...a monkey's brain, which tastes delishious with...

...a dictionary, which shows you the correct spelling of words such as delicious and...

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I really am a fan.

...the word "boinky," which Websters defines as...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...seldom as possible, adding more proof to the theory that...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...newcasters with hair pieces have 20% higher salaries than newcasters with real hair, and as everyone knows...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

...the weirdos who are out to get us must be stopped at all costs, and it is important to kill only the evil people -- the ones with the purple aura -- for while the aliens can assume any form they still have one weakness, and that is...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

....plants, sweet sexy plants which causes them to.....

...develop a strong addiction to pork sausage, bacon, anthrax and 6 screaming bottles of Chateau Neuf de Pape, and so they all rush to the nearest...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...movie theater to see how aliens with purple auras are usually defeated, so they can learn and not make the mistake this time, but in their haste and illteracy (having been educated mostly by network television), they accidentally go to see Titanic, which causes their sophisticated brains, already weakened by network television, to explode violently all over...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...again (the first time having been when they were introduced to the Macarena), leaving the theatre drenched in a gruesome sea of...

this is so asinine guys.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

--another dude who tries to screw this thread (your account better have been hacked, punky), making me so angry that I just want to...

...renigg on my agreement to....

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What others say about boorite!

seriously guys...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

... adult diapers are the way to go if you plan on doing any...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...shitting in your pants...

--come on, man, can't you see I'm eating here-- because a massive shadow just cast over you, with a familiar voice accompanying it: "RAAAR, TOBOR WILL...

...GET REALLY OLD REALLY FAST," which is true since the whole concept hasn't been funny in over a year, but is used more as an inside joke to help tell the regulars (and people who have done their research) from the...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...oversized zucchini that are laying all over the place, and anyone who thinks that it's impossible to confuse a zucchini with a stripcreator regular has never been out at night...

..., prowling the streets in search of the dead ants that will signify the end of the world, should there actually be an end of the world, though if you think about it long enough, the end of the world couldn't really happen tomorrow, because of that international date line that always makes it tomorrow elsewhere, which means that the world is apparently going to end one time zone at a time, no matter how...

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."

...much we lubricate it with Tabasco and shove it up punky's...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...left nostril, which is really much like anyone else's right nostril, as long as they're looking in a mirror and have 24-inch nostrils, which are certainly tough to maintain because...

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

...the amount of cheese present in the cupboard of a french man prevents any other form of comunication save sign language due to the overpowering odour created affecting the way in which sound can travel through the atmosphere, which, under these condtions could only truely be described as a soup whilst maintaining a sense of...

...wonder and admiration toward people who use fancy words like "whilst", and...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

..."poopie" as interchangeable when speaking of...

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I really am a fan.