BALMY WEATER COMING MY WEE!
have you been at my absinth, jopols?
jools
JOOLS THE JALOPY, HE'S GON ALL FLOPPY!
* obijo slaps jools upside the head, Brickido style
* jools DANCES WITH A MILLION ANGELS ON THE HEAD OF A PIN
.
* kramer_vs_kramer presses the button to call the nurse
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eator
* Jes_ sets the mentalist filter to "ON"
good thinking
Come on now Jools. Time for bed.
* nurse straps jools to a table
saw
I WANT MY MLOMMY!
* jools sags slightly.
what ho chaps!
* nurse ballgags jools
hey, what are you d- mmmmph!
mmmmmmph!
* nurse nurse gets out her strap-on
haha
KRAMER! get out of the nurse suit!
* Jes_ gets his 8mm camera
I may have pressed the wrong button here.
no, i think it's the perfect one
* nurse realises she forgot her lubricant
is that the mace-model strapon?
It does look very... spiky.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHH!
* nurse looms ominously over jools.
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* jools struggles in his bonds,
and the new red-hot chilli lubricant, nice touch
well, there's only one logical outcome for this situation
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHH!
I just hope for Jools' sake it's his birthday today.
let's ask him
jools, is it your birthday?
say mmmmmmphhhhhh for no
mmmmmmphhhhhh
2 mmmphhhhs for yes
Hold on. This isn't the birthday party?
errr
* obijo looks around
maybe it is
I must have the wrong address.
mmmmmmphhhhhhhh
* nurse packs up her things and goes.
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* jools sits up
damn
what the HELL HAPPENED?!
you don't remember?
we all sodomized you
Happy Birthday!
huh?
thanks!
now to negotiate the film rights...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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[02:50] * nate has quit IRC (Quit: no one hearts nate)
[02:50] awesome, I made his fuck off message

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Pirate Clockwork Orange
heh
Off Kazaa?
ahah!
nah, I was thinking...
* Captain_Nate stabs obijo in the gut
Yar, I was being a silly salty dog!
"Avast! Eggywegs of the starboard bow me droogies!"
have at the
lol
what do they call knives in nadsat
Here be the pirate ending of apocalypse now...
"The Yarr! The Yarr!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[01:27] so when am i getting my pictures
[01:27] =)
[01:27] =) =) =)
[01:27] Um, look outside
[01:27] ONOS ITS AN ATTACHMENT
[01:27] =) =) =) =)
[01:27] Do you see pigs flying?
[01:27] yes.
[01:28] Oh.
[01:28] Well then in half an hour
[01:28] k

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there can only be one jes_lawson
* Chi smites Jes_L
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* Jes_Lawson draws his katana
WHOOO!
* Jes_Lawson heads Jes_L
* Jes_Lawson wuickens
* Jes_Lawson quickens, even
*** Jes_Lawson changed nick to Jes_L
hoo-ha
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creator
*** Chi changed nick to SeanConnery
stupid peers
you are the highlander
always resetting my connection the dogs
yesh
incidentally, why as the only scot in this movie am i cast as a spaniard?
I...don't know...
but you were good in The Rock
thank you
i liked you in the man who would be king
My dad uses a picture of Sean Connery to pick up chicks online

* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
jools NOOOOOOOOo
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* mAAk dives on the glue
* jools huffs glue.
don't do it!
* jools huffs glue.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
it will be okay!
* jools huffs glue.
n-n-n-n-nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
we can't let you do this to yourself!
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
it isn't right!
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
IT IS MEANT FOR STICKING THINGS
* jools huffs glue.
FOR STICKING!!!!
* jools huffs glue.
STOP!
* jools huffs glue.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
it's wrong!
YOULL GET TOTALLY HIGH
* jools huffs glue.
STOP
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
you're wrong!
* jools huffs glue.
* jools huffs glue.
TOTALLY HIGHER THAN YOUVE EVER BEEN IN YOUR LIFE
* jools huffs glue.
YOU MUST STOP

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

choad?
chicka?
How are you both funny and attractive at the same time?
I thought guys could only be one or the other?

[11:54:05] im listing to weird al song about the flintsones right now
[11:54:19] What is he saying?
[11:54:29] uh
[11:54:45] hang on
[11:54:50] I have that dong.
[11:54:52] song
[11:54:57] Heh.
[11:55:01] "Dong"
[11:55:01] lol
[11:55:19] Hey, English is a hard wanguage.
[11:55:31] lol again
[11:55:36] Wut, me spiel?
[11:55:46] I CAN'T SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT
[11:55:52] Oops, Caps Cock was on.
[11:56:17] I'll pop a cap.
[11:56:28] Right in your eye.
[11:56:31] It's e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g r-i-g-h-t, dcom.
[11:56:42] * areallystupidguy gulps pepsi
[11:56:43] Thanks Dan!
[11:56:46] You're so smart!
[11:57:02] * Inflatabl gulps something else.
[11:57:07] ha
[11:57:08] I only look that way next to areallystupidguy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

did dexx get sick while he was thre?
hi boorite
d:|
no, he's already pretty sick.
:)
true
yo mAAk
why, did he leave you with influenza too?
wheres that sexual dysfunction you promised
I had some weird ass thing pita
lovely
prolly my fault
I was treating myself rather badly
* pita thinks that's what you get for kissing on him
ha ha
did his mustache tickle you boorite?
shur up u fag

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

quote:

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did his mustache tickle you boorite?
shur up u fag

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[10:36:36] More better watts = mo better music
[10:37:06] Most basd playback is due to bad watts and bad speakers. front ends are almost all the same
[10:37:36] unlkess you have, like an Avalon front end with a seperate transport and DAC with, like, a Massenberger E.Q.
[10:37:48] And Alon Phalanx speakers
[10:37:58] * bunnerabb sighs
[10:38:01] yuh huh mine plays music

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah. That one, too.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

* mAAk activates the mAAk destruct
AROOOGA
AROOOGA
* Kajun takes cover.
* trippingbillee puts on raincoat
* chooby takes his cover back.
please exit the mAAk in an orderly fashion
The door!
SHE IS JAMMED!!
yes, this is going to be messy
AROOOGA
AROOOGA
nooooooOOOoo!
NOOO!!!
5
* chooby rattles the handle.
4
* kitty sits, awaiting the horrible horrible death
3
* trippingbillee rattles chooby
dear God no!!!
2
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
1
wait!
brad, i-
:l
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Dad was flammable

You had to know how to skip, hop, tie shoes....
wait...
Damn.
I want to go backpacking now
that was incontinence pants
I need to start campaining for crabby

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What others say about boorite!

* Now talking in #stripcreator
moo
m00o
good morning
tis 6:30pm here.
1:30 here
egads I got hammered last night
As was the plan
egads!
Huzzah!
Because I can no longer drink...
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I decided on one last night of drinking until I was smashed and singing songs and partying
* Neo has left #stripcreator
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* bunnerabb is now on the wagon
for good
No nuttin'
:-/
:)
I have to... it's either quit drinking and smoking or die
**BARF**
I weighed this...
Went with not dying
* Looking up Neo1 user info...
BUNNERABB WE MUST KUNG-FU
:-|
I am a strict proponent of gun fu
OOOOOOH
AAAAAAAHH
and I don't really feel like making those "Wahhhh' noises
My head hurts
OOOOOOOOO
BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLAAA
SMINT
JHFHAUHF
ah
KJJJJJJJAAAAAGGGGHT
TAKE A SMINT
:- |
Who left the door unlocked?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Hey, who's pretending to be me over there?

Because if anyone wants the job, they can have it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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sun of a
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FUCK

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What others say about boorite!

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Boo.
Hoo
COo.
Coo*
Kachoo
Smoo.
ther the hooker!!!!!!!!
ahem
* obijo wipes sweat from guilty brow
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he must have been pro-hooker

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[19:56:08] HI CHOOBY
[19:56:17] HI DCOMPOSED
[19:56:52] HOW ARE YOU?
[19:57:10] I HAVE FUCKED MY KNEE AND AM LIMPING, HOW ARE YOU?
[19:57:50] I AM TIRED, BUT OTHERWISE WELL.
[19:58:00] I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR KNEE.
[19:58:11] MY KNEE IS GLAD OF THE SYMPATHY!
[19:58:13] SHALL WE STOP SHOUTING?
[19:58:24] yes

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[19:59:13] So what happened to your knee?
[19:59:23] We had a powercut at work...
[19:59:35] That's always fun.
[19:59:41] and I was running to put on the generator before the computers all went down...
[19:59:48] and I ran into a desk and fucked it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[19:59:52] me knee that is.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Here's a really bad joke.
bye
LAte
What did the Vampire from Pennsylvania say?
what?
........
* Jes_L stays for punchline
aw crap.
I forgot the exact punchline.
you cunt
GAH!
It had something to do with a play on words and the Vampire wanting pencil lead.
:(
you cunt
* Inflatabl cries because he's a joke forgetting cunt.
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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

my mother has a really large vagina

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Batman created by Bob Kane

so... i had an economics quiz today...
and i TOTALLY winged it
winged? wung? wong? meh
Yay!
regardless, i think i did pretty good...
meep... there goes the other lung...
* kitty watches the other lung be coughed up
Lol
um... right... i need replacements, STAT!
*** BigEvilDan changed nick to STAT
Sorry, I'm all out.
ah crap
* kitty dies
*** STAT changed nick to BigEvilDan
:/
* kitty blames smoking

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

A little like #stripcreator

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."