I was too shy to make friends, and am still too shy, but now I overcompensate by being an asshole. eh, it's a living.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

^-^ I figured the real you was hiding behind that abrasive exterior. I realized that very early on.

I used to have a huge chip on my shoulder in High School because of all the BS I went through. I grew out of that when I became Christian, although I still have one hell of a temper (but it HAS gotten way better. I don't fly off the handle much anymore).

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I have pretty much the longest temper ever unless I'm alone with my computer and either it's acting up or I'm working on a C++ project with horribly persistant bugs. Then the profanity flies like there's no tomorrow.

---
Blue is the color of victory.

Abrasive? ABRASIVE? Why, you filthy little....

Um...I'm not hiding behind the abrasive exterior. It's just as much a part of me as anything else. It's just not the only part of me.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I personally hide behind a bipolar-esque random emotional shift.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

As do I dragon... except for I like throwing things as well. Makes the emotional distress seem to be more fun.

---
You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

Two new backgrounds I whipped up, a restaurant/dinner table and a bathroom. Both at choad's request. Now I just need to make a living room and a cubicle.

---
Poop.

I could also submit either the table or toilet as a prop if you'd like?

---
Poop.

I was thinking of a centered toilet so it would just be one background, capable of two characters with toilet between them, but T-1 and T-2 backgrounds or T-1/T-2 props are cool too if Brad accepts them.

Oh, can you imagine the hilarious comics the toilet would inspire! I predict n00b comics will be .0038% funnier!

I LOVE the toilet! I think it's the best thing ever.

The backgrounds are good, too.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Updated restaurant.

---
Poop.

That meal doesn't look vegan!

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You mean the mean of green circles and a brown square?

Also:

---
Poop.