Big fun! I really liked the Cherry Coke reference one and the letter to God one. Weeee.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Damnit, Boinky...you made me do it.

You know what I'm talking about--now go check.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-03-03

Mort always asked the teacher questions Remember that episode of Magic School Bus when Arnold turned orange from eating too many Sea weedies? Uh...yeah, I suppose- Could that really happen? Well, I dunno....I can't really...uhh... YOU'RE A HORRIBLE TEACHER!!!! Don't get mad at me! I only teach gym!

I love all the messed up Morts but the last one you just did was the least funny but was OK.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

YOU DIRTY CUNT!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Boinkys messed up mort comics are the best and the last one he did had me laughing for hours!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

yay!

I don't hate your comics. I just hate you. But I still think that my comics are better than yours, but I really like Rygo's new comic Wudion.

OMG IF THERE WAS LIEK AN AWARD OR SOMETHING FOR LIEK COMICS THAT ARENT EVEN LIKE FUNNY THEN THOSE COMICS WOULD BE NOMINATED AND THEN THEY WOULD LIKE TOTALLY WIN!

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I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A RACIAL SENSE BUT, STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREA

yay!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-11-03

Aren't monkeys funny? Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... ...No.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-11-03

Hello, would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? Yes. SLAM!

My sis was a girl scout and she hated your last strip. She doesn't want to accentuate the negative though, so she will write something nice for you now:
Boinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinkyboinky So catchy! I think you have the coolest username among all stripcreators. Are you single?

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Zzzzz

Sorry, I like my girls with a penis.

I told her. But, like you, she wants the impossible. And now she says she really doesn't hate your girl scout strip.

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Zzzzz

You don't really have a sister. CONFESS!

My nonexisting sis has two questions:
1) Are you really chubby ?
2) Do you like blind dates?

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Zzzzz

1) I got a chubby.
2) I perfer my dates to have the sense of sight.

She says she hates your girl scout strip again.

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Zzzzz

Tell her that I am truly sorry and if she will ever forgive me.
Then tell her to take off her top.

LOL... I also prefer my women with sight. As for your "Messed Up Mort" series, they are comic gold. =D

She says it's too cold to do that and now wants to know the A/S/L of Matchbook Romance but I'm tired of this go-between business. Thank you for your patience Boinky33. And my salute to Matchbook Romance (the only one that has dared to read my comics).

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Zzzzz

I read your comics. you only have five.