Here's something for Spanky needless to say I was thinking about him and dying with laughter....this morning on the radio, they were talking about these homeless people here who panhandle on all our major street corners.
So, a crew from the local radio show went out to question these peeps as to why they do what they do, they came across a completely inventive guy who had a sign at a major freeway....
"Will spank your wife for $$$"
They announced his location, and followed up throughout the morning....a few people showed up with their significant others for spankings, but his sign alone garnered him over $1k in funds since they announced it that morning.
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Women are fisher's of men because we all know....
The small ones you throw back.
The medium ones you eat.
The large ones you mount.