That's not what I meant to do.

Everyone should start making fun of me instead because I'm a big fat guy, but am not really bothered by it. Like I remember one time wirthling called me MobyJo and I thought it was funny and all.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*breaks down sobbing*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

HOW COULD HE SAY THAT???

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

hahahaha! MobyJo....

That's not what I meant to do.

I understand. Just, give me some time. You'll all know when I am okay with it...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And when you are, then we'll make the "Pictures of DragonXero" thread with a ton of bald men.
Such potential: Gabe, Homer, Mr. Burns, George Castanza, Dr. Phil, etc.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Dude, we can photoshop him a tea-cosy. The possibilites are endless. And any 'bald men are sexy', according to Sexy Bald Men Monthly £3.99.
They use only the shiniest glossiest finish on the centrefolds. Pages of the magazine are sellotaped to the space shuttle to reflect heat away from the craft on re-entry.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I seem to recall that on Atkins youve lost more weight than ive ever weighed, which scares the shit out of me.

And i do recall one wag making a Japanese themed comic with "Oh No, its Godzilla! ... oh, wait, its just Obijo".

Those were the days .....

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Believe it or not, I DO understand. I started shaving my head because haircuts and shampoo became too fucking expensive for how I was living at the time. Was I a Nazi? No, but people didn't hesitate to accuse me of it. I was Mr. Clean, cue-ball, and anything else you can think of. It made me stronger. One surefire way to not be though of as a skinhead is to have a good Kevin Keegan's Perm-style moustache and soul patch.

Only when it's funny.

Let me tell you something. The couple of gay guys that I know (no, they are NOT really my friends, I am not a 'I have TONS of black friends!' type of person. They are more like friendly acquaintances) have great senses of humor. I made the stupid mistake once of making a gay-bashing joke, opening my big mouth, but they laughed their asses off. Mostly because they themselves could probably kick my ass, but I was relieved. D/X, perhaps it was a bit too soon to rag on your hair loss, but you are a guy and as a guy you must tolerate ribbing. It's inherent in your penishood.

D/X, it doesn't suck nearly as much as you think it does. Your self-esteem is taking a shot, but your love life is NOT over. Fuck, man, just imagine if you were UGLY and bald? Then you'd have it rough. Fortunately for you, only one of those applies.

Berating you would be saying, "For fuck's sake, Dragon, you assfuck, join the hairclub already and stop assaulting my eyeballs with your gleaming melon!" Other than as an example, I would never do that.

Point taken. You're not me. I apologize for trying to make you feel better by relating to you.

Me too. You're good, I'm good. I've got a huge schnozz. For some reason I've accumulated a gut. I will have to wear thick glasses for the rest of my life. I desperately want you to accept yourself.

Ok. You're a fence-sitting, non-committal milquetoast. Your beliefs are about as rational as a woodlands meeting between Margot Kidder and Anne Heche. Your music sounds like angry men projectile vomiting because the cock they're taking up the ass is smashing too hard into their inner workings. Plus, your dialup connection is shitty. Happy now?

I guess not. Me backing off from something is such a fucking rarity. I am an obnoxious bastard, but I [Clinton]feel your pain[/Clinton]. I want you to tell me when you're ready to weather the occasional bald joke, but I am afraid that would drive you away, fearing a barrage of insults. I do not want that to happen. Stay here, or I will be forced to find out where you live and...talk to you. That should be a sufficiently painful threat to keep you here.

I said it before and I'll say it again. I love boinky. He can do no harm in my eyes. He can tell me my cock is smaller than a sunflower seed, that he can pick out Orion's Belt in my pimples, that my mother sucked the corn-riddled shit out of his ass, chewed it, and spit it out into my girlfriend's ass while he was screwing my dog. I'd still love the kid.

I've never met a kid his age with such a knowledge of humor before his time or the kind of sense of humor he possesses. We all deal with shit, and boinky is not a bully. Just a little obnoxious, but you and I both fit that mold, D/X.

To conclude this long-winded response, I apologize. I poke fun at the people I like, and I consider you one of them. If my comic about you picking out hairpieces offended you, I also apologize. That's probably why you kept me out of the awards on this past FTC. But hey, keep your head up, you crackwhore. It's worth it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Are you trying to chat him up?

quote:

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"For fuck's sake, Dragon, you assfuck, join the hairclub already

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Why would I need to do that? He's already given it up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Alright, all is better. END THREAD.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yea, please end it. I read the whole thread thing and I understood that DX is lost hair(sry for reminding you). Its not a tradgedy and I would get annoyed too if someone kept reminding about something i didnt like to be reminded about. It got annoying after awhile. Well since we were talking about hair, I have brown hair, Im a brunnette:)

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Haven't lost it all yet. It's just getting thinner, and my forehead is getting taller.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Chicks dig tallness.

Chicks dig tallness.

Not when it's a lanky tall.

And to an earlier comment, I am balding and ugly. :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Hey, I wasn't the one that kept it going

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, I wasn't the one that kept it going

'Twasn't for you, buddy.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

kthx.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

..bye.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

I can't help it, childofthecorn. I mean, your tumors are just so OBVIOUS it's hard not to point and laugh. I mean, who the hell has two round tumors growing out of their chest? Freak!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You do!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.