http://members.cox.net/jsensebe/jeditraining.jpg I want someone to do to me what they did with Star Wars Kid.
what's the protruding arm for?
I'll get a broomstick and walk around fighting invisible enemies.
cuz i have a couple of suggestions
That's some weird jedi training.
obi, always with the "protrusion"
on top of it all
i seriously need to do laundry
What arm?
The arm entering your anus.
duh
the one that looks like a horn
that i want to use as a self-fellator
haha
That's the sucker thing. I didn't invent the Daleks, you know.
The Daleks are friggin' forty years old!
I want to play the new Battlestar Galactica game.
drop kick murphy's rawk yo
i don't need the history, bub. just tell me how to get it into suck mode
The Dalek will exterminate you.
if that's what the kids are calling it
ow... bruises
And then they will take your head, and use it to make another Dalek.
random phrases are teh awesome
by the way, if i'm getting really really annoying, let me know
Then, you'll exterminate Nate, etc., etc.
i'll make the Dalek my bitch
http://ps2.gamezone.com/gamesell/p21732.htm
Non sequitur is Latin, you know.
where's chooby at...
starting with the vacuum aspiration of fleshy purturbances
darnit i cant think of a cooler robot
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So can the Daleks be defeated by stairs?
haha
lol
Daleks aren't robots. They're travel machines for nasty little mutants.
is he a pusher robot?
Daleks can hover over stairs.
the grabber robot will bring them down
do they do housework?
cuz i'm looking for a new housebot
No. They exterminate everyone.
bugs?
People.
cause i have a real roach problem
will they take out the trash on the way?
Though, I guess if the bugs got in the way of their galactic domination, they have to go, too.
there we go
it'd be cool if they came with a awashing machine and a microwave
now i have something to work with
then you could just stick your clothes and pizza in em and pull em out when their done with the bugs
i'll just make sure the trash and an empty refrigerator stand in the way of thier dominating
Then they'd exterminate the refregerator and trash.
And you.
*beep* MUST EXTERMINATE DUST BUNNIES *beep*
what if he jumped out of the way
Daleks don't beep.
that might throw a wrench inot it
they do if they want a job with me, bub
would they exterminate Quincy?
can you pull out the mutant and drive all over town in one? how fast do they go?
if he fucked with them
They don't. They want to kill you so they can set up a time corridor in your house to trap the Doctor with.
they're anti-abortion too?
trap quincy?
No. The Doctor.
Dr. Quincy?
what kind of doctor? an abortion doctor?
He's a Time Lord, and the Daleks hate him.
what'd he do, piss in their gears?
are you sure we're talking about the same Quincy?
When did Quincy become a Time Lord?
They want to exterminate him.
They're always saying so.
damn
so is Sam
is Sam a Dalek?
"The Doctor is an enemy of the Daleks. He will be exterminated."
That sort of thing.
no, sam couldn't be a Dalek
he doesn't beep
thats too bad
Maybe he's just bad at being a Dalek.
What about K-9??
that could be
WHAT ABOUT K-9 DAMMIT?!
maybe he's still studying
There are now two kinds of Daleks, and they both hate the Doctor.
Doctor? Doctor Who?
The Doctor can't get him none of that Dalek lovin'.
the beeping kind and the non-beeping kind?
"The Doctor is an enemy of the Daleks. He will be...line?'
sam and anti-sam
haha
Neither beeps, but the lights on their heads light up when they talk.
when they beep you mean
what do the jawas think
can they use the parts?
The Jawas will be exterminated.
I wanna find a copy of the Halo beta.
Just 'cause.
how about darth vader, can they exterminate him?
for the fuck of it
I already have Halo.
For PC?
how about galacticus?
I think Vader would use the Force or something.
Vader died a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
dumbass.
vader beeps sometimes too
but he usually says excuse me
But he came back as a ghost.
that's not true he was a highlander
didn't you see the crossover?
No, he doesn't. He has a respiratory problem.
He's probably still haunting a galaxy far away.
crap
Him, Obi Wan and Yoda.
what about the borg
yes he does. he's quite the gentleman
could Daleks take on the borg?
All the Ewoks died.
They get drunk off Tarisian Ale and hant Dagobah.
how bout a Dalek vs. Ditka?
The Borg vs. the Daleks would be interesting.
The Daleks would win.
Because the Daleks aer teh win.
my money's on Ditka
what if the borg got ahold of the death star and made it like a superbase
Ditka can't beep.
The Borg would have a hard time assimilating the Daleks, but the Daleks would have a hard time killing the Borg.
hmmm
what would the daleks do?
gotta point there
we should wire him to
Nothing could stop Beeping Ditka.
If the borg got ahold of the death star, they'd be destroyed far more easily than if they kept the stupid cubes.
If the Borg assimilated Dalek technology, though, they'd have plunger arms.
Beeping Ditka would rule all
with an iron mike fist
how about jesus
Ditka is Unicron.
Daleks VS God
Someone would just fire a shot into that little hole in the death star, and the borg would all die.
Beeping Jesus or regular Jesus?
super duelux action Jesus
And if they absorbed the Empire technology, all their cubes would be modified to have no shields and that stupid hole.
It wasn't in the movie, but they went into it in the novelization.
with miracle poewr
I've got $50 if it's Beeping Jesus
what about Jesus vs the Death Star
Ditka became a cyborg, and kept eating and eating, and getting more and more implants, until he was a planet-sized
robot.
is Ditka on the death star?
Ditka could eat the Death Star.
maybe Ditka is the Death Star
holy shit!
you just blew my mind!
it would all make sense
The Dit Star.
The Beeping Dit Star
Da Bears.
Doctor Who had the Borg in 1966.
Da Empire.
havin a heart attack their Dragon|X?
*whacks his chest*
D'empire.
No, I'm fine.
Daaaaaaaaaaa
empire
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