Uh, pretending to be gay in a humorous way is the "straight" man's way of showing that they've never had any homosexual feelings whatsoever, for sure, absolutely. Definitely never ANY homosexual feelings or desires in THESE straight guys. Seriously. So let it rest.
If you actually ARE friends with gay people, or bi people, or whatever, you'll realize how trivial that stuff is, and how no one cares about it. Stop being so gay, gay-boy.
This thread is so gay. Gay gay gay gay.
"Stop making fun of gay people! Oh, hi baldy mcbaldbald!"
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