Characters play whatever you want them to play. Don't feel limited to using the one-note characters.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The characters are meant to do whatever you want them to do. They all (or most of them, anyway) have names and personalities from whatever strip they originally come from (or in the case of the forumusers, from the message boards), and some of them, like Red Robot/Tobor, have developed new names and personalities that are specific to this site. Often we rely on those pre-established names and personalities so as to save ourselves the trouble of fitting characterization into a three-panel comic. But don't let anyone tell you how to write your strips.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Crabby, any strip that ends with the elephant, completely out of the blue, saying "MOO!" is not all bad. To be brutally honest, I thought that one was a shitload better than a lot of your others, and it is lightyears ahead of some of the shit that turns up every day. The ones I hate most are the ones with the ko fighting gabe and the girl (name?) swearing at each other for two panels, then one catches on fire, and the other says "owned" or "ph33r me". They suck so fucking hard I just can't cope...

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0wn3d! by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

y0, check 0ut my c0mic d00d! Does it involve meaningless babble followed by one character catching fire? Yeah, but...um... For great justice!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

*cheer!*

Dan's the man! Dan's the man! Dan's the big evil man!

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That comic wasn't as big, nor as evil as I would have expected from you Dan!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Poor little males... by Lyekka 7-05-01

Go away and watch Sooty or something. I don't know where your brother is... Go blow a dead camel, Sooty humps pigs, tell me where my brother is or I'll tell everyone you showed me your thing... Look, I don't know ok.. whats your malfunction? Why are you doing this? ... and I'll say it was really small! So tell me now you bastard child of smack smoking whore.. before I can find a pair of scissors or something.. ARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! Get it away from meeeeee!!!! Stronger sex my ass ...

I think with this comic I'll call it a day....

Well, if that's what you want...

0wn3d! - The Special Edition by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

........................................................................................................................................ y0, check 0ut my c0mic d00d! ........................................................................................................................................ Does it involve meaningless babble followed by one character catching fire? Yeah, but...um...er...I use a wacky Zero Wing quote. ........................................................................................................................................ y0, check 0ut l33t sith powers, d00d!

Anything can be made more evil with Darth Vader references. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Thank you Dan, now my eyes are smoking holes.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Regurgitate is noisy grindcore.
Glee!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I would disagree with DexX. The RoboJesus strip really did nothing for me at all, even with the "Moo elephant."

On the other hand, I liked the one you posted Lyekka... It was actually one of the better of your six, IMO.

I like the elephant saying "Moo", to be honest. I can't explain why, but I do.

josh2025 has a series about the "Jesus-Tron 2000", in which Red Robot takes over Jesus' job for a while. I think it's kind of funny. It starts here.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

To me, this one was all around lame... I knew there was no way in hell I could come up with a funny comic based on this contest's rules, and I think it shows in what i came up with.

What's even worse is that i completely *forgot* to give the strip it's background! >_<

CC 47: This won't win by Drexle 7-23-01

Dr. Pedantic! TOBOR is out of control!!! He's gone on a rampant sodomy spree, and nobody can understand what he's saying!!! Thank you ever so much for your astute obeservations regarding the readily appearant, Captain Obvioius... Oscar... I I've devised a plan... Everyone loves the food product called "Beef Jerky..." I need you to slip this special "Saltpeter Jerky" to TOBOR. I assure you that you'll be in no danger. Wow, Dr. Pedantic! That's a great idea! And I'm sure I'd be the perfect bait, because it's been a while since TOBOR molested me! You can count on me, Dr.! Hi there TOBOR! In the spirit of good will, I'd like to give you this Beef Jerky! Everyone loves beef jerkey! R--------RRR!!! BZZZZT!!! T-B-R D--S N-T C-MP-T-!!! M-ST H-V- M-NR-P-!!! - L-V- J-RK_Y!!! J-RK-YR-AP-!!!

My worst ever.

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Yeah that is pretty bad Dragon.

I thought the only funny part of my whole Robo-Jesus 5000 was the "MOO!" at the end. I can't say why I find it funny though, it's just so stupid it makes me chuckle.

This is part of a series that I did when I first cam to the strip creator. The first in the series was posted earlier.

PERVERT GOES WEST by crabby 6-26-01

I LIKE YOUR CHAPS. THEY GET THE JOB DONE I RECKON. CAN I SMELL THEM???? EXCUSE ME. YOU CAN TAKE THIS ANYWAY YOU WANT MAY I SMELL THEM????? YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF IN ALOT OF TROUBLE!!!!!

I was inspired when I first discovered shittykitty and therefore keep trying to recapture funny moments in my life. Sometimes I do, other times I don't. This was one where it was a lot funnier when we were having the conversation.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I don't know about that one. Maybe you had to be there. Or maybe I'm an idiot. Or maybe it's both I don't know.

You set yourself up, but I will refrain... yes, it's one of those things where you had to have been there.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks Drex

I know it may look it by the comics but I don't hate guys... it's just the comics were written for some girlfriends of mine.. some based on people we know :]
Like that one.

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Thanks Drex

I know it may look it by the comics but I don't hate guys... it's just the comics were written for some girlfriends of mine.. some based on people we know :]
Like that one.

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It's probably both.

DrPedantic was *way* too pedantic and wordy here. And not in a fun way, either. That's what I get for spending 2 minutes on his dialogue.

CC 43: The thing that should not be.... by Drexle 7-11-01

WHAT'S WRONG DRPEDANTIC? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK SO... FUZZY? YOU'RE ACTUALLY HALFWAY ADOREABLE. I CANNOT COMPREHEND WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED HERE... THAT SCARAMOUSCH, GABE, ACTUALLY LET CRABBY HAVE A VICTORY. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SUSPECTS CARNAL KNOWLEDGE WAS USED AS BRIBERY? WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION. YOU SPEAK AS IF THERE WERE ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT WOULD ASSUAGE MY FEELINGS OF UTTER DEGRADATION... WELL FOR ONE THING, GABE IS GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY IN A FEW DAYS EXACTLY WHY "CRABBY" GOT THAT NAME... NOW IF ONLY THAT WERE MORE THAN A MERE HOLLOW COMFORT FOR ME... THAT AT LEAST EXPLAINS WHY GABE CALLED CRABBY'S VICTORY A "MERCY FUCK..."

I'm glad the comic contest I ran brought out the worst in you.

Don't let your head get too big, I make plenty of crappy comics.

Actually, the CCs usually do bring out the worst in me. I wonder then, why I did so well in the cup?