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Hi!
hello
I'm new to this site
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Obviously.
indeed
we've been warned
Has the drop been made?
not yet, i just woke up
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but i feel it coming
Oh god
I only hope I took that the wrong way.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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*** brad sets mode: -o Tobor
*** brad sets mode: +b *!*@template-74C95FAA.uu.net
*** HOMO was kicked by brad (gay)
*** brad sets mode: +o Tobor
Charming fellow.'
you homophobe brad
indeed

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Session Start: Mon Oct 20 00:37:09 2003
Session Ident: #stripcreator
[00:37] * Now talking in #stripcreator
[00:37] * Topic is 'Boorite: Missing and presumed fed. '
[00:37] * Set by BigEvilDan on Mon Oct 20 01:03:56
[00:37] l o
[00:37] :O
[00:37] lo
[00:38] what I miss?
[00:39] boorite was just about to admit that he was brad's father, when he was abducted by Asiangirl.
[00:39] i *knew* she was back for a reason...
[00:39] Meanwhile, bunnerabb is helping Bargaintuan recover from his amnesia.
[00:39] I don't have... What was that again?
[00:39] :-0
[00:40] Also, there is about two minutes left before Tobor explodes.
[00:40] what? again?
[00:41] I remember the days when manraping robots were built to last...
[00:41] stupid gloablisation...
[00:42] * BigEvilDan wipes some sweat from his forehead.
[00:42] Hmm... red wire or blue wire?
[00:42] blue wire
[00:42] no wait...
[00:42] I said that last time
[00:42] * Jes_ massages his arm stump
[00:43] I can't afford to lose another one
[00:43] red one
[00:43] Okay, red one it is.
[00:43] * BigEvilDan cuts the wire.
[00:43] Wait a second, I'm colour bl-
[00:43] * Jes_ puts fingers of one hand in ear
[00:43] * BigEvilDan explodes.
[00:43] * Jes_ is torn to sherds
[00:44] Not sherds!
[00:44] * Jes_ looks at his sherdded arm
[00:44] AAAGH!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Bargie?
repeat after me....
My name is Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
IRONSIDE!!!
Close...
My name is Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
IRONSIDE!!!
:-/
I think this is going to call for some heavy fucking drugs, folks. I mean shit that makes an elephant walk funny.
One more time...
My name is Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
come on!
IRONSIDE!!!
you can do it!
:(
the humanity
"Wiggle your big toe"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

lool
lool this!!!
* kitty brickido's boo
!!!
no one brickidos me
but i can
because i'm your adopted internet daughter
youre standing right in front of me
I simply stepped backward
I'm not though
* Jes_L brickido's boorite
and watched you trip over the stereo
and crash into the aquarium
what was that I felt brush against my head? a mosquito?
fine...
let me show you how brickido is done.
damn army surplus bricks
* kitty karate kicks boo, misses, and kicks the wall
watch me closely.
faaack
* boorite picks up a brick
are you watching?
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daddy!!!
* kitty hugs
look out, boo's probably going to brickido you
* bunnerabb hits Jes with a brick
that's how it's done

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What others say about boorite!

boorite: pr0n http://130.85.69.243/images/ohgee.jpg
boorite: viewer discretion is advised
boorite: adult content
boorite: click there for pr0n
boorite: ...
boorite: I'm disappointed
boorite: youre not clicking there for pr0n
chooby: I am masturbating
boorite: masturbation is no laughing matter.
chooby: I know...
chooby: you might get the sperm in your mouth.
boorite: hahahaha
boorite: >:-l
boorite: NO LAUGHING MATTER
boorite: *snkkxxxx*

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[01:42] * chooby considers going to bed.
[01:43] dude, Ella FFFitzgerald r00ls!
[01:43] :)
[01:43] heh
[01:43] don't mention the "b" word
[01:43] Wha--... Bed? We were just about to discuss scat...
[01:43] ex-act-ly!
[01:43] skibide-be-bop!
[01:43] Scoo be doo be deee wah deep weeoh!
[01:43] bop-wee-bah-na-na!
[01:43] heh
[01:43] * Jes_L hi-5's bunner
[01:44] NOT INTO SCAT
[01:44] 'ow
[01:44] be bop ba bod op bap
[01:44] Suuuuree.....

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I should lay down...
Somethin
Fine, desert me.
this hurts like a bitch
'k
I'll just play with Dan and brad without you.
* bunnerabb puts whip cream on chicka
you're a dessert
;)
* Chicka passes the ball to Dan, ignoring bunner.
:(
Catch!
hey...
I wanna
can I?
I...
* bunnerabb jumps
:(
Oof!
* bunnerabb sits on the fire escape
Pass to brad, pass to brad!
* bunnerabb gets out a pad and pen
* BigEvilDan throws the ball at brad.
* brad is killed by the ball
* bunnerabb designs a cross platform O/S that never crashes
Neat
* bunnerabb leaves the schoolyard for Seattle
So long, you bastards!
Oh no.
* Chicka revives brad
We really shouldn't have used a rock and called it a ball.
* bunnerabb buys a house in Frisco for 7 million and a Lear Jet

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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hi joft
joft, i'm lonely
ok, i'm going to bed
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puh
you dont know lonely till youve lived in the arctic circle
......
so i read
* bunnerabb nibbles on some penguin
boy howdeh
ARG!!!
:|
um bunner
?
as loathe as i am to point out one's foibles
Oh, yeah... definitely
penguin's live only in the antarctic regions
:|
Really?
yes
I had no idea
it's true
I don't see that so much as a foible as being simply ignor
ant of something
only in the south pole and off the coast of southern south ame
rica
thanks for clearing that up
i never have typed "south" so much in one sentence
* bunnerabb nibbles on some whale ass
um bunner-
?
that's forbidden under internation law
and that's not a whale
:-/
that's MY ass
* bunnerabb calls out of some pizza from Juno
about.. three weeks?
ok now that's just silly
:-(
*sigh*
we all eat seals here
* bunnerabb nibbles on his lab partner
Oh, Sally.. you are so hot
seals and we steal granola from natural geographic film crews
*SMACK*
:(
sounds good
um bunner-
?
that's not your lab partner
:-|
uh oh
that's a volleyball you painted a face on
I ate Wilson???
:(
fraid so.
Dang
um bunner-
Now who am I gonna hang out with until it's dayligh?
In four months
it sho' do get lonely 'round these parts.
:|
yeah
so
it do
um
* bunnerabb drums his fingers
:|
Canasta?
ROCK
PERFECT!
after sex
* bunnerabb deals
8^|
um
then it's a deal
you go ahead without me
oh yes i'm halfway there already
Ok.....
:|
that's a wrap!
* bunnerabb wabes
:[
* mAAk wabes back
night bunner
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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

"Those MEN wanted to have SEX with me!" - Dan Ackyroyd "Trading Places"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'll smack 'em upside the head with a flaming 2 X 4

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

oh man
the gravity in this chair is amazing today

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

bunner: So chooby, what does an old Scotsman do when he's all diabetic and can't go out on the piss anymore?
chooby: I don't think they do anything bunner..
chooby: they just drop dead eventually over here.
bunner: ah
bunner: :-|
Ewwwww: :l
chooby: we're like lemmings without a cliff
chooby: someone built a pub in the way.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

BigEvilDan: I'm pretty sure I've seen akirajim around.
chooby: you WOULD say that, Dan.
Chicka: I feel almost like a babysitter here.
•chooby whips out his magnifying glass and looks at Dan's collar.
chooby: WHO'S LIPSTICK IS THIS?
BigEvilDan: Brad's.
chooby: *I* certainly don't wear midnight blue!
chooby: :O
mAAk: :|
BigEvilDan: I- I'm sorry.
BigEvilDan: It was just one night...
BigEvilDan: ...that led to several other ones.
chooby: But...
chooby: but he sucks!
BigEvilDan: Exactly.
chooby: :O
Jes: *rimshot*
Jes: * trombone wah-ah-ah"
chooby: I'll say.
•chooby sets fire to a box of Dan's stuff.
chooby: Let's see your webmaster ban me from doing THIS!
BigEvilDan: :O
BigEvilDan: His vast webmaster fortune will buy me better things.
chooby: You mean THIS fortune?
•chooby points at a sack that's hanging over a tank of sharks.
BigEvilDan: :O
•chooby pokes the sack, and it wriggles.
chooby: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
BigEvilDan: You stole his sharks?
BigEvilDan: Those took years of breeding!
chooby: And I'm about to feed them gay otters!
BigEvilDan: :O
chooby: NO MORE BREEDING!
chooby: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
BigEvilDan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
chooby: Everyone knows: you eat gay, you think gay!
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BigEvilDan: MY BEAUTIFUL GAY OTTERS!
choadwarrior: gay otters?
BigEvilDan: Yes.
choadwarrior: how about lesbian beavers?
BigEvilDan: Don't be silly.
choadwarrior: ok
chooby: Excellent idea, choady.
•chooby lowers the lesbian beavers.
choadwarrior: indeed
BigEvilDan: :O
chooby: Now Dan, one last chance.
chooby: Him or me
chooby: HIM OR ME!!!?
choadwarrior: i've known a few gay bears, but that's a different story
BigEvilDan: Uh...
chooby: wait...
chooby: what's that OTHER stain on your collar!?
•chooby looks at mAAk.
BigEvilDan: Uh...

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

awwww
isn't that sweet
umfum messaged me to say hi
he's such a sweetie pie
umfum and Rabid sitting in a tree...
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
what the fuck?
umfum's wife is gunna kill you, rabid
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a Weasledisi in a baby carriage!
haha

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

* Jes_L tries to get his quarter out of boorite's ear
hey! This thing is broken!
beat the shit out of it
....
oh wait
* Jes_L smacks boorite
gimme back my money you stupid vending machine!
::::-(
^^rattled
two gold fillings...
that'll do
* Jes_L pockets the fillings and walks off to the pawn shop
:-Q $.25
aha!
:-Q a bag of Fritos
:-Q a nestle crunch bar
hmm...
* Jes_L looks around
:-Q an avalanche of gummi bears
* Jes_L grabs the items
AAGH!
:-Q four tons of hostess twinkies
I'm allergic to the orange ones!
mmmmphh....
* Jes_L is buried under snacks
* boorite tips over
* boorite falls over forward
* Jes_L is pulverised

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What others say about boorite!

[08:04:55] It was umfumdisi's idea
[08:05:07] the pig

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thank you umfum for creating pork!

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Poop.

Australia definately has and edge in marsupials -- the US needs to get serious about catching up in the marsupials race

At least we lead the world in Corey Feldmans

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Poop.

COWfman
Brad
youse gize
hello
Hey bunner
wangs
bunner! brad!
hey
Dan!
dr. scott! rocky!
hi bunner
KHAAAAAAAN!!
hey, Dc
SPOCK!
god damnit jim i'm a doctor not a ventriloquist!!
"bones, this man needs medical attention!"
"damnit jim, i'm a doctor not a... OH! ok!"
dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv!
Yes you are.
Look at my knee
k
?
I got.. 27 bucks
:-/
please
:-/
* bunnerabb limps a bit

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I have german porn.
is it scat?
Yes.
it usually is
Mostly enema.
hah
thats what germans and japanese have in common
I mean..
we were watching porn with german subtitles
it was weird
what I meant was
most of my enema porn is from Russia
NO!
THat's not it.
Was it english porn that was subtitled?
yeah, it was english porn that was german subtitled
we were like... what the hell...
and, like, jenna jameson was in it
So what's german for "ooh"?
its like... the o's with the lines through them
there's probably some technical term for it
but OBVIOUSLY i'm too lazy to get technical
Technical is for nerds.
haha
But so is porn.
nah
porn is for the cool, sexually frustrated kids
Then who is sex for?
the other cool and sexually frustrated kids
what's REALLY cool... is if you watch porn... and then go have sex.
not with yourself, mind you
And try out the new moves you just learned.
that, and get rid of that frustration built up
because ... if you watch it with someone else (generally the person you want to have sex with, but whatever), usually both of the parties get turned on
The same thing can be acomplished by building a hut out of tooth picks.
by the time you're done, you don't want sex anymore.
that is the best anti-sex thing i have ever seen you say

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Nobody needs to know me. Just know that I'm going to kick
ass!
ASS. KICK. TONIGHT ON ESPN2.
I need a hug. :(
* Inflatable_Man hugs Pumpy.
Uhh...
pumpy...?
what's...
poking me?
:)
* Inflatable_Man slowly backs away.
You can call me Daddy now!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

i am so hung i painted my penis black

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Alrighty.
*** jools changed nick to hungdaddy96
*** Tom_D changed nick to hawtgurl69
omg
do u wnat to maek loev?
omg ys plzz X(
asl
* choadwarrior is now known as choadwarrior
dont wory, ill be gnetl
roflflflr #)
uh ;)
okey roflzels
Oh god.
Stop. Stop now.
omg wuts stop? X(
666/m/New York State Penitentiary
im such a webslut i dun know the meaning of that word X(
RAPE!
omg ewwww ur 666!111
*warns warns*
*AOL style*
* Chicka hides behind choad
Save me?
666 INCHS!
OMG!
* hawtgurl69 explodes.
*** hawtgurl69 changed nick to Tom_D
* BigEvilDan waves a flaming torch around.
*** hungdaddy96 changed nick to jools
Back you devils!
* choadwarrior sticks up for chicka
we're ok now
Yeah, it was a MOCKERY
Rodd Rody died

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

chooby: okay mAAk, time for your ultrasound.
chooby: get up on the table.
chooby: let's see how those little brad's are comin' along.
mAAk: every morning i punch them
•chooby checks his brad manual.
chooby: says here that's good for them.
chooby: toughens them up
chooby: also, keeps your belly nice and tender for when they burst out.
mAAk: oh..
chooby: have you been analysing your feces?
mAAk: define "analyze"
mAAk: i mean really. (i'm kinda dumb)
mAAk: i killed one with a clothes hanger and pulled it out
chooby: well, just having a general look at it before you flush.
DMSO: analyze (verb): To snack upon joyfully
mAAk: it was slimey
chooby: what was slimey? the feces, or the bradling?
mAAk: the bradling
mAAk: why do they have so many teeth
chooby: they need them for their birth
chooby: to chew to their freedom
mAAk: oh...
mAAk: i'm pulling another one out
chooby: *SSNNKKKKKKTTTT*
•chooby pierces mAAk's belly with his adamantium claw and pull the bradling the safety.
DMSO: must dash
DMSO: i need food
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chooby: I also need food.
•chooby looks at the squirming bradling.
chooby: Uh, mAAk, I don't suppose you'd mind...
chooby: ?
•mAAk lies dead
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chooby: chicka...
chooby: it's...
Chicka: I'm still tired
chooby: it's not what it looks like.
Chicka: Okay
•chooby draws a blanket over mAAk's corpse.
chooby: He..
chooby: he...uh...
Chicka: Can only one cute guy be in here at at a time?
•chooby jumps through a window.
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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."