chaos is a homophobe!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Has he met nate? I'm sure they will love eachother.

IRC Adventures 38 by boinky33 12-12-03

[Inflatabl] [Chicka] Are you showing yet, chicka? A lil. [boinky33] I am. Because I ate a whole ham. [boinky33] [Humbert_Rohypnol] And then I ate a turkey so the ham could have a friend. You could eat a horse and have a threesome.

IRC Adventures 39 by boinky33 12-12-03

[Humbert_Rohypnol] [boinky33] boinky, when you hit it, you hit it HARD! I am told that. [Inflatabl] [boinky33] Like a mexican whore. I am told that more. [Humbert_Rohypnol] [Inflatabl] Actually, you normally don't have to hit a mexican whore too hard. Just raise your hand and they get pretty obrdient. No, not true. Ewwwww can be very disruptive at times.

IRC Adventures 40 by boinky33 12-12-03

[areallystupidguy] [boinky33] i have ADD. i have SUBTRACT. [areallystupidguy] [boinky33] [areallystupidguy] [boinky33] ......

HA!

IRC Adventures 41 by boinky33 12-13-03

[kitty] [Ewwwww] Ewwwww, bunner has been married. Not what he told me. He said he had a chick and she died or something. [boinky33] [Ewwwww] Why? Was he on top? You cunt! [boinky33] [dcomposed] hahahahahahahahahaha

IRC Adventures 42 by boinky33 12-13-03

[kitty] [boinky33] I need a hug from somebody who isn't obsessed with my boobs. *boinky33 hugs kitty [kitty] [boinky33] woot! *boinky33 hugs kitty's boobs [kitty] [boinky33] *kitty hugs boinky's boobs *boinky33 hugs Rabid Weasle's sturdy penis

IRC Adventures 43 by boinky33 12-13-03

[FrixFrax] [Bargaintuan] BARG! But Ewwwww left. [FrixFrax] [Bargaintuan] Yes, he did, but it's not nice doing something behind someone's back. [boinky33] [FrixFrax] I do things behind Ewwwww's back every night though.

IRC Adventures 44 by boinky33 12-13-03

[mAAk] [boinky33] *mAAk rests his head on kitty's breasts again Hey, you crushed my penis, mAAk! [kitty] [mAAk] Ok, that's it! But I crushed the penis that was resting there. I deserve some credit for that. [boinky33] [mAAk] Kiss it better. ...

IRC Adventures 45 (me and nate 1) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] dangit i cant listen to shine on you crazy diamond with people vaccuming outside my door. Kill them!....or don't. [boinky33] I don't give a rat's cunt! Because they're mine! All mine! My precious! [nate] [boinky33] My precious rat cunts....

IRC Adventures 46 (me and nate 2) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] i was so into lotr before the movies I wasn't. I havn't even heard of it. [nate] [boinky33] then that means i have a bigger penis than j00 I was just about to let you borrow my rat cunts, but now FORGET IT! [nate] [boinky33] u can have it u tiny penis person u....roofles roofies

IRC Adventures 47 (me and nate 3) by boinky33 12-27-03

[boinky33] [nate] I shall date rape you. plz dont mistar [boinky33] [nate] Excuse me while I maintain an erection. k u do that [boinky33] * boinky33 date rapes nate tee hee. that kinda rhymed....nate rape

IRC Adventures 48 (me and nate 4) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] ho ho ho Santa? [nate] [boinky33] No, pimp. Merry Pimpmas! [nate] [boinky33] wtf is pimpmas? It's celebrating the birth of Jesus' pimp.

IRC Adventures 49 (me and nate 5) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] my back is sweaty...i went for a bike ride and im outa shape sweaty... so sweaty. [nate] [boinky33] like ive-been-banging-your-mom-all-night-and-im-tired sweaty Jesus wont be happy about that. And on his birthday! [nate] [boinky33] christmas is a pagan fabrication mixed with catholic propoganda If you see it that way, give me back all your prensents. Yes, even your Barbie Dream House.

IRC Adventures 50 (me and nate 6) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] ill shoot you with my bb gun You'll shoot your eye out!........don't you get it? [boinky33] Oh, too busy beating off to midget porn to reply, eh? If that's true, say nothing. [boinky33] ...... HA!

IRC Adventures 51 (me and nate 7) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] was putting dog out Is that some sort of drug slang? [nate] [boinky33] no...oh and boinky what was the name of that best movie in the world? Best movie? [nate] [boinky33] like gay midgets or something Itty Bitty Gang Bang?

IRC Adventures 52 (me and nate 8) by boinky33 12-27-03

[nate] [boinky33] now what? cunts, tits, ass, fuck, shit, anus. There, happy? *** nate has quit IRC What a dipshit. [boinky33] [Bargaintuan] But so sexy. I saw Return Of The King!

IRC Adventures 53 by boinky33 12-27-03

[kitty] [boinky33] boinkster, how was your Christmas? Cuntastic! I got a pony! [kitty] [boinky33] yaay!! Wait... That was a lie. [kitty] [boinky33] ohh, that's so sad. I know...and I was really horny, too.

me and nate 7 is actually #52 and the last one is #53.

IRC Adventures 54 by boinky33 12-27-03

[boinky33] [areallystupidguy] This place is totally dead. Nobody's really been here since Christmas eve. [boinky33] [areallystupidguy] Everyone's too busy....pfft, posers! Too busy wanking off. [boinky33] [areallystupidguy] I multi-task.

IRC Adventures 55 by boinky33 1-21-04

[HeyZeus] [Kajun] kajun, who is "we"? We = me and some people from work. [Chicka] [boinky33] We almost always = me and Nate We = just me because I'm royalty [Chicka] [boinky33] Sometimes we = me and the unborn. Like in this sentence: "We had soup and grilled cheese for lunch." That's the same with me and my tapeworm.

IRC Adventures 56 by boinky33 4-17-04

[boinky33] [BigEvilDan] Dan, you've been to Napanee before, no? Yes, I took the train there. [matchy] [boinky33] I've never been on a train... I've never been on a train either. [matchy] [boinky33] I've been in one a few times though.

IRC Adventures 57 by boinky33 4-17-04

[Jes_L] [boinky33] Wait, Anna Nicole is thin again? Anna Nicole lost weight because she got too fat to walk to the fridge. [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] I really think Anna Nicole lost weight because she finally saw her show. [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] And her ass.

IRC Adventures 58 by boinky33 4-17-04

[possums] [Jes_L] You say you go to London. Only 45 minutes on the train for me. [possums] [boinky33] Good for you. It's a much longer train ride for me. [possums] [boinky33] Shut up, Tony. And the train also has to have wings.

IRC Adventures 59 by boinky33 4-17-04

[possums] [Jes_L] It could be a submarine train. They have talked about making that. [possums] [Jes_L] omg lol Seriously. [Jes_L] [boinky33] Unless my boss is even more full of shit than I had thought. Maybe he should eat more bran.

IRC Adventures 60 by boinky33 5-01-04

[FTC] [boinky33] Are you on java? No, I don't drink coffee. [FTC] [boinky33] Ah, you're not a techie. Well, are you running off the java applet on SC? Java the Hutt? [boinky33] Ooow Juwa Hon Solo! Huh! Huh! Huh!

IRC Adventures 61 by boinky33 5-01-04

[boinky33] [cowtipper] Hey, if I made a voodoo doll out of a girl I like and instead of pins, I poke it with my penis, would that put a spell on the girl which would make her have sex with me? [boinky33] [cowtipper] [boinky33] [cowtipper] No.

IRC Adventures 62 by boinky33 5-01-04

[boinky33] [kitty] I have green pants. Do you? I do actually. [boinky33] [kitty] NOOOO!!!!!! I AM DIEING!!!!!! Why?! [boinky33] [kitty] Because that's what cancer does, kitty. It kills people.

IRC Adventures 63 by boinky33 5-01-04

[boinky33] [kitty] Insult her cooking. Chicks hate that. I don't care if people insult my cooking. [boinky33] [kitty] Yeah, some people like horrible food, kitty.  :O  [boinky33] [kitty] Don't worry your pretty little head about it. You don't have to cook. You can still clean or get pregnant.

IRC Adventures 64 by boinky33 5-01-04

[Rabid_Weasle] [boinky33] so you're a douchebag? lewl, i called boinky a douchebag. get it? No. [Rabid_Weasle] [boinky33] Oh. I cleanse vaginas? [boinky33] [kitty] Kitty, you don't look so fresh. boinky, stop hitting on me!!!!

IRC Adventures 65 by boinky33 5-01-04

[boinky33] [cowtipper] cowtipper, you can tip my cow any day. [boinky33] [cowtipper] Ooohhhh baby! [boinky33] [cowtipper] Damn, I'm smooth.