JEEEZ! I missed mentioning evil d's! I laughed but I didn't write. My bad.

But the 2 grand.. er... the decision is in already. No refunds.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm afraid it's true.

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What others say about boorite!

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The winner is boorite!

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I haven't felt so victorious since September 28, 1981, the day they let me out of the nuthatch.

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What others say about boorite!

So... where your nuts hatched by then? What came out?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spam.

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What others say about boorite!

Boorite, Reaver of the Fairway. Has kind of a nice ring to it, eh?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Better than "Ballwasherslayer."

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What others say about boorite!

You should have kept one of the ballwashers as a souvenir.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

YAY!!! I'm immortalized!!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

They were mounted on 4" diameter steel posts and set in like half a yard of concrete, so they weighed a ton. The good thing about the rigid steel posts is they provided lots of leverage. When you pushed on them with the Buick, they'd just unearth the cement. Dude! Weak!

Plus soapy water would've slopped all over the back of the wagon.

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What others say about boorite!

They were mounted on 4" diameter steel posts and set in like half a yard of concrete, so they weighed a ton. The good thing about the rigid steel posts is they provided lots of leverage. When you pushed on them with the Buick, they'd just unearth the cement. Dude! Weak!

Plus soapy water would've slopped all over the back of the wagon.

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And I'll tell you, there is no pick-me-up like getting your balls washed by a machine near the 13th hole on a hot day!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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They were mounted on 4" diameter steel posts and set in like half a yard of concrete, so they weighed a ton. The good thing about the rigid steel posts is they provided lots of leverage. When you pushed on them with the Buick, they'd just unearth the cement. Dude! Weak!

Plus soapy water would've slopped all over the back of the wagon.

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That sounds like just the sort of thing a person would say if he were too big a pussy to steal a crane.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've been told I couldn't get it up with a crane, but I can damn sure get it up with a ballwasher.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet