Just thought I'd do my part to carry on the Picture Thread tradition, but this time with a quiz:
A train is headed west from Santa Fe at 65 miles per hour, headed for Phoenix. If a train leaves Phoenix headed east at the same speed, but this train has a guy on it who wants to have massive guns, he should consume lots of
A> Rum. It worked for the pirates.
B> Water. Oohhh look at me! I'm a little pussy-boy who properly hydrates myself and always looks both ways before crossing the street and doesn't beat up hookers.
C> Apples. This probably works as good as rum if you give it a shot but I never have.
D> Rice. Maybe. The only overweight Chinese guy I can think of is Chuck Norris.