Zombie X: The Miracles of... by Screendummie 8-27-05

And what are you gonna do as god? Perform lots of miracles. Wouldn't that just cheapen you? Ah, but I would provide a plauge of death when they get out of line. And how do you propose that? I'll bite a couple of them.

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Zombie X: Converts by Screendummie 8-28-05

Wanna join my my religion? Its open to plenty of converts wanting for movin' on up in heaven. Aren't you gonna ask me why I'm in my underwear? Why would I give a fuck about that? Wanna be a bishop, witch doctor or whatever? What do you mean you don't give a fuck? This has been the worst day of my life. You know, you would be perfect for my religion. You'll get to wear a cool hat. Can it be a beanie with a propeller on top?

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Zombie X: The Evangelizer by Screendummie 8-29-05

Wanna joing my religion? Brains are optional. Shiny, shiny, shiny shoes. Hey, I got this kick ass religion. Pants optional. Dude! Aren't you the guy that sold me the broken DVD player? You're thinking of my un-bearded evil twin.

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Zombie X: Membership Success by Screendummie 8-30-05

Seen you talking to some people. Yeah, its alot harder to get people to join a religion than I thought. Any success? In numbers, yes... There's a "but monkey", isn't there? Its more like a big flaming bag of shit on your door.

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Zombie X: Redemption is Cheap by Screendummie 9-03-05

I got this great life changing religion for ya. Uh huh. And all it will cost you is a small weekly tide of a small sack of rupies. Not on my pay chuck, bub. You can't afford redemption? I don't think you're gonna afford this parking ticket in a moment.

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Zombie X: Just Like Jevus by Screendummie 9-04-05

I'm being persecuted, just like Jevus. There's no fucking way you're like Jevus. I mean, he was arrested and put in prison. But that's because you ate a cop's brain! But I did bring him back to life. But as a zombie, you fuck tard!

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Zombie X: Religion in Prison by Screendummie 9-05-05

Hey, you look down trodden. Want to take part of a renewed religious experience? No thanks. You can receive a new sense of enlightenment. I'm cool. Then can you float your magnificent head over here and help me tie my shoes. Sure!

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Zombie X: Death by Persecution by Screendummie 9-05-05

They're gonna excute me for my religious beliefs. You ate a cop's brain! And Wirthling. You ate someone in prison too? What the fuck is wrong with you? Hey, I had a kosher meal. That's exactly why I don't take you to my temple on black sabbath.

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Zombie X: The Son of Dole by Screendummie 9-09-05

What are you in for? Religious persecution. You? I killed a bunch of nuns and wore their fingers as a necklace. Why'd you do that? Bob Dole, man, and those commericals. He was telling to kill the virgin. Those fucking Viagra commercials.

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Zombie X: I Kill You Too by Screendummie 9-11-05

I was just thinking about something funny. What would that be? The last message I got from Dole was to kill someone in prison. And you're my first roomie. What's funny? You already beat me too it. Yeah, I'm a real party pooper.

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Zombie X: I'll Tell You the Time About... by Screendummie 9-13-05

...and so, that's why I don't like mustard on my nads anymore. That was...certainly something. You bet! That reminds me of another interesting story that involves IcyHot on my scrotum. Do you have any stories that don't have your privates in them? Um...yeah. Like this time I thought I had gotten some mayo in my ears... Mayo and some cool crisp iceburg lettuce would go good with his...

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Zombie X: Savings & Crime by Screendummie 9-15-05

Um...weren't in jail for life? The governor pardoned me. You commited two murders! But three wrongs make a right! They let you out for eating a third person?! Hey...think of the savings on his death row appeals.

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Zombie X: Poster Boy for Abortion by Screendummie 9-18-05

Your mama should've aborted you. Why would you say something that fucked up? Just look at you. You're a drain on the economy. What about you? I think you're the poster boy for abortion. Not a bad idea. That would increase business into my abortion clinic investment. You're beyond just a sick little freak.

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Zombie X: Necrophilia by Screendummie 9-20-05

You ever wonder how Herman Munster is able to have children? Its just a television show. I mean, a super wang and balls had been stitched to his body. Its JUST a TV show! I wonder how long his balls were kept on ice? Now that's a question I didn't want to know.

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Zombie X: Science Fair Project by Screendummie 9-22-05

I've decided to forgoe the traditional baking soda volcano. That's right bitches Meet my clone. A good thing can be done twice. Except for our favorite knife. You better shut up before I slice ya.

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Zombie X: Crime Interview by Screendummie 9-24-05

And then this winged monkey came out. Did he have a fez on? Let me think. No, it was a beanie. That's strange. We've been getting reports of the same monkey killing people, but with a fez. You know, I miss the days when serial killer clowns like Gacy were running around. I hear ya. Used to be able to beat people like you with a rubber hose.

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Zombie X: Apocalypse Happens by Screendummie 9-25-05

Is it safe yet? What's safe? For me to take it off. Did the apocalypse happen? Yes it did. Now take it off. Umm...you don't look so good. I was like this pre-apocalypse.

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Zombie X: Two Chimps by Screendummie 9-27-05

Ever wonder why we eat banana's? Ever wonder why we throw shit at each other? I'll answer yours if you answer mine first. Sure. Its because you're gay. Its because you're gay too! We're both gay! Yay!

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Zombie X: In the Bull Ring by Screendummie 9-28-05

Whoa there. I know we're in the ring together, but lets not get anyone hurt now. *Baaaa* I mean, I'm a bull ring with a freakin' sheep. *Baaaa* Wonder what your brains taste like. I can still kick your ass biotch.

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Zombie X: Crackberries by Screendummie 9-29-05

My greatest invention to date is the crackberry! That would work, in a pre-apocalyptic world. I didn't make them for others. I made them for me. Sounds like alot of work to get crack in fruit. I know. Damn things kept brusting when I injeted them. Wonder what your brilliant plan is for when when you smoke them

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Zombie X: Serene Emo by Screendummie 9-30-05

I'm gonan go see that movie Serenity God, you're such a fucking emo right now. What? I loved Buffy, Angel and Firefly. Firefly is one of the stupidest concepts out there, a space western. Justa rip-off of numerous anime at there. Hey, no one accused Whedon as original. Maybe they'll all die in the movie hopefully and then all comeback to life. I mean, the didn't do it in Buffy.

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Zombie X: I Love Baseball by Screendummie 10-03-05

God I love baseball and the Sox. Why? Cause you love wearing pink knee high soxs? No, you bitch. I like the sport. Then I guess you're not as queer as I thought. That's not what Pauly is gonna think when he recieves my love letter. I'm sure there's plenty of Chicago fans way ahead of ya.

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Loved the Eidolon/Wiccan/Chadwick/Zombie story arc.

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Zombie X: Bananas

You racist monkey! Don't bitch cause my banana is bigger than yours.

by Screendummie, 10-30-05

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