Yay! He's Back!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 7-26-04

Come on Tom, lick me out like you used to... Oh yeah! Mr. Sprocker! What the hell are you, oh Mr. Sprocker, you are a dark horse! Somewhere up in a helicopter! I'm ready for my jump, oh my god what the hell is that, it almost looks like to guys giving each other blow jobs!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 7-26-04

I'm here to save you, only if you do something for me... What's that! Oh yeah, this is good, come on Mr. Sprocker, your turn! No way, am I putting that in my mouth... So tell me, Mr. Sprocker, how did you get home? We rode camels accross the water...

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Is it wrong to laugh?

That's our silly old Mr. Sprocker!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-09-07

Well children, we now begin our farm trip, now keep quiet and listen to farmer Jackoff It's Jarkofski! Well children you're in luck, as today one of the cows is going to give birth Wow... that's gross. I mean yippee doesn't that sound great!? We're actually going to see the miracle of life before our very eyes! Yep and as an extra special treat Mr. Sprocker is going to deliver the calf, along with the farm vet Mr. Jugs So Mr. Tits, I guess I'll be more or less just watching... maybe cutting the chord or something right? It's Jugs! And no, I thought you might like to take on a more hands on role, it'll be easy enough, as long as you listen very carefully to my instructions

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-09-07

Oh great, let’s listen about how to fist an old cow, like I need to... After all, I have an ex-girlfriend, ha-ha, oh Tom if only people knew how funny you were... Yeah Sprocker, there's no need to listen to me, you're already an expert, and the girlfriend joke - top class! Yep thanks for that Mr. Tits, I'm sure I can handle things from here... now Mrs. Cow if you could just turn around and... *squelch* Uh oh... Moo Oh my god! I think you severed one of the vital organs! Mooo...ooo..oo...o *dead*

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-09-07

Thanks... not only have you killed Jarkofski's prize cow, you also killed the calf, well done Mr. Sprocker, what will you do for an encore, eat it? Um... on the bright side, at least I dodged out the way before the blood got on me... and instead... got you covered in it but hey, I bet you're used to it right? *cough* Mr. Sprocker is Mrs. Cow OK? She's not moving... and I don't the see the baby cow Of course she is Wendy. After birth the cow sleeps for a very long time... only don't mention it to anyone or Mrs. Cow will hate you Okay, I won’t. I'm gonna go pet Mrs. Cow and play in the red rain puddles, thanks for the best trip ever Mr. Sprocker! Thank God for permission slips...

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Is it wrong to laugh?