Or on another note...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Hahaha! Dan, you would have just won if you weren't hosting.

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Poop.

I don't see how that's supposed to stop me from winning.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

But that would be evil...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lazy bastard.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, is there any way to bribe the judge? Not that I would... but if someone WERE to bribe the judge... how would they go about it?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

They would probably bribe the judge.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:P

No, I mean... Like offering to clean out his junk mail or something.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

:O

:O

Kitty wants to "clean" Dan's "junk mail".

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Poop.

Can you blame her? Dan's got some nice junk in the trunk.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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troelsea at gmail dot com

(old style)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Nice, Lukket.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is the 2nd thing I have made since discovering paint on Friday. That's why I forgot to add teh funny. Or imagination. I shouldn't have bothered really. Just leave me alone ok?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Judging time!

Honourable mentions go to:

little_kitty
dcomposed (He didn't submit an entry, but the Community Chest card would have been funny.)
EvilZak
kaufman

Second place, and the fake $10 prize goes to Rabid_Weasle for his various entries.

And the winner of the a house on Baltic Ave, plus the contest, is... lukket

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Damnit! I had the prize stolen from me in the home stretch!

Good entries though lukket. Especially like the gangster one.

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Poop.

Damn, not even an honorable mention.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Even I got one! I must be better than you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why are you stating the obvious?

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Poop.

It was an exclaimation of disappointment.

Oh, you were takling to dcom!! Okay. You're a dick.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.