From CC246:
[Click to view comic: 'CC248: It's supposed to be flattering']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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[Click to view comic: 'View Inside Possums' Ass']

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How did YOU get in there?!

CC 242

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Write me some cheesy horror movie plots. Make a series (or multiple series) spoofing the classics or make one of your own.

There are a few stipulations I'd like to make clear:

Every user is limited to a total of 15 comics. And with that 15 comic limit you are only allowed to make 3 serials... (not serial killers, serial comics).

I shouldn't have to say that anything off topic or breaking the maximum limit will be disqualified. This goes the same with any blatantly racist comics.

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This is the link to my comics. I photoshopped them for maximum funny. Unfortunately, geocities won't let you outsource, so I made a site showcasing all of them.

It may take several minutes just to load. (comic total = 12) Hopefully your patience will be rewarded. If any of the images refuse to load completely, let me know through PM and I'll email it to you. I blew my bandwidth limits with that page so it won't be up for another hour. ^-^ Hence why I am not linking directly on my post.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

#130 again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 248: Nonpedantic']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Noonie....WHERE is the link to your comics?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

She PM'd it to me... it, well, it doesn't work. 6 red x's. Noons, maybe you should use imageshack or something.

Okay. I made a very big mistake before. I uploaded everything and blew my bandwidth because the files were waaay too big (I added up the total later, it was a little under 5 MB >_>). It should work now and now I can let everyone see the link. I had the JPEG quality too high. ^^; I'm very sorry about that screwup. Now the image total is a tiny bit over .5 MB (big difference, no?). If you still cant see it, let me know and I'll try something else.

http://www.geocities.com/xxbuzzelxx/StripCreator_CC.htm

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Okies. Letz Try dis again....

CC 242

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Write me some cheesy horror movie plots. Make a series (or multiple series) spoofing the classics or make one of your own.

There are a few stipulations I'd like to make clear:

Every user is limited to a total of 15 comics. And with that 15 comic limit you are only allowed to make 3 serials... (not serial killers, serial comics).

I shouldn't have to say that anything off topic or breaking the maximum limit will be disqualified. This goes the same with any blatantly racist comics.

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Thank you possums. I didn't know how I would have pulled off entering this crap without you. ^-^ Now I can quit using my geocities account for this crap.

My apologies to Konami for butchering their backgrounds and sprites.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Allow me to be the first to say, that was phenominal NooniePuu.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Bah. Its crap! I wasn't sure when he was going to be judging so I rushed through the graphics making. Not to mention the BGs that are not on this site are from Castlevania IV. I just tweaked em slightly.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

A cameo? Nooner! I thought we had something special!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wowee!!! I got to be in a horror movie!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

:O

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:O

Here's....

a.....

DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Noonie, I think you may have created the single best series I've *ever* seen on this site. Yes, it even trumps dcomposed's 100-episode love story. I don't care if it's photoshopped, I FUCKING LOVE IT.

I'm not going to judge just yet, but the rest of you guys had better summon the Ghost of Christmas Hilarity if you want to top this.

You should see what Obijo can do with a park bench.

But I liked Nooner's too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is off-topic, but if I ever become a director, I'm going to make a film about an S&M fetishist who mentors a young otaku. And it'll be a tribute to Spankers and Nooners. :) AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyway, judging will be Monday or Tuesday, depending on which one of my ears smells the worst.

As I said, I rushed through the damn thing. I would have had 3 more comics before running into biped, but I was afraid I wouldn't make the deadline. Your graphic is different from the others though. I'll give you a cookie if you can find out why.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie, I hate to say this because I love to win, but you deserve the win for that series. Seriously. It was phenomenal. Especially the fact that D/X wasn'y any different as a vampire than he was as his normal self.

And I hope kaufman appreciates his turn there, too, because it was great. I love the use of Butch as biped, and I love what you did with the graphics. I truly have about a million more points of respect for you. AWESOME!

Oh...oh god...oops! Be back later, I've got a mess to clean up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

As I said, I rushed through the damn thing. I would have had 3 more comics before running into biped, but I was afraid I wouldn't make the deadline. Your graphic is different from the others though. I'll give you nookie if you can find out why.

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No teeth marks on the neck... just the nipple. When do I get my noockie?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Noonie that was the awesomest thing EVAR!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Not that this has a chance, but here's a CC246 entry:

[Click to view comic: 'Don't Tell']

Eh, fuck it, I'll just judge now. Like any of you weaklings have a chance.

Third Place and winner of "Comic Most Likely to Increase National Awareness" is....
choadwarrior for his comic "Dont Tell", using the rules from his own CC, 246. Though "Marie in Marine" would have made more sense.

Second Place and winner of "Most Truthful Comic" is...
Mikey G for his comic "View Inside Possums' Ass". Of course I have squirrels in my ass! haha!

And First Place, by a long shot, is Nooners for her series, "CC #248... Or IS it?!" She also wins the award for "Most Likely to Cause Pants-Shitting In Men Over the Age of 25."

Noons, I gotta say, that's one of the funniest comics I've seen in a while. It's even funnier than today's "Opus," which is quite an accomplishment. I loved all the cameos, mine included, and I'm glad that even though you didn't finish all 15, I loved it. Perhaps you can release the other three as some sort of "Stripper's Cut." Until then, take it away, Noonzilla!

As I said, I rushed through the damn thing. I would have had 3 more comics before running into biped, but I was afraid I wouldn't make the deadline. Your graphic is different from the others though. I'll give you a cookie if you can find out why.

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No teeth marks on the neck... just the nipple. When do I get my cookie?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'de eat that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bah. Its crap!

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I told you it was good.=)

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Second Place and winner of "Most Truthful Comic" is...
Mikey G for his comic "View Inside Possums' Ass". Of course I have squirrels in my ass! haha!

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COPY CAT!