Yes, the rumors are true: you suck.

That's funny...I thought my RealDoll wasn't supposed to be available until next month.

BURN

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ogyaf Goes To The Doctor To Get A Physical by Ogyaf 4-23-04

The Doctor will be in momentarily. Okay, thanks. Alright, I'll be your doctor today. Colby, I never realized you were a doctor. I'm going to need you to take all your clothes off, bend over, and cough. God damn it!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Writing "Utensil" by Ogyaf 4-23-04

Do you plan on accomplishing anything as a writer? Well, Ern, somebody once said "The pen is mightier than the sword." XD, "pen is"

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

School of Rawk by Ogyaf 4-28-04

Okay, class. I will be your substitute teacher today. It's time for roll call... Mike Rochtikles? Roofle, "My crotch tickles" Well, my day was made; class dismissed.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

I don't know if this belongs in the "Best" or "Worst" topic; all I know is it belongs in one of them.

The Passion Of The Moron by Ogyaf 5-23-04

Ogyaf, what'cha doin'? Just reminiscing on my weekend. Oh yeah? Anything interesting happen? Well, let me tell you... Oggy: I was walking through the city...

The Passion Of The Moron II by Ogyaf 5-23-04

Oggy: When I ran into one of those religious fanatics Sir, may I have a moment of your time? It could cost you your soul! My soles? Why not just take the entire shoe? No, that's not what I mean. Then why didn't you say what you meant?! But... I... Oh, just come with me.

The Passion Of The Moron III by Ogyaf 5-23-04

Oggy: So he took me to a church... Did you know Jesus died for your sins? Oh, yeah. How? He was nailed from a cross. He was a martyr for you. Do you understand what I'm trying to say? I think so... So, you know what to do then?

The Passion Of The Moron IV by Ogyaf 5-23-04

Yes, sir! Excellent. Oggy: Man, was I wrong! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! I'm nailing myself for someone else's sins... Just forget I ever said anything, okay.

The Passion Of The Moron V by Ogyaf 5-23-04

Huh? Okay. We don't need anybody like that in Heaven. Wow, that's an interesting story. Even I'm not that stupid... And you all know how stupid I am. I saw that! I make these comics, you know!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

I thought that was pretty amusing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Poisoning My Brainwashed Mind by Ogyaf 6-04-04

What's your favorite song? Mine is War Pigs. War Pigs? In Ogyaf's Mind War! What is it good for? You're a dumbass... Absolutely Nothing!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Because gay jokes never get old...

Pitching A Tent by Ogyaf 6-11-04

Going camping was a great idea. Nothing could go wrong out here. Ogyaf, fancy running into you all the way out here! Oh no! Please, God, no! It's going to get cold tonight, we better strip naked and stay huddled together to preserve bodyheat. Why me, God?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"