TooMuchCoffeeGuy,

I still miss your kiss!

TooMuchCoffeeGuy,

Just wanted to let you know that I no longer
have desires for your sweet lil' behind!

I found me a real man!
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

There is a reason you've gone so long and lacked a rating. Your comics suck. ^_O

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Actually, my comics were rated a LONG time ago - poorly mind you, yet rated.

Hari, your comics seem to have homosexual sub-plots.
Are you as hot as TooMuchCofeeGuy?!?!?!?!?

All i have to say is that this thread was the funny

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I dumb :D

Tennessee boys are HOT!

Grrrrrr

Okay boyz,

I'm in the market for a new altar boy!
Which one of you has the prettiest mouth?

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

i didn't know winkingjesus.com needed a spammer.

or that you were a necromancer.

...

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

I ain't no spammer!
Just lookin' for a new altar boy.

If that pic is really you, you got a pretty mouth!
You'd be hotter if'n I knew you had all your teeth.

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

I'd hate you, but even as I start to hate I realize that even though you respond to criticism like an idiot, you're at least funny about it, which is more than anyone can say about bltsandwich.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i prefer "bitchsandwich" -- it's more truthful.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Choosy moms choose Jiff!

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I dumb :D

Who is bltsandwich?
Do he have a pretty mouth?!?!?!??!

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

http://www.stripcreator.com/users/bltsandwich17

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I've been writing a series for a few years since may 12th 2003. From the people whove read them, my friends, I've heard they are funny. If you like random things with no plot then you should check out my series, Zombo's great adventures. I'm currently haveing a contest on it. Apparently I acidently didn't make a comic #23 so I'm haveing a contest for the best one to be #23.

Heres a sample of one of my comics, I liked this one quite a bit.

Zombo's great adventures #66 by Camroc 12-10-04

Your rigt. I'm not even a lawer. Then who and/or what are you? I'm Joe, dressed up as Blue's lawer! Make it go away!!!! Weeeehhhhhhhhhaaa aaaaaaaaa! I'm sorry Zombo, not even I can fight this thing. And I almost didn't get beaten up by flagstaff! If I can't take him out, most everyone can!

This is part of a little plot line going on in a place called blur ville. I also have a comic that in three panels pretty much explains the entire series in how random it is

Zombo's great adventures#37 by Camroc 5-07-04

After the fight Oww! I'm telling my momy! Ohh shut up! What happened? My enemy senses are tingling. So if you eat one pie a day... Can we have lunch yet? @#$%^&*() The boiler broke again. Lets buy a puppy.

i think those are pretty good take a look at mine

The king by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-22-05

I'm sorry sir the chicken fries cost 9.50$. But my dear employee, I'm the king, You know, From the commercials. No sir I'm sorry but your not, the king does not exist, he is but a figure of some retard in alabama's imagination. OK, then I'm the actor of the king guy. OK, just take your god damn chicken fries. No thanks, I was just fuckin' with ya, come on lets go to hooters, and get hammered.

Strange message by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-16-05

Actuall PM that RandomComicLayoutGuy sent me "Dear, Hell_Bent_Cheez, btw, Thanks for the Compliment! From, RandomComicLayoutGuy. Five hours later..... .......... What the **** does btw mean???

ransom note by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-26-05

If you want your son back, i want one million dollars in unsequential hundred dollar bills dropped in the blue chrysler at the park! What the fuck I dont have a son! Shit, I sent it to the wrong Person.............. AGAIN! Honey come down stairs!!! Your meatloaf is getting cold!!!

little boy by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-18-05

Did that hurt, Mister? Not as much as a roundhouse kick to the face would hurt.... i'll take you on!!! Bring it, little kid! Shit.

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

Screw these spammers!!!

I never got an answear to my question....
Does bltsandwich17 have a pretty mouth?!?!?!?

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathn C. Chance

quote:

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Screw these spammers!!!

I never got an answear to my question....
Does bltsandwich17 have a pretty mouth?!?!?!?

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathn C. Chance

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I have missed all of ya'll and your pretty mouths!

XXX

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

A holy man and a necromancer? MY GOD.

I did like this, though~

Kevin visits WinkingJesus.com by winkingjesus 9-19-05

It was amazing , I saw it! and it only did it everytime I refreshed the page. From now on I'm gonna stop sinning, and buy your miracle cream hand soap! As soon as I get it I'm gonna spread it all over my penis, and use it as smackle for the deep crevases of my ass.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Although I am a newbie, I refuse to rate any of those comics.  Plainly, they suck.

You could copy off of a TV show and rewrite it in your own words, or cleverly recreate a joke you heard into one you wrote yourself.  Hell, I do it most of the time on mine.

I can't even comprehend the meaning of "hog'n snausage" (if that's how you spell it?)

Portly crap.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

myles1890

I agree, they mostly suck. Except for that one I like. I liked that one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Eh.  I liked none of them. 

Hey, start reading 8-Bit theater.  That'll get your sense of humor way up there.

Wooden steak...wood IN steak...genius!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Myles,

Do you have a pretty mouth?

Sincerely,

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance