Thanks for your votes all.

Congrats, crabs.

Damn you, degree of difficulty!
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I'd say, "Fear my rule, next-rounders," but I don't even remember what it was.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

holy crap.

brain melting

too many bizarre rules for 3 panels.... aaauuugh

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck!

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quote:

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Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck!

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OK here it is:

A clown, batman, gravy, hood-rat speak, run through a translator, and back out again. fuck me running that was hard.

Come get me Jes!

Comic Cup entry by CrunchyCheese 10-04-03

Yo Chuckle, you best put the skids on that shit. Your ass belongs to Batman, yo. You yo of the excrement is not started. The more better stage of Youe is for the bust of I a drain plug in the donkey of punk of yo I gots the 411 on your wack idea to flood the hood in turkey gravy. Yo punk ass is owned, knamean? They are not however nothin a small female, batboy. They far, know you the best stage me are a player, yo a'ight then bitoch. You gonna get a nickle to a dime of straight up cornholing. Hope yo ass got a wide back door Hectar! like that mine was ackplan yo from since bomb! I become queen PROM of the block cellend its! Gacy directly upward the agency, dog

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC X SF: Sacred Sousnik Comedies of a drug, Flying-MouseMan! by jes_lawson 10-05-03

Stand back evil doers, this is Batman on the mic! Straight from the Batcave we be rock like Stalactite! The owner of a problem bends bionichesky a divider! Dizzy head speed we heat ten pint bitter! Figtin' crime is our deal, and gravy is the tool! So don't make be "Zoff!" and "Poink!" your sorry clown ass, fool! Directly outta Gotham, the mad profligate of mother by name the Striker-dude! Of the tape it called Batmen with the Attitude! For real, this is the last time you huff Bat Anti-Evil-Clown gas before coming on stage, Robin… I! Do not make me put a cap in your white donkey, Ordinance!

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He summons up the power of banana clan with his bionic zit splitter. It's Jes!

JES

Hmmm. Crunchy is funnier backwards. jes is funnier forwards. jes gets the overall nod.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Jes, though I have no idea if either of them are compliant.

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Sex Piano.

J-Law wins over Crunchifer

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Mediocrity at its most average.

jes

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I say yes to jes.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

jes

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Crunchy.

If I get a vote, that is.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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Crunchy.

If I get a vote, that is.

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jes, who is the son of law.

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I has a flavor!

I got -- I say, I got ta go with Jes's law, son

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This is not my empire.

I'd vote for Jes too.

I'm begging for a single vote - I can't be the first-ever SC shutout.....

Good job Jes

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Jes makes a clean sweep, and advances to the finals to face the winner of:

SEMIFINAL ROUND 2: attitudechicka vs. crabby

RULE 1 (from UnknownEric) - Must use the word "efficacious".

RULE 2 (from umfumdisi) - Use only characters from kaddar2, and the Narration boxes in each panel must contain quotes from Shakespeare's plays describing the events of that panel. (For those wondering about the kaddar2, I let umfumdisi submit a new rule. The orignal set of rules were literally impossible to complete.)

RULE 3 (from Rabid_Weasle) - Everyone must speak in limericks.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Wow, I never won anything by a clean sweep before. Except those vouchers I found when I was brushing the cupboard out...

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Wow, I never won anything by a clean sweep before. Except those vouchers I found when I was brushing the cupboard out...

I'll uh...see you in the

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Wow, I never won anything by a clean sweep before. Except those vouchers I found when I was brushing the cupboard out...

I'll uh...see you in the final...

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umfum's rule is unfair. It's two rules.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm, uh...sorry for double posting...

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