to post my Johnny Castaway series, I mean, I have the Anal Reflections thread which I seem to be posting all my old stuff into, but the Castaway series really belongs in Crappy Comics.

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Dad was flammable

Just sendin' them home, just sendin' them home.

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Wow.. I've only been here a few days and already I have a submission for a crappy comics.

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oh the horror.. and Im actually buddhist LOL

Nuki...