To everybody else, especially ewwww (enough w's?) for the favorites thing, thanks for the compliments.

And to Gabu, I've made more, so please stop stabbing me.

Do I haaaaaaaave toooooooooooooo?

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Blue is the color of victory.

~_~ So it was YOU who borrowed my knife without permission!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No, it was len.

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Blue is the color of victory.

After 30 resume submissions, 2 interviews and a lot (lot!) of searching ... I am still a part of the filthy leperous unemployed. Therefore, new comics:

TATH - The air conditioning is on, but nobody's home. by len 6-17-04

... but first your local news. Our top story, 400 killed in Iraq as an A10 warthog strafed the city of Baghdad. Dispersing death in short quick bursts of its 30 mm gatling rotary canon. Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, held a news conference minutes ago and blamed it on pilot error and that "faggot George Tenet and all his cocksuckery" ... Linda? Thanks Chuck. Hey do you want a Gmail account? Amy Chang lets us know how typing "lollerskates" into internet forums can get you one! That's right after the break.

TATH - Dan Rather: Unhinged by len 6-21-04

... tick tick tick tick No Dan, I'm not a transvestite. And no, my brother Roger and I did not create "The Matrix". You do realize I'm former president Bill Clinton, don't you? Um .. Dan, why did you shave your eyebrows off?

TATH - An All Consuming Consumerism Consummation by len 6-28-04

3AM: The hour hubcaps go missing There's nothing's on, I'm going to bed. HERPES! SMELLY VAGINA! FLACID PENIS! DECREASED FEMALE LIBIDO! MAY CAUSE ANAL BLEEDING! MICROSOFT JACKBOOTERY! DAN RATHER JACKING OFF! Ok, maybe a couple minutes more. phew.

Two more:

TATH - Tonight on W!(hore) TV by len 6-28-04

Old and busted BRITTANY IS GETTING FAT! I SAID BRITTANY IS HAVING A KID! New hotness NIPPLY LOHAN! Whoa whoa whoa what now?

TATH - Radio Shack vs. Sidewinder by len 6-28-04

Driv33.33r How did Ving Rhames and Michael Madsen get suckered into this monstrosity? I mean they've both been in blockbuster movies like ... well ... umm ... uh ... Striptease and My Boss's Daughter? Quiet you!