Ye olde comic with Bok and Rok!

Bok and Rok's Medieval Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-11-04

Travel back in time, to ye olde country, see what it was like medieval times! Only at the Medieval Experience I'll call Rok, then we can go... WHERE ARE WE GOING AGAIN? The Medieval Experience! WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING FISHING, I SPENT ALL DAY DIGGING FOR WORMS! You'd be doing that anyway...

Bok and Rok's Medieval Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-11-04

THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Never mind I'm sure we'll have just as much fun at the Medieval Experience! Well, we're nearly here, look at it all, inside it must be fantastic! THIS IS STRANGE... We're here! AHHHHHHHH! I'VE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME AGAIN!

Bok and Rok's Medieval Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-11-04

Two tickets for the Medieval Experience! Welcome to the ye olde, Medieval Experience, sorry, we're closed! Oh well, lets go fishing! I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHEWY GUMMY WORMS, AND ATE THEM, SORRY! Oh Lemon Juice! Well at least I have my sugar... I THOUGHT IT WAS MAGIC FAIRY DUST! OOPS!

And biped, I'm sure you mananged just to scrape by!

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Ye Olde Comic!

Bok and Rok's Medieval Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-11-04

Travel back in time, to ye olde country, see what it was like medieval times! Only at the Medieval Experience I'll call Rok, then we can go... WHERE ARE WE GOING AGAIN? The Medieval Experience! WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING FISHING, I SPENT ALL DAY DIGGING FOR WORMS! You'd be doing that anyway...

Bok and Rok's Medieval Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-11-04

THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Never mind I'm sure we'll have just as much fun at the Medieval Experience! Well, we're nearly here, look at it all, inside it must be fantastic! THIS IS STRANGE... We're here! AHHHHHHHH! I'VE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME AGAIN!

Bok and Rok's Medieval Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-11-04

Two tickets for the Medieval Experience! Welcome to the ye olde, Medieval Experience, sorry, we're closed! Oh well, lets go fishing! I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHEWY GUMMY WORMS, AND ATE THEM, SORRY! Oh Lemon Juice! Well at least I have my sugar... I THOUGHT IT WAS MAGIC FAIRY DUST! OOPS!

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Eek! A double a post! And I thought it wasn't working :( Now it's all double, oh well maybe you can read it twice, eh?

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Maybe if he put sugar on the worms, they would be more like gummy worms.

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Or maybe if he inhaled the worms, he could breathe them like oxygen and inhale and exhale the worms, and he could keep breathing worms like this until he finally died, and then when they buried him, worms could breathe his rotting carcass.

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He could die... but then there would be no more Bok and Rok ever in the world!

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You could still make comics about their rotting carcasses, and how they were being inhaled and exhaled by worms. Perhaps these comics would be more beloved by the world than even the beloved "Peanuts" by Charles Schultz, and the holiday-themed cartoons made from them, such as such as "The Bok and Rok's Rotting Carasses Inhaled and Exhaled By Worms Christmas Special", would become annual television staples.

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Lalalalalala...

Bok and Rok's Early Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-13-04

Why are we standing here? I TOLD YOU, THE FAIR IS COMING IN JUST ONE MONTH, I WANT TO GET HERE EARLY! Oh look, it's Drug Dealer Doug! HELLO, DRUG DEALER DOUG! Would you like to buy drugs! Mwuhahahahahaha! No Drug Dealer Doug, go home or we'll tell your Dad!

Bok and Rok's Early Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-13-04

Don't tell my Dad, please! Allright I'm going! Good! Hi Bok! Ahhhhhhh! that cow just talked to me! THAT'S NOT A TALKING COW... IT'S PEGGY! Blast you! I'll get you Rok and now Bok, if it's the last thing I do! Mwuhahahahahaha...

Bok and Rok's Early Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-13-04

4 weeks later... HELLO HARRY THE HOMO! YOUR HERE FOR THE FAIR TOO? Fair... that was last month... OH NO! Must dash, I've left Policeman's Twin Brother chained up to his bed a bit too long... I find it funny, how after four weeks of just standing here, meeting various old faces along the way, there is no fair... lets have some sugar! MAYBE IF WE LEAVE A TRAIL OF SUGAR, THE FAIR WILL COME BACK!

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I like the way Bok handled Drug Dealer Doug. It would make a great anti-drug commercial for kids. Instead of "Just Say No", the new slogan could be "Go home or we'll tell your Dad."

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I'm glad I can teach kids a thing or two about what to do. Brush your teeth twice daily!

Bok and Rok's Toothpaste Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-15-04

Get your teeth clean with Gleam Clean! An actual person says: The lid is easy to get off a Gleam Cean tube" WOW! Toothpaste technology! One tube of Gleam Clean, there you go! Thank you Mr. Churn! Is Mrs. Churn well? Bok, I keep telling you she died five weeks ago! Sorry, I forgot! Thanks!

Bok and Rok's Toothpaste Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-15-04

Welcome to the dentist, Bok, come on in and show me your smile! Ahhhh! The brightness, it burns! What have you done to get your teeth so shiny? I just switched my toothpaste brands to Gleam Clean! Gleam Clean, I want some! Here you are Mr. Dentist! *gleam*

Bok and Rok's Toothpaste Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-15-04

EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE TOWN IS USING GLEAM CLEAN! I'M GOING TO GO BLIND! Then you can get a guide dog, who will also go blind with the gleam and then he'll get a guide puppy then... Sorry, they're never making Gleam Clean in the world again, because it induces lung cancer! What! Now I'll never get lung cancer! Well since Gleam Clean is no longer made... I better have some sugar! AFTER THE SUGAR, WE CAN BRUSH OUR TEETH AND EAT MORE SUGAR THEN NOT BRUSH!

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At first I thought you'd lost the magic, but then I read the line in the third strip: "What?! Now I'll never get lung cancer!"

You've still got it!

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That comic made me want to brush my teeth and then eat sugar! XD

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I really liked the way the horror of Gleam Clean terrorized the entire community.

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Yay! I've still got it! :D

Brushing teeth then eating sugar is very naughty! :O

And orginally this was a 5-part special! About the terror of Gleam Clean, but at the last minute, the other 2 parts where cut from the adventure!

There shall be more Bok and Rok soon, keep on looking!

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*pokes*

Bok and Rok's Harassment Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-16-04

Hello class, today we are joined by Peter the pedophile to talk about "Sexual Harassment" Thank you Mrs. Tighttop. now class when someone takes his man tail and pokes someone in the eye with it, that's sexual harassment! I'm now going to show you what I mean by using Billy here, the cardboard cut-out of a child! How long do I have to stand here? Quiet Billy! Sorry!

Bok and Rok's Harassment Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-16-04

Now I just have to get my man tail out and... Thank you Peter the pedophile, but that will be all for today, class dismissed! Wow, Rok, just think one day someone could grab you and poke you in the eye! IS POKING YOURSELF SEXUAL HARASSMENT? I don't know but I bet the man who likes to self pleasure himself knows! LETS GO SEE HIM!

Bok and Rok's Harassment Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-16-04

Hello, Man who likes to self pleasure himself, is it sexual harassment to poke yourself? Why of course not, poking yourself is such a magical feeling, you boys should try it, I have some Vaseline here, enjoy it! *poke poke poke poke poke poke* This isn't giving me a magical feeling! WHO CARES! KEEP POKING! Forget this, I'm getting some sugar! I'M GOING TO CHASE BUTTERFLIES, AND HAVE FRIED BUTTERFLY WINGS WITH SUGAR FOR LUNCH!

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If this was a cartoon, it would be much better than South Park.

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No it wouldn't. It WOULD be better than Family Guy, however.

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It sure would! AND, it would be better than South Park!

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Quit sexually harassing the thread.

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Bok and Rok's Oil Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-20-04

So then I said "Oil Dash" but it didn't win! HEY LOOK, ISN'T THAT, GUY WHO FALLS FOR EVERYTHING Howdy boys, this sex change operation was such good value for money, that I couldn't say no! YES BUT, I KIND OF GOT USED TO YOU LOOKING WELL.. LIKE A MAN! Must dash, I've got my eye test now, they remove my eyes and if, I can't see when I wake up, it means, I need glasses! OH RIGHT...

Bok and Rok's Oil Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-20-04

Then I have my health insurance policy, they remove my heart and if I survive, I qualify! Look, don't you think you could ever say no, in-fact I shall teach you how to say no! One hour later... No! That's it, push over I am, no more! Good! I really think we did a good thing today... I SMELL HORSE RADISH! AHHHHHHH!

Bok and Rok's Oil Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-20-04

Mam, you under arrest, would you like to come with me please? No! So much for that... Lets have some sugar! I CAN SMELL IT, I TELL YOU! NO WAIT, IT'S BROCCOLI PIE, MY MISTAKE!

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So THAT'S what that smell was. Thanx for clarifying.

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Is this it... the LAST Bok and Rok adventure?

Bok and Rok's Fire Adventure 1 by FrixFrax 7-25-04

FIRE! WHAT CAN WE DO? I think Allan the Arsonist might be able to help! WHAT A SENSIBLE IDEA! I know!

Bok and Rok's Fire Adventure 2 by FrixFrax 7-25-04

ALLAN THE ARSONIST, THERE IS A FIRE IN HAPPY GREEN FOREST WHAT SHALL WE DO! A fire! Boys, you gather some wood, and I'll go get my bellows! ALLRIGHT THEN! Fire, here I come! I'VE COLLECTED LOADS OF WOOD! We'll have the fire out in no time!

Bok and Rok's Fire Adventure 3 by FrixFrax 7-25-04

Come on Bok more wood... Allan the Arsonist put more into with the bellows, the fire is getting bigger! Ahhhh, help me! Please? To Be Continued... I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME SUGAR RIGHT NOW, WHERE ARE YOU BOK?

In just 2 months, the answer will be revealed. Is it finally over for Bok and Rok? *cringe*

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