How Annoying by ragu4u 3-28-10

I love this "Annoying Orange" from YouTube. But... He's freakin hilarious, with his puns and that laugh. Oh god, that LAUGH! You know, not everybody is who they claim they are on the Internet. Or-ange you glad to see me? Hehehehe! If you were you'd donate to my site. Heheheh!

Excuses, Excuses by ragu4u 3-28-10

Twas a sad, sad turn out today for Palm Sunday, little Billy. We hardly gave away any palms. That's yer problem right there, Padre. How so? You're a cheapskate! Next Sunday give away the whole damn hand, fingers and eveything. Saints preserve us. And to think, YOU used to be an Altar Boy. Still would be if you hadn't tried to make me think your pecker was a rectal thermometer.

Missing the Point by ragu4u 3-29-10

Well, you would make a good Easter Bunny but you look threatening with that moustache. Geez, it took me 2 years to grow it like this. Aw c'mon, gimme a shot! Do you maybe have a toy to carry for the kids to play with? I got just the thing. Umm.... That smile says "yes" but those eyes say "no". Ok, Ok...I'll shave off half of it. Deal?

Another Day at the Office by ragu4u 3-29-10

They're waiting in the lounge, AGAIN, sir. What I want to know is who keeps playing that damned Judy Collins song over the P.A. system?

Wally & The Beave by ragu4u 3-29-10

Geez Wally, how come ya always hang out with that creep, Eddie Haskel? Well Beave, why do you hang out with Larry Mondello? Cuz we like the same stuff and he's my best friend. Well I hang with Eddie because chicks hate him thereby leaving more pussy for me. Get it? Pussy? We don't got no pets. Sides, aren't you lergic to em? Jeepers, Beave, what a dumb thing to say.

ragu4u Is Baffled by ragu4u 4-01-10

As you may know, I try to post my comics in "Read My Damn Comics", but now I can't. Wha's up?. I realize that, dude. I'm workin on it. The world has been deprived of the ability to see my body of work, en masse, since 8:30 last night. Judging by your stuff, I'd say that's a good thing. Whoa! Don't be so cold. I didn't mean to go and piss you off. Come here and give old ragu4u a big old hug! I never have an ice-pick when I really need one.

Chicken ala King by ragu4u 4-01-10

Trailers for sale or rent. Rooms to let, 50 cents..... ...I'm a man of means, by no means....king of the ro....... *Gulp* Mmmmm

Losing is For Winners by ragu4u 4-01-10

Congratulations to you for, hopefully, being our first winner of "The Child's Dating Game". I thought many, many other little girls won before me. Actually, to be an official winner you must COMPLETE your date. You mean they didn't? Correct. I assume they all had a problem with their date, Rodney Alcala, and never returned. Oh, oh...Me sensing a pattern here.

Hit Me Baby, One More Time by ragu4u 3-30-10

So am I officially member now? As long as you obey the #1 rule of "Fight Club". And that is? The #1 rule of "Fight Club" is...you don't talk about "Fight Club". So what you going to do if I DO talk? Well I'll just have to kick your fuckin ass up one side & down the..... Hey! Wait just a minute there!

A Bit Too Wordy? by ragu4u 3-30-10

You called for me, Senator. Yes, I have a copy of the Healthcare Reform Bill in the storage room. Take it to the V.P please. Store-room Now where's the damn light switch? Oh..here it is. *click* Damn! I think I'll need a bigger briefcase.

StarDumb by ragu4u 3-31-10

I'm here with Oscar winning Sandra Bullock. Sandra, what can you possibly see in Jesse James. Well, he's a rough and tumble bad boy. Girls like that, you know. Yes, but you're a woman, and a successful one at that. You surely do'nt need THAT! But I do need that 10 inch ramrod of his. Point taken. And taken 3 times a night...at LEAST.

John Law's Humorous Side by ragu4u 3-31-10

I now call this Klan meeting to order! Yer fly is open. What? Who said that? Hey...this camo shit really works! He can't see me. Damn pranksters. Now what was I saying? I think you said David Duke is a Negro.

Home Schooled by ragu4u 4-02-10

Be that as it may.... ...watching an autopsy on YouTube does NOT qaulify you to perform one. Aw, what the hell...he's already dead!

Opinions by ragu4u 4-02-10

Don't be sad. Today is Good Fwiday. Uh huh... ...good for YOU, maybe.

Your Sunday Best by ragu4u 4-03-10

Don't forget that tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Will you be performing the Sunrise Service, Father Joe? Only if we're having it near the Craps table at the Casino. Odd way to prepare for Easter, Father. Hey, I should look nice on Easter, right? Well, "The Padre needs a new pair of shoes." And Jesus wore sandals. Go figure!

PUN-ched by ragu4u 4-03-10

Oh no. Here he comes. Split, quick. Why? I don't sweat him. Bat boy, bat boy. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bat Boy, Bat Boy.....Don't stop! C'mon man, bring it. Now you're just mocking me. You BAT-er believe it, Poindexter!

Heavy Wax Build-Up by ragu4u 4-03-10

Doctor, can you really improve my chest. Why certainly. Step into exam room 1 and we'll begin. Now the secret is, never to waste your Pawns. Doctor, I said "CHEST", with a "T".

The Big Day by ragu4u 4-03-10

Alright soldier, I hope you been gettin plenty of rest cuz tomorrow you gotta rise and shine. Indeed.... ...tell me about it.

Clueless in Technology

I-Pad, shmi-pad. My I-"PATCH" has worked fine for years.

by ragu4u, 4-04-10

Ulterior Motives by ragu4u 4-04-10

Hmmm Forget church today, ragu4u. It's only "Easter". Hmmm. Come to church today, ragu4u. It's the holiest day of the Christian calendar. I'm going! No way am I gonna miss out on the...the...the, candy filled Easter Eggs, after the service.

He Needed a High Capacity Knife by ragu4u 4-04-10

Minneapolis man stabs wife 70 times in the body and head before.... ...police captured him. The suspect claimed he would have stabbed her many more times but... ...the police caught him before he could "reload".

Hypochondriac

If it's free, I want it!. Somehow, I just don't think it's meant to protect pigs from the flu.

by ragu4u, 4-05-10

Getting Ahead by ragu4u 4-05-10

You can't buy beer unless you're 21. Got any I.D.? My sister is in the car & she'll blow ya. Well then sir, will that be a 6 pack or a 12 pack? Good old sis!

More Death in W. Virginia by ragu4u 4-06-10

Yes... "ANOTHER" cave in. You act like this happens a lot. You're mining company has lost 100 men in the last two years to accidents. Oh...so you're trying to say 100 is a lot, huh? You only had 105, counting managment. There you go. You people can make numbers read anyway you want. By the way, how's your mortuary business going?

Butch's Mute Lover

Me love you, too!

by ragu4u, 4-06-10