Just in case Kajun has anything crazy planned, I should mention that I'll be unavailable to get the internet on 26-30 April and 3-7 May, hopefully this'll go unnoticed anyway, but better safe than sorry. So I'll be incapable of anything apart from in the weekends.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Attitudechicka has Dan on the canvas and climbs to the top rope to deliver her infamous placenta bomb, but wait, what's this? Andydougan running down the aisle, he reaches up and pushes chicka onto the floor below, as she lies motionless the referee counts to 10 and awards Big Evil Dan the point.

[u]Five Count Match[/u]
Kramer_vs_Kramer vs xxausrottenxx

[list][*]First person to receive 5 votes wins.[*]Use the cat in the kaddar catagory once in each panel to represent God.[*]Different backgrounds in each panel[*]One of the characters is Pregnant, and trying not to let the other know its not their child.[/list]

GO GO GO

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Dad was flammable

nice try, but trickery wont work on me

ah well, here goes nothing

comic cup-all in the family by xxausrottenxx 4-20-04

maura, do you realize the problems you are going to have bearing the child of christ? but... at least you told him about it though, so you wont be punished son, do you understand the problems you put that woman through jesus christ, i dont understand why that bitch is complaining so much, her anus should have healed up days ago

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xx( o Y o. )xx

quote:

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Use the cat in the kaddar catagory once in each panel to represent God.

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fucking hell...if kajun doesnt mind can i redo it?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Good luck with that. Kajun's a stickler with these things.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

xxausrottenxx if I were you I would just edit it. As long as you do this b4 anybody starts voting you should be cool. You might want to pm your opponent to tell them to hang-tight til you have sorted it.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

phew, that was a close one

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xx( o Y o. )xx

What? I already let possums redo his crappy "Weakest Strip" comic and allowed a series of stupid confusions instead of DISQUALIFYING YOU ALL AND DECLARING MYSELF THE WINNER!

However, if Kramer had already posted his comic, I wouldn't have allowed the edit

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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However, if Kramer had already posted his comic, I wouldn't have allowed the edit

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Okay, here is the comic of the kramer:

CCXII - In heaven, everything is fine by kramer_vs_kramer 4-21-04

Mary - you're pregnant! Could this be My son, whom it has been fortold will be born on Earth and unite the planet in peace and love? Um, yeah, God. Something like that. This truly is a wondrous day, My child. It has been written that My only son will be born of a virgin, and his life and death will give meaning to millions for centuries to come. Hold on. Born of a virgin? I'm not a- That is correct. The Christ child will be born to a woman who has never known sexual intercourse with a man. Does it count if I have never remembered sexual intercourse with a man?

And so I gave my vote to kramer_vs_kramer... there was a pregnant pause before he said, "Okay."

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I has a flavor!

kramer He even quoted the Pixies.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yeah, it was the Pixies quote that did it for me, too.

vs.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Dustin Hoffman Vs. Meryl Streep

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Aaaaand this contest is over.

blah blah blah, kramer_vs_kramer....pildriver....winner...etc.

okay, next round in a moment.

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Dad was flammable

I haven't seen as fast a knockout as that since one of the Bushwhackers bushwhacked his way into the ring at the Royal Rumble, got immediatly clotheslined back out by Rick Martel, and then bushwhacked back to the dressing room, all in about 20 seconds.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[u]Triple Threat Match[/u]
shark_energy vs Ewwwww vs flickguy

[list][*]Standard cup match, most votes wins[*]One character must deliver a Howard Dean-esque speech, ending with an enthusiastic "Yeaaaaaaaaaaurgh!"[*]Use a SC user's signature (past or present) as a line of dialogue. For example, KajunFirefly's signature says "dad was flammable", which one character would have to say at some point in the comic.[*]You must not use any kaddar art, or have more than one woman or more than one man in the entire strip.[/list]

Since this match is the last one in the round I'll allow the contestants an extra bit of time to remember that this cup exists (it was postponed ages ago due to flickguy's scheduling.

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Dad was flammable

Yeah, sure, blame me. All I did was go on vacation. Sheesh.

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This is not my empire.

i like to call that a raping up the cornhole :(

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xx( o Y o. )xx

The sig is from Jools: Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Comic Cup 12: Jesus Saves by Ewwwww 4-21-04

The world is comming to an end! Its all gonna end! I can save you, though! I've made a ship! Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball! Yeaaaaaaaaaaurgh! Well, he was right, you know. You only managed to save 3 people that happened to be in under a 10 foot radius. Silence! Adam, Joseph, and Ben will repopulate in no time!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

My quote is from jes_lawson: "Drunk on power and absinth"

Comic Cup XII - President Krang by shark_energy 4-22-04

The fight that we began can and must continue. Although my candidacy for president may end today, the most important goal remains... ...to defeat the infidels! For I am not Howard Dean, I am Krang of the Planet Squib! I have arrived to take your planet and deflower your children!YEAAAAAAAAAAURGH! 2 Years Later Mr Krang, it's Emperor Cofos on Line 2, he wants to know how the decontamination of Earth is coming along. Damn! What do you mean 'No Progress'? It's been 2 years since you became President of Earth Krang! What's gone wrong? Let's just say I got drunk on power and absinth...

I will be absent from here between the dates of 29th April - 4May. I'll be in Barcelona motherfuckers, yeeeeeaugh!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Just to make your voting lives slightly easier (Two choices instead of three)...

Title? What title? by flickguy 4-22-04

And I say again, it's not about the us versus them phenomenon, it's about us being so much better than them! They can't continue to just give our jobs to people less qualified just because no one... On and on drags the speech of the union foreman, holding his people enthralled - and by enthralled, of course I mean captive. Do you know what he's talking about? No idea. And after it's finally over... So what did you think of my rousing speech? Yeaaaaaaaaaaurgh! I think you talk way too fucking much.

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This is not my empire.