Zombie X: Gilligan's Island with a Zombie! by Screendummie 7-30-05

Thank god I found someone! No shit? I've been here for six months. Yeah, my plane crashed, and I got washed ashore. How many are left alive here? Oh, there's the captialist yankee running dog, jihadist militant, Parish Hilton and a couple of guys that spend all their time lick frogs. Really, Paris Hitlon? I love her! Where can I eat...err get her autograph! She's over by the lagoon trying to give the jihadist a makeover.

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Zombie X: Lucky Charms, A Zonist Front by Screendummie 7-31-05

What's your favorite food? Count Chocula. Oh, I can't eat Lucky Charms. Its part of the conspiracy. Midget Micks are plotting against us? Shh...don't speak too loudly. But the Jews put the Star of David as the star marshmallow. And I thought I only had to worry about magical little people.

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Zombie X: I'll Invade You by Screendummie 8-01-05

You must be Daddy Warbucks. I am the one and only Daddy Warbucks the VIII, trillionaire extraordinaire. So what do you do for fun? I do this. I command you to invade the jihadist's hut and take his oil. Umm...what do you need the oil for? I need the oil to cornhole Bob Saget.

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Zombie X: My Seventy Virgins by Screendummie 8-02-05

Who are you? And what are you doing here? I'm Zombie X, and I got bored with Uncle Warbucks. That Yankee devil! I will jihad him! And what do you get for your jihad? I go to heaven and get seventy virgin Bob Sagets. I think the original Bob Saget is still a virgin.

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Zombie X: Drop Acid, Not Bombs by Screendummie 8-02-05

I don't remember you being on the member list. I'm here to protest the war, man. What war? We're in a deserted island. The only war going on is who is gonna pound Bob Saget's ass. Whoa, man. Did you say Bob Saget? Yeah, I said Bob Saget. Lets drop some acid, man. Its like...totally awsome when you trip out on America's Most Funniest Videos.

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Zombie X: A Fan? I'm Also the Chairman! by Screendummie 8-05-05

You want my oil? I will jihad you! I will sent my army of Robocop like mercenaries to invade you! I will be the one doing all the invading! I will invade your hut, and your booty! I'll be the one doing the invading of Bob Saget's ass in the end! You're in love with Bob Saget too? In love? I'm chairman of I Dream of Raping Bob Saget fan club.

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haha Making fun of Bob Saget is fun!

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I dumb :D

I think you post these because you really want people to say your comics are funny. But they're really not. Knowing what I've made, I don't usually say someone's comics are spectacularly unfunny -- but your comics are spectacularly unfunny. Worse than mine even.

Zombie X: A Place Too Gay Even fer Me by Screendummie 8-07-05

You know, this place is just too gay for me. What do you mean gay? I'm not gay. You don't want to ass bang Bob Saget? Even Paris wants that. I've been trying to shag Paris for months. But she keeps refering me as her big sister. Yeah, you're the type to write in your pink diary about Paris changing in front of you and you being too much of a wuss to do anything. Oh god, you found my diary! And Bob Saget has more of a chance to score than me.

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I agree.

--S. Dummie

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Thanks for your spectaculary boring and uninformative review. Thanks for being a spectacular psychic which your abilities grants you to read my mind and knowing my thoughts on why I make komics (or why I do anything for that manner). But I agree with one thing, what ever shit you make its shit. Regardless that I never read them.

Thank you, come again.

--S. Dummie

P.S. Thanks for alerting on how horrible your comics are. I'll be sure to avoid them.

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Zombie X: Porn Star by Screendummie 8-10-05

You know, I always wanted to be a prono star. What stopped you? I've always been camera shy. Comming from a guy that has "Eat Me" tattooed on his butt cheeks? That's the last time I show my thighs off to you when I change. And what delicious thighs they are too!

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Zombie X: Alternative Lifestyle by Screendummie 8-12-05

Ever thought of an alternative lifestyle? You mean straight? Yeah, the whole monogamous deal with a chick. Does it count if the chick has a dick? No, she actually has to have been biologically born a woman. Dammit Janet!

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Zombie X: My Really How Bored I Am Comic by Screendummie 8-12-05

Pssshhhaa! Are you leaking? Yep. Use lots of superglue to fix that. Especially around all openings: eyes, ears, mouth, nosterils and anus. ANUS! In fact, dip yourself in it to plug up your pours. Looks like sploodge!

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Zombie X: War Journalism by Screendummie 8-14-05

Ah...war. Always leaves me with a hot buffet of brains. Hey, you, soldier! Why aren't you taking cover? Its just a little rain. Are you the press? Why, yes. Now let me take your picture by having you close your eyes and on your knees. I hope this gets me into Parade magazine.

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Zombie X: The Neighbors by Screendummie 8-17-05

I got new neighbors! Weally? Wow! Yeah! Its amazing! But seriously, I did. And? Point? I got new neighbors. That is the point. What are ya, retarded? And yet, I don't care.

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Zombie X: Baby Pictures by Screendummie 8-19-05

Hey, I just had my baby's first picture. You kid looks like Hitler. That's a horrible thing to call my daughter! Whoa! You're telling me your daughter looks like Hitler? What the fuck? She doesn't look anything like that bastard. Wait. Which whore did you knock up again?

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tht 1s gud

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Zombie X: My Cheezy by Screendummie 8-21-05

Fo' shizzle! Its drizzly! My cheezy! Snap, crackle and pop in my bowl! You lost me with your hip-hop lingo there. I thought you were talking about brunch today.

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I speak this strange language called English. At times I do misspell a word here and there. That's that what I get for not proof-reading.

For further postings, please do it in English. Not in Moronese. From what I gathered, you are referring me as to one of your pagan gods. I'm not a god. More of a demi-god.

Thank you, come again!

--S. Dummie

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This whole thing is absolutely surreal, if you ignore the comics that is.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Zombie X: In the Begining by Screendummie 8-23-05

I'm thinking of starting my own religion with the rest of the surviving norms. By religion, you mean cult. You and your semantics. I don't think you're gonna go very far with this. You'll be eating those words when they erect a fifty foot cup cake in my honor. As long as there's no raisins in it, I'm game.

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Zombie X: In the Begining by Screendummie 8-23-05

I'm thinking of starting my own religion with the rest of the surviving norms. By religion, you mean cult. You and your semantics. I don't think you're gonna go very far with this. You'll be eating those words when they erect a fifty foot cup cake in my honor. As long as there's no raisins in it, I'm game.

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I'm for real, if that's what you mean.

--S. Dummie

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Zombie X: Let there be... by Screendummie 8-25-05

How are you gonna begin your cult? Its a religion dammit! Bleh. So what are you gonna do? I say: Let there be light. Its already daylight out, dumbass. See, I'm already ahead of schedule, nimrod.

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