The Last Resort by ragu4u 3-05-10

I been outta work forever. What am I gonna do? The studies all say to do something you're good at and that you like. After Much Thought... Where do I sign up?

She Can't Bear It Any Longer by ragu4u 3-05-10

How did dat happen, mister? I did it when I stuck in my left arm , playing "The Hokey-Pokey". Dat no happen when I play Hokey-Pokey, mister. Play with bears, next time. Mommy! Kill my Teddy Bear!

Wanda Sykes Holds Her Temper by ragu4u 3-06-10

Oh my God...it's Gabourey Sidebe. Who? Ms. Sidebe, I just loved your work in "Precious". What the...? You know, you're not quite as fat as you look in the film? I know if I turn around I'm gonna fuck that fool up, big time.

"Discipline" The Way It Ought To Be by ragu4u 3-06-10

Don't get so excited. She's gonna live. That's it, little mister. Report to the principal's office. Geez, what happened to "Time Outs"? You're beyond that. I'll be ramping things up a scosh.

ragu4u on "Oscar" Night by ragu4u 3-07-10

I'm so excited. Tonight is "Oscar" night. I could just grab each star and kiss them. Just the women, of course! Yuk! Scratching Meryl Streep, that is.

He Works Cheap by ragu4u 3-07-10

Oscar Night And the winner for best picture is..."The Avatar Locker". I told ya, Walter Brennan would be a terrible host! Too "pitchy", huh?

Obsession by ragu4u 3-07-10

Breaking News....As I speak, nuclear warheads are heading for our country. May God have mercy on us all. They damn well better not hit before I find out if Christoph Waltz wins best supporting actor or not!

Bombs Away! by ragu4u 3-07-10

Backstage at the Oscars We're bombing, Alec. I know Steve...I know! This whole show is like a wake. The audience looks like zombies. Sleeping zombies, at that! There is a bright side, though. Yeah. At least we're funnier than when Whoopie Goldberg was host.

Stating the Obvious by ragu4u 3-07-10

Isn't this a beautiful sunset? Sunset? We're in HELL, dipshit! Why is it always "the glass half empty" with you? Well, because.... ...WE'RE IN HELL, DIPSHIT!

What's in a Name? by ragu4u 3-07-10

I just nailed two dopers on a paraphanalia warrant. I saw your report. It was a slam dunk. You just HAD to sign the ticket right next to my signature, huh? Sure, why not? Ya don't think "Roach Clip" looked suspicious? Oops. My bad!

How Ironic by ragu4u 3-08-10

...and in other news, James Cameron was seen.... ...burning 1000 cases of 3-D glasses after the Oscars last night. I'd say that "Avatar" turned out to be a bomb in the award department. Yet Mr. Cameron's ex-wife walked away with the biggest prizes using bombs to her advantage. How ironic!

The Uninformed Public by ragu4u 3-08-10

Hi... I'm a Census taker. Sorry, you can't take mine. I'm using it.   ?

Wrong Apartment by ragu4u 3-09-10

Hi there. Heck of a costume party, eh? A costume party? Oops...soooorry! Just leaving.

ragu4u May Go A.W.O.L. by ragu4u 3-10-10

...but Doc, I got to do at least one comic per day. That MAY NOT be possible, ragu4u. You must have every one of these tests done. That sucks. I'll be forgotten. Judging by your comics, that may not be a bad thing. Usually it's the Proctolgists that stick it in my ass. Consider this a cross specialty, freebie!

ragu going awol make tobor and bryce sad :(

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I Ought To Be Ashamed by ragu4u 3-11-10

Breaking News... Sen. Harry Reid's wife and daughter were rear ended... ...as well as being involved in a car accident. Tape at 11pm!

   I couldn't help myself!

Poorly Prepared by ragu4u 3-12-10

Easter Season is so wonderful. The Devil never shows his face. Crap! Now I gotta go buy a ski mask, too.

The Over Zealous Doc by ragu4u 3-12-10

How could you? My husband wasn't even SICK! But...but he... ...he did sign his organ donor card. That was meant for when he was dying. I guess "oops" won't do, will it?

From One Who Knows by ragu4u 3-13-10

Jock itch, my boy? Nah, cut myself shaving. Down there? Just wait. You'll HAVE jock itch.

55 Is The New 80 by ragu4u 3-13-10

After 25 years I'M now being replacing by YOU? It could be worse. How so? I could have started last week...BEFORE I got my GED!

Papal Cover Up by ragu4u 3-14-10

Is the Pope really covering up child abusers? It's totally wrong, isn't it? I'll say. He should cover up the children instead. Mamma! Those little asses do get cold when exposed for too long.

Be More Specific by ragu4u 3-14-10

Anything I want? Anything you want! Seconds later... What's that shit, fairy? I didn't wish for THAT! I'm outta here. What an ingrateful little brat. I think he had more of a "Louisville Slugger" in mind.

Remember "Charades"? by ragu4u 3-14-10

Ooh..ooh!! I think I got it. You're doing..."The Iceman Cometh"? Damn! Yer good! With my bad self!

Teacher's Pet by ragu4u 3-15-10

I think I'll write "I love you", to our teacher. She's always so patient and nice to us. Yup, that's what I'm gonna write! I wonder what that little lesbian, hot for teacher, suckass, is cooking up?

Who's The Boss-asauras? by ragu4u 3-15-10

AH so! Welcome to Tokyo baby Gozilla! It's GOD-zilla...not Go-zilla. Whatever. This very street is where your ancestors were humiliated & destroyed. Oh really? Moments Later.... The first word in Godzilla is GOD! Damn straight! Like Eric Cartman says..."You must respect my authority."

   

Kind of off the wall but what the hell!