Drexle

Between the ages of 10 and 18, my mother kept me on a forced diet of 16 grams of fat a day. Ponder that in terms of what's healthy for an average female and multiply it by what's healthy for a developing adolescent. I think I would have been better off smoking in the womb.

And yeah, tha Alli pill scares me. I saw it at the local pharmacy yesterday and shuddered, thinking of all the loose bowels they have unleashed upon the world. I'm going to think twice the next time I sit on a bus.

Alli makes anyone a tubgirl.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/heres-our-winner-redbook-shatters-our-faith-in-well-not-publishing-but-maybe-god-278919.php

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Yummy news from my town:  http://www.wlos.com/newsroom/nc/topstory/topstory2.shtml

 NORTH CAROLINA NEWS

Teeth found in salad

An 11-year-old boy bites into a bad surprise at a local restaurant. Justin Woods found partial dentures in his salad Thursday night. He was dining with his grandmother at Ryan's on Patton Avenue when he bit into something strange. At first woods thought it was stale bacon, but it turned out to be a bridge of three teeth belonging to an elderly employee of the restaurant. The teeth had apparently fallen into the salad when the female employee hugged Justin, who visits Ryan's regularly with his mom. The employee got her teeth back and the boy and his grandmother got a refund.

Last Updated: Friday, July 20 2007, 06:32 PM

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Vulva

http://drunkfriends.com/quickies/freesex.html

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Shocktail

choadwarrior
Two parts pink, one part stink?

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070725/ap_on_fe_st/death_cat;_ylt=Ao3tg_vqbIY7rYLvQ_QEcfOs0NUE

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Awwww, what a sweet harbinger of death!

http://andrewfarago.livejournal.com/16145.html

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we call it maze

That was the best pun EVER

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What others say about boorite!

pretty damn good

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boorite
And if you make it to the middle, you get to see David Bowie's crotch bulge and a pre-big-breasted Jennifer Connelly.

And some muppets.

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http://www.heaven666.org/hottest-amateur-sex-tape-youve-seen-12494.php

The link pretty much says it all.

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http://tech.blorge.com/Structure:%20/2007/08/13/dan-rather-finds-bugs-in-voting-touch-screens/

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"Anyone who has been involved in the Catholic peace and justice movement in the United States has been touched by the life of Dick McSorley."

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"Father Dick McSorley dropped in one afternoon when I was counseling a sensitive young man who seemed to me very fragile. We were well into it when Dick ..."

Far From A Romantic Time

What a name for a bridge

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[URL=http://www.legoswap.com/]Why does this exist?[/url]

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

That's just a cheesy knock off of a site where I've sent many a paycheck.

Bukkake Machine

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Thanks Gabe.

ivytheplant

Thanks for pointing me towards that link Ivy. You're a real pal.

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Mine is supposed to be shipping in about two weeks. I'll have pics and videos up ASAP. I hope I can still fit into my Catholic schoolgirl outfit.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.