...And here's a little one for the Election day spirit!

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Ah.. hello.
What are you girly girls up to? Ja?
Hey Ahnold
Vote for me today!
I will terminate Gray Davis!
Total Recall!
* Ahnold gropes BigEvilDan.
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heh
Boinky must be a Bustamante supporter. :-/

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[21:04] oh god i need a woman

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oh god i need a woman

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[22:14] http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JZZM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
[22:14] hi ahnold
[22:14] or should I say
[22:14] http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06052003
[22:14] governor
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[22:15] that scandal hit pretty fast
[22:15] hehe
[22:15] hahaha
[22:16] quotefile!

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mAAk: so i am here to find a replacement for brad
mAAk: jedi acadamy has claimed him and he may never return
chooby: we have spares.
mAAk: :/
•chooby points to the closet marked "spare brads"
•mAAk opens the door
mAAk: hey
chooby: Dan is in there just now, making out with them.
mAAk: there's just a box of doritoes in here
mAAk: mmm doritoes
chooby: NO!!
chooby: They haven't sprouted yet!
chooby: That's brad larvae.
mAAk: brad what now
mAAk: mm
•mAAk continues eating
chooby: oh the humanity
•chooby offers mAAk some dip.
•chooby cries.
mAAk: thanks!
mAAk: mmm
•mAAk is now known as mAAkfatty
mAAkfatty: as you can see, all those doritoes made me a fatty
chooby: They taste better with brad paste.
chooby: although...
mAAkfatty: you're not tricking me into eating toothpaste again
chooby: I'm afraid that the dip will cause them to hatch and sprout in your belly.
chooby: :O
chooby: You are now pregnant with brad infants.
•mAAkfatty punches his tummy
mAAkfatty: punch punch punch
chooby: NO!!
mAAkfatty: but i didnt eat the brad paste
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kitty: non... mAAk, its paunch paunc paunch
chooby: brad paste?
mAAkfatty:
kitty: uh
chooby: what ever are you talking about, mAAk?
kitty: the second one should be paunch not paunc
mAAkfatty: you are too young to understand maybe chooby..
•chooby puts the tube back in his pocket.
mAAkfatty: but when a man and a woman love each other
chooby: oh hey Dan...
chooby: we are not interfering with the laws of nature at all here, no sir.
BigEvilDan: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOBY!!!
mAAkfatty: they take brad larva that look like doritoes
mAAkfatty: package them and store them away in a closet
mAAkfatty: and when the time is right
mAAkfatty: the put something called brad paste onto the larva
mAAkfatty: soon they have an unhealthy, full grown webmaster

.........

•chooby places a small tracking device into mAAk's butt crack.
mAAkfatty::/
mAAkfatty: :|
mAAkfatty: tickles
kitty: thanks jes...
chooby: Now I shall know where the brad larvae end up.
mAAkfatty: and thank YOU chooby
mAAkfatty: :)
mAAkfatty: so anyway i think we need to recall the current brad
kitty: aww... i need a chooby hug...
mAAkfatty: and elect a new brad in his stead
mAAkfatty: :/
•chooby tears off a coupon and hands it to kitty.
chooby: there ya go, you are now entitled to one chooby hug.
•mAAkfatty takes it
mAAkfatty: :)
•mAAkfatty redeems it
mAAkfatty: :D
kitty: when can i cash it in?
chooby: redeemable Mon-Fri, 9am-5pm
Jes_L: valid until Dec 31st 2056
•mAAkfatty gets a chooby hug
chooby: NO!
mAAkfatty: :) :) :)
chooby: It is not time.
mAAkfatty: k
•mAAkfatty puts it in his wallet
•mAAkfatty runs off
chooby: you can have an open mouthed kiss though.
mAAkfatty: k
mAAkfatty: ;p
mAAkfatty: more tongue
chooby: that's not an open mouth
mAAkfatty: :|
mAAkfatty: ;Q
•chooby pours brad paste into mAAk's open mouth.
mAAkfatty: :X
chooby: YES YES YES!!
mAAkfatty: n-n-no!!!
mAAkfatty: :Q
chooby: IMPREGNATED!!

.........

chooby: ah, the wonders of science.
•mAAkfatty punches his tummy
mAAkfatty: punch punch punch
mAAkfatty: hmm
mAAkfatty: i need a snacka
mAAkfatty: i'm eating for 600 now
mAAkfatty: so.
mAAkfatty: chooby
mAAkfatty: you're the closest thing to a doctor in respect to this whole brad larvae thing
mAAkfatty: where and how exactly do these things come out
chooby: that's a good question.
Jes_L: my theory is they burst through the perineum
chooby: that's gotta hurt.
Jes_L: of course
Jes_L: this is mAAk we're talking about
Jes_L: more pain = more gain
mAAkfatty: oh man
mAAkfatty: this can't be good
mAAkfatty: i can already feel them crawling around

.......

to be continued.

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[19:40:16] better
[19:40:31] butter
[19:41:24] butler
[19:41:26] alfred
[19:41:28] bitter
[19:41:31] batter
[19:41:38] strike
[19:41:46] spare
[19:41:50] frams
[19:41:53] frame
[19:42:02] rabbit
[19:42:11] robot
[19:42:14] tobor
[19:42:18] cornhole
[19:42:24] corndog
[19:42:27] cornmeal
[19:42:37] oatmeal
[19:42:42] gristmill
[19:43:32] o O ( this is where you type "windmill", I type "Holland" and you type "Opus"
[19:43:36] :)
[19:43:42] (oops)
[19:43:44] windmill
[19:43:48] holland
[19:43:53] opus
[19:43:56] Bill the cat
[19:44:37] catwoman
[19:45:25] batman
[19:46:08] robin
[19:46:13] wren
[19:46:41] duck
[19:47:54] puck
[19:48:39] luck
[19:48:43] shuck
[19:48:48] suck
[19:49:21] blow
[19:49:29] coke
[19:49:33] snort
[19:49:45] boinky
[19:49:49] heh
[19:49:50] :)
[19:49:56] :)
[19:49:57] I have to get some snooze
[19:50:00] * bunnerabb waves
[19:50:01] Late
[19:50:03] bye
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[01:59]I AM SO GOTH! I PAINTED MY PLAYSTATION BLACK!

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If I'm dead, then why the hell should anyone else be comfortable?

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[09:27] i've had the funnest night ever
[09:27] oh yeah?
[09:28] WITHOUT ME?
[09:28] what happehned, Kitty?
[09:28] yeah, what happened?
[09:28] well, we started off the night at about 9:30 playing cranium in the TV loungs
[09:28] *lounge
[09:29] all of us drinking because our res fellow went home for thanksgiving
[09:29] drinkingbad
[09:29] and then we were watching the Flames/Canucks game till about 1:30
[09:29] and then we had a massive water fight, in the TV lounge
[09:29] 'what's cranium?
[09:29] and then a marshmallow war
[09:29] awesome
[09:29] ack
[09:29] so so awesome
[09:30] and then we moved it out to the hallway, where there are many windows that look out into the quad
[09:30] and my friend nick flashed and mooned quite a few drunkards
[09:30] excellent
[09:30] there is no substitute for higher education
[09:30] and ... haha... we were in the TV lounge, and nick takes a napkin, wipes his face with it, then proceeds to put it in his mouth and eat it
[09:30] quote file
[09:31] and then he shoves the other napkins he had in his hand into his mouth
[09:31] roughage
[09:31] only, i was the only one to see this, so i'm laughing hysterically and no one knows why except nick
[09:31] The boy will have the lower bowel of a moose
[09:31] haha

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[00:45] BAAAAA!
[00:45] MOOOO!
[00:46] GRRRRR!
[00:46] BOIYOIYOIING!
[00:46] VAGINA!
[00:47] PERINEUM!
[00:48] EXPLODING DOG!
[00:49] QUOTEFILE!

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I guess one thing that's cool about being old is that I got
to see a lot of stuff that's not going to be around much.
Antiquity is cool
Kitty!
* bunnerabb hugs
* kitty hugs
i'm like herpes : you never know when i'll show up again
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creator
choad!!
kitty!
* kitty hugs
heh'heym, CW
* choadwarrior hugs bunner
* bunnerabb hugs
* choadwarrior backs off and puts on glasses
* bunnerabb dances in the cirlce
kitty!
* choadwarrior hugs kitty
haha
guys hugging me.. oh yeahhhhh
im hungry
im supposed to go to a barbecue, but i dont think i can
wait
Eat a cookie.
i dont have a cookie
or a biscuit
We have enough food here to feed a roman legion, toda
y
Make one.
Weinerschnitzel, roast pork, apple dumplings....
I'm gonna take a nap.
i'm going to my caf in about half an hour
alte
I'm going to go get more schnitzel :)
bbl
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unnh
i am bored
01,9910Phineas J. Whoopie: 14then i will bring some
corn for the holing14,9901
thats what i just told my freind i would bring to the bbq

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* Now talking in #stripcreator
* Topic is ' I'm in stunningly good shape for a 46 year old man who drinks whiskey and chain smokes'
* Set by ArtemisSt on Sat Oct 11 19:38:01
* Looking up Bargaintuan user info...
Idle time: 56mins 51secs
* Looking up boorite-afk-smoking user info...
Idle time: 31hrs 6mins 17secs
* Looking up knkx user info...
idle tim: 3hrs 52mins 5secs
Is this a party or what?

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[Click to view comic: 'You can't tell a book...']

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hahaha

uh
* aku shapeshifts.
shapshift in to a cigarette.
I could do with a smoke.
Oh, I got something you can smoke...
RIGHT HERE!
* aku points at boorite's wang.
Okay.
I mean....
um.....
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helloo
*** BigEvilDan changed nick to BigEvilDan-Away
Hey.
i scared dan away :(
I think I did when I smoked boorite's wang.

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congratulations inflatable man
boorite while you were sleeping, I ... uh....
you've just killed god with your badness
kinda smoked your wang. :-/
it seems several of my favorite people have appeared while I dozed
!!!!
whoa
scroll up.
Sorry.
I knew I was too refreshed for so short a nap
I needed a cigarette...

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Skeletor just got his ass creamed...
by BATMAN!
"ass creamed"?
uh....
He is teh coolest.
The same way Batman creams Robin's ass?
no
Well.
Good.
Because Skeletor is Heman's bitch.

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Farscape marathon.
oh
KITTY!!!
DCOM!!!
what's up, ya'll?
Farsccape marathon.
:/
GAY
far... scape?
o_0
Farscape marathon for Bargaintuan
so... if farscape is gay... would that make it fagscape?
YES!!!!
or farsgaype?
FAGSGAPE!!
haha
im glad i brought it up then
* Jes_L returns from being AFK
hey guys
I'm always glad when we talk about gay stuff.
HI JES
Farscape is cool.
Wait.. I already said hi to you.
*** Jes_L changed topic to " I'm always glad when we ta
lk about gay stuff"
ok
JES!!
* kitty hugs
I had a major enlightnement last night
hey kitty
* Jes_L hugs back
What happened?
I still have your clothes
haha
i was goign to ask...
...?
was this before or after you groped me and took my clothes
after I gave you them back, I needed a souvenir
so that's why my bra is missing... gotcha
ah, that was only...12 hours ago...
haha
nobody has my CDs yet?
:(
well... the mail doesnt get here till around 2 (or something) and it
s only 8:29am
* Jes_L kicks the airmail
The mail wont get here for at least another 14 hours.
This tme round, the post has been arse at my end
soz
whoaaa... my friend alyster from... england... used to say "soz"
all the time
it's the british internet abbreviation for sorry
or so it would sem
seem
yesm
Isn't Canada in the UK?
SSHHH!
(they aren't supposed to know that!)
whoa ...
this is news to me!!
It's a well kept secret.
and Queensland is really part of Yorkshire
Wow.
You learn something new every day.
Yeah. I heard that off Quincy
blimey
maybe this explains it then...
But isn't Yorkshire where they make pudding?
one kind, yes
but there are many kinds
black, white, chocolate, Yorkshire, burnt cream...
*drool*
oww... too much thanksgiving goodness gives me a tummyache
...
uhh... what am i talking about "gives" ... i meant GAVE me a tu
mmy ache
It's still thanksgiving?
no
it was yesterday
but my tummy still hurts
from the dinner i ate sunday
ooh I know this one
you can fix it with...
CELERY!!!!
You can do anything with celery.
really?
If you buy it dinner.
humm
it's one of the cheaper vegtables
i love celery
sometimes
other times i'm like "celery, go fuck yourself"
Have you ever been attracted to a sandwich, Jes?
yes
unnh
no talk of food
or my tummy go BOOM
I had the most awesome blt today
Was there a girl in it?
"Freeze! Don't move or I'll fill you full of... little, yellow bo
lts of light!"
that was the other kind of sandwich I like
you know, bitch lesbian and tomato
ha
"My face on a bed of thigh"
haha
non, that's the "fish taco"
ha ha ah!
heh

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[22:49:27] nice. I'm going to take a nap.
[22:49:35] * Jes_L is now known as Jes_ZZZzzz
[22:49:38] Aren't you at work?
[22:49:42] yes

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aza
* bunnerabb runs
aza
* bunnerabb runs
*sigh*
ok
aza
fvf
fvf
deded
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deded
h4w
h4w
h4w
i=gaf
h4w
i=fag
HEY!
oops
>:-/
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busted

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[18:59:51] hes jelouse then
[19:00:06] yes
[19:00:09] and way jelouse cause i have a massive boner

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[15:29:16] hello bunner
[15:29:20] hey, Brad
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I love how I skirted making up my own rules
"The biggest case statement in existence"
yeah
that was clever Chicka
I love anything in a skirt
anything wearing a necklace
I I # u
I # you too
You're 45443
??

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* boorite was kicked by Tobor (being stupid)

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* Guest graps a needle and walks towards Inflatable man*
Hello?
No screaming?
* Guest Pops inflatable man*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Bwa haha
:(
That wasn't nice.
I know.
Stop the hate child.
Inflatable Men are people too.
Inflatable people. But STILL people.
Fine.
Please blow me back up.
* Guest Tapes up IM and blows him back up.
Great blow job, Guest!
Thanks.

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