WHAT? I'm male.

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What others say about boorite!

You just captured my essence in one sentence.

Stop lying to the new guy, little missy.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Seriously, though, I AM filled with hate. Suicidal, homicidal, don't-look-me-in-the-eyes type hate. I worry for me, and I worry for you if you're around me. If you hear about someone snipering the fuck out of the Phoenix metro area in the next year, that's likely me.

Don't tell.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well, as I've said in the past, why be selfish and direct all that wonderful hate at yourself? Spread out that hate! Contribute to the overall aura of dienchantment in the world! Actually, anger is very healthy. It is only out of the kind of anger that can move mountains that serious social changes have come about.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You are one sick fuck.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

If you were referring to me, then I say thankee. If you weren't, lick me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you were referring to me, then I say thankee. If you weren't, lick me.

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I was referring to you. But I'll lick you anyway.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Sweet! I can eat my cake and HAVE it, too! Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Woo hoo! All right!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.