This programme would be like...so rOXxoRs! by shark_energy 2-23-04

There is no doubt about it, this will be the greatest tv show this millenium, and possibily even last millenium. Go hire some writers my feathered friend! Yes my master. I will gather the greatest team of writers ever assembled, and the best actors too of course. Starting this pancake day, a docu-drama, set within the carnival of lust... I might lift my top...you know...and flash those hotties... You go Girl! I mean...Bitch! ...With the combination of Crime and Lust, a fact and fiction mix of action..."Dial M for Mardi Gras!" I've heard enough little miss tushie shaker! I'm taking you down the station! Will Officer Brewski be there? He is like soooo hot.

Yes, it is. That was meant to be the joke, the punchline if you will. Obviously I have failed in my attempt to amuse. I'll be in my room sulking if anybody needs me...which they wont, I'm sure.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I loved it. Thought it was muy brilliant! You are definitely teh win!

Alright, time's up! Ding ding ding!!!

I want to thank everybody for some fabulously funny stuff in this contest. You're all winners in my book. Unfortunately, you can't all be winners of this contest.

So first, my honorable mentions:
ivytheplant: made me laugh often.
Shadow_Artist: gave CSI a number of new spinoffs, which will probably actually be on CBS's fall schedule, the way that network's goin... :)
kaufman: as if I even had to say it!

But the one strip that appealed to be both in a comic sense and as a David-Lynch-mobius-strip-loving weirdo, is the following:

CC 233 - Those don't look like TV execs you lazy prick by mwjon2 2-18-04

The studio execs discuss the new reality show Hey! How about a reality show about real WB execs trying to develop a new reality show? What a great way to leverage our synergies! It would rate through the roof! The first day of filming begins with a discussion about a new reality show Hey! How about a reality show about real WB execs trying to develop a new reality show? What a great way to leverage our synergies! It would rate through the roof! And as the viewer's head explodes we learn that the earth cannot sustain a continuous loop

mwjon2, congratulations. You have captured teh funnie prize and shall be the host of CC234!

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I has a flavor!

Wrong network, but check out my old The New Shows on UPN ad.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.