POPs the adam and evil are brillant just fucking great man :)

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Thanks man.

Now for another comic about my own miserable life...

S.o.W.C., Inc. "darwin ponders his options" by darwin_farkus 9-13-04

Omigod!! Mr. Farkus, I just heard that you're being evicted from your home in 2 months!! I can't believe it!! What are you going to do??!! Well, I haven't told anyone this, but I'm really thinking about trying my hand at comedy writing. They say that the funniest writers can actually turn their own pain into comic gold. ...mw-mwa-hahahahahahahahahahahaha... YOU...ah-hahhh-hahahahahahaha...comedy writing... Seriously, though...

Thats sad to me pops.... :( but funny i dont know you. i guess :(

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Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. (EPISODE 11) by darwin_farkus 9-14-04

...So anyway, Mr. Diapers, the state would officially like to apologize for implicating your involvement in Mr. McSmokesmoke's crime. You're free to go. Follow me please. Say officer, I don't want to be a tattle-tale or anything, but... um, that bunny that you put in there with me turned my ass into a fountain of blood. You think I could stop off at the infirmary? Bloddy ass, you say... what'd he shank you or something? If by shanked you mean he anally raped me with a toilet plunger and smeared a fake moustache on my face with his feces while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high falsetto, then yes. Well, you've gotta admire his approach, I guess.

Oh, I knows you didn't say dat.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

>_> that last line was friggin genius...

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S.o.W.C., Inc. "The Big Two-Oh: A Point/Counterpoint" by darwin_farkus 9-15-04

Wow! Twenty whole comics! What a landmark! Landmark?! A landmark?! It's only twenty frickin' comics! Hell, Jim Davis snorts more prolific cocaine up his nose! I think our most remarkable achievement so far has been that we haven't used those shitty little Asian girls in a single comic! God knows these babies could use some sprucin' up! I say, bring on the fucking Asians! You know, this comic really has no point at all. It just sort of seems like useless filler while we're in the process of transitioning plotlines. Well I th- ... yeah, it sucks.

S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau" by darwin_farkus 9-19-04

Sister Alexa Catharsis returns home to visit her grandmother... C'mon in sweetheart... I've got someone special here I'd like you to meet. Man, this house reeks of pee and death... Sweetie, this is my new special friend, Mr. John Reaper. We've been a'courtin' each other! Heh heh... forgive her old-world Yoda terminology. She means we're boning. Hi there. Nice to finally meet you. ......Look, I know what you're thinking, but I believe it's important to enjoy what you do.

S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau #2" by darwin_farkus 9-19-04

Let me get this straight... You... are dating my grandmother. Eh, what can I say? It started out as a routine house call, but when I looked into her beady little eyes I thought, "Wow, I've never done it with a blue-hair before." You sicken me. This goes against everything that's good-natured and holy. You know, you should be thanking me. I'm the only reason she's still here right now. So... so... you're saying that as long as you're involved with her... you'll... keep her alive? Well, I wouldn't get too excited just yet... Did I mention that I'm also a bigtime necrophiliac?

S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau #3" by darwin_farkus 9-20-04

Sister Alexa Catharsis spends some time getting to know Granny's new beau... Tea's on, dearies!! So anyway, I have my tongue in your granny's ear, right? And I start hearing this little squeeking sound... And so I look down and... silly me, I had left the gerbil jammed in her butt-cheeks! Not listening... not listening... ...And... hahahaha... you won't believe this. Of course it died when I touched it and tried to pull it out, and I'll be damned if I can get the thing out of her ass now! It's just stuck in there! Ugghh...

S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau #4" by darwin_farkus 9-20-04

Granny discusses her new love interest with her granddaughter, Sister Alexa Catharsis... So tell me, sweetie, what do you think of my new boyfriend? He's very, um... colorful, Grandma. I'm just surprised you wouldn't want someone more like... like Grandpa. He really knows how to strut his ass in that death shroud of his, don't you think? Grandma!! He's Death! He collects souls! After dinner he went out back and killed the neighbor's dog. He's evil, Grandma! Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game.

Sorry, but it's a S.o.W.C., Inc. INSIDE JOKE by darwin_farkus 9-24-04

After many fun-filled hours of throwing chocolates into the ceiling fan, Taryn, Alan and J share a laugh over Dustin's random musings regarding animal cruelty................... You know, I really wish there was a room someplace where you could go and kick chihuahuas around.

S.o.W.C., Inc. "Adam & Evil 3" by darwin_farkus 9-25-04

I'm so confused. My penis is constantly instructing me to mount you against your will, and I also have the strange desire to step on anyone I have to in order to become successful and make money. Funny. My vagina is always telling me that I can do better than you, and instead of letting you down easy, it tells me I should put you through the most painful break-up you'll ever know. Now it's telling me that you'll most likely only get in the way of my quest for world-domination, and that I should kill you and bury your body near the stream. And now I'm being told that I should act like there's not another human being on the face of the Earth that I despise more than you, and that I should punish you emotionally for not thinking like me. Screw it, where's that porno? I want chocolate.

The last slide is just brillant.. God, one word to descrive you j Brillant

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A S.o.W.C., Inc. INSIDE JOKE: "Tribute To biped" by darwin_farkus 9-27-04

Fuck-fuck fuckity fuck fuck. (Insert big word) fuckity fuck-fuck fuck. Jizz jizzy-jizz, Jizzly Adams (insert big word) jizzity jizz jizz. Fuck-fuck suckity-fuckity fuck fuck suck. (Insert big word) fuckity-duck-fuck-cock-shit-piss. Jizzly jizzly jizzly. Jizzity dong-jizz jizztastic cock-jizzity noodle-jizz-a-ding-ong, Mommy. You probably didn't "get" this comic because you aren't familiar with the writings of our beloved Stripcreator member, biped. Yeah! It's an "inside joke"! And you're a jizz-faced-fuckity-cock-licking-shitfuck! (Insert big word).

Ninjaman Franklin And The Curse Of The Skeletal Oaf by darwin_farkus 9-29-04

Waaa!!!! Chai-Hai!!!! You DARE to try the patience of the eldest member in the grand council of the highest order in the secret brotherhood of Nigg-Ninjas, child?! Wanna scrap? ....That's just fuckin' WRONG, dude. What... what do you mean by WRONG? Is it something about my pose? What is it about me that's so... WRONG? It's the fact that YOU are a black man who's obviously very much of his own time, and you're masquerading as a character that has been almost exclusively popularized by the Asian culture. I was just... you know... I was just playing around. I didn't mean any harm... Well, personally, I'm very offended, and I'll bet that your black-ass bitch-of-a momma would be ashamed of you too.

Ninjaman Franklin And The Secret Of The Loganberry Fat Farm by darwin_farkus 10-03-04

At last, I stand face to face with my arch-nemesis, The Seventh Shogun! Are you prepared to fight me to the death, Seven? Hahaha... Man, that's rich. A BLACK ninja. Goddammit! Why does everyone keep saying that?! Did you ever think that maybe I'm really white and I just rubbed dookie all over my hands and face so that I would blend into the night easier? Well... Is that what you did? ...No. I'm really black. Wait! Where are you going? Hahaha... Man, that's rich. A BLACK ninja.

Very funny stuff. Roll on, 18 wheeler, roll on.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Time for some new ones.

S.O.W.C., Inc. Season 2: EPISODE 12 by darwin_farkus 11-20-04

Jesus Fuck! I caught a TALKING FISH??!! Yeah, and I appear to be hovering too... but hey, whatever... let me go and I'll grant you 3 wishes! Wow! Really? Yeah yeah yeah, sure... But make it quick... my wife's having a hysterectomy and I gotta pick her bloody ass up in 10 minutes. Man, I wish your wife was dead. Oh shit... Honey???!!!

can you really say "pick her bloody ass" on the internet?

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S.O.W.C., Inc. Season 2: EPISODE 12 by darwin_farkus 11-29-04

In the aftermath of Christian Diaper's FIRST wish... (puff...puff)... Doc... My wife... Is she okay? Oh, you poor stupid kid... I'm afraid there were... complications. Complications? What does that mean? It means that her sphincter grew a mouth during the surgery and suddenly began to consume the rest of her body. That's shitty. You have NO idea.

S.o.W.C., Inc. Season 2: EPISODE 14 by darwin_farkus 1-06-05

(sniff)... My... poor dead wife. I can't believe you wished that my wife would die. Yeah, that's a stirring eulogy and all, but you've been saying that for the last half-hour. Her scales were the most beautiful golden brown I've ever seen... her delicate fins would often caress me as I wept at night... Mmmm... you're making me hungry. Seafood sounds great! Why did we put her in the ground? She hasn't been dead long enough to spoil... ...I suppose you're about to wish that you could feast on my poor dead wife's remains on a magnificent jeweled platter... Will the tartar sauce count as an extra wish?