Bye bunner. Visit sometime.

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Sex Piano.

Didn't Dexx also leave forever?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Didn't mAAk also leave forever?

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Poop.

:(

I miss mAAk...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

im starting to miss ladyj

if she were here we'd get these forums and the chat cleaned up pretty quick

I'm disappointed because I wanted to send bunner some recordings I made about 50 years ago. But on the forums, they come and they go. That's the way it's been since before there was an internet. That's the way it is in real life, too. People wander off-- sometimes for a while, and sometimes for good. Either way, Bunner is one I'll miss.

Oh, and since no one else will probably say this, I've had some serious chats with Nate. He'll talk to you if you talk to him.

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What others say about boorite!

Just seeing those together is funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hope bunner will be staying. I've always found his work worth stealing.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

See, the whole problem with this is that if bunner really, really wanted to leave he would just fade away. That's what people do when they leave somewhere. They just kinda leave. No bluster, no muster, no pomp and circumstance, they just fuckin' hit the road. I think bunner was really trying to make a statement more than anything, and I understand why completely. He feels alone on here, or more alone than he has been in a long time. Personally, I don't care if I become the only coherent person on this goddamn website. You take the good with the bad. Life is a cycle, and the good times will come around again. Sit your ass down and shut up, bunner. We want you here, so you'll stay. You're a positive addition to the atmosphere here, and if you're too tired to continue to be the last bastion of sanity, then maybe you should give sanity a holiday. This is no Jedi mind trick, but you WILL stay. You're needed. End of story, END of fuckin' THREAD.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

They often say goodbye first though.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Thanks for taking the burden of being the only coherent one on this website, Mikey. I'll start acting like I really meant to:

Farmers eating rapists! Dogs have nine mucus, but I'll laugh that way, to you or nothing? What trials larger build can TERRORISM lip hair! In basketball, do you fill sharks...even or apple juicer?

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Sex Piano.

The Tobor joke runs it's course and all of a sudden the old regs start screaming that jokes about ass-rape are immature and stupid.

They always were, you just stopped laughing.

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Dad was flammable

Man, all the regulars anyone cared about have disappeared.

Wait a minute...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You know who are the worst? The people who have been around for about a year, but aren't really regulars, because they aren't the real regulars. You know the bastards I'm talking about.

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Sex Piano.

I consider myself an irregular.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

We should all get more bran in our diet.

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Poop.

I'm proud to say (in a quiet, non-screaming sort of way) that I've always hated the Tobor jokes.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

If someone would have told the regulars (the real regulars. Not the ones who have been around for a year. You know the ones I'm talking about), if someone would have told them way back when that a gag would rise up which would far eclipse the "All your Base" motif, we'd have probably thought them crazy.

I'll always have a special place in my heart and anus for Tobor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This seems like anywhere else on the Internet, where there is a lot of trash but also some people trying to do quality things. I don't see why this would make someone "leave forever". If the site has trashy people on here it's because brad doesn't see the need to discriminate users unless they are being obviously disruptive. I think that's a strength of the site and a good quality brad possesses, and claiming that one needs to "leave forever" because of problems with the site (which stems from, as best I can tell, an argument with someone less than half bunner's age about absolutely nothing in IRC) seems both childish and a needless assault on the way brad runs the site. You can only view comics by authors you like, you can private message over the internet if you don't like the usual chatter that makes its way into every chatroom, and you can stay in threads that don't offend you (they are conveniently relegated to the FGH section).

This is one of the few sites that actually has a huge respect for freedom of speech that I have seen and GROWN MEN who CAN'T TAKE A FEW WORDS FROM A TEENAGER should just GROW UP AND GET OVER IT rather than attacking what is actually a well-progammed, well-maintained, undiscriminating and accodmidating site.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Well said, mAAk.

and you are?

IV: Jesus, look at what the cat dragged in.

Spankling: Sorry. I just wanted to explain.

IV: SHUT UP! What give you the idea we want to hear your sniveling excuses.

Spankling: Please miss! I just…

IV: [Smacks Spankling with a back-hand]

Spankling: [Crumples to the floor and covers his head]

IV: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! [Kicks Spankling in the ribs] Now bunner is gone and we’re left with juvenile clowns like you with one note to play and even that one is flat!

Spankling: [Coughs and wheezes] I just wanted to make people laugh. And sometimes I included something more…

IV: [Stomps on Spankling’s face]

Spankling: [Spits a tooth] Something thoughtful…

IV: [Boots Spankling in the package]

Spankling: [Falsetto] At times I even opened my soul.

IV: This interview is over fuck-wit. [Beat Spankling into oblivion with a tape recorder]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Best.Interview.Evar!

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Poop.

and you are?

Me.

and you are?

Me.

And knkx.

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Poop.