How bout your top ten fave songs?

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1. /me throws pennies at jesus!
2. /me throws pennies at jesus!!
3. /me throws pennies at jesus!!!
4. /me throws pennies at jesus!!!!
5. /me throws pennies at jesus!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!
GET IT PENNIES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My favorite band would be Blind Guardian. As for top ten? Hrm...

10. The Ramones
9. Death
8. Johnny Cash
7. Any orchestra doing Beethoven!
6. Black Sabbath
5. Nevermore
4. Iron Maiden
3. Therion
2. Queen
1. Blind Guardian

Honorable mentions: NoFX, Judas Priest, Iced Earth, Willie Nelson, Stravinski, The Doors, Type-O-Negative, TMBG.

I mostly picked these bands/artists because they were influential, original, and/or very progressive and never stagnated. I also like them all. I'd have put the Beatles up there, but I never really cared for them much, and Led Zepplin has never interested me much. Jimi Hendrix was great, but I don't really listen to hum much anymore. Pink Floyd was very diverse and influential, but again, not one of my favorites.

Top 10 Songs?

10. Johnny Cash - Delia
9. Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
8. Darkthrone - Transylvanian Hunger
7. Type-O-Negative - Christian Woman
6. Testament - Dog Faced Gods (MAYBE Hail Mary)
5. Beethoven - 9th Symphony
4. Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight
3. Nevermore - Dreaming Neon Black
2. Manowar - Brothers of Metal
1. Toss up, Blind Guardian's "Nightfall" and Demons & Wizards' "Fiddler on the Green"

There ya go.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Sure, if 40 and 50-year old hollowed-out divorcees are your cup of tea.

Hey! I'm a 40 and 50-year old hollowed-out divorcee, and I don't even like Air Supply! Where do these young'uns get their ideas from?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

No you aren't! You're pita, the older woman of my dreams!

I didn't say all 40- and 50-year-old hollowed-out divorcees like Air Supply.

Now, if bunner would only suck enough so I could hate him...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hi, I'm Casey Kasem and welcome to Unknown Eric's Top Ten countdown. We're going to skip the long distance dedication this week and go right to the meat of the chart. Top Ten singers, bring us in...

"NUMBER TEN!"
At number ten is R.E.M., from their nearly flawless 1992 album Automatic for the People, here's "Find The River."

Number nine is occupied by Northern California math-pop group The Loud Family with the track "Give In World."

In at number eight is A Tribe Called Quest with their number "Scenario," which also features cameos from Leaders of the New School.

Coming in at number seven, a surprise entry from fairly obscure twee-poppers The Snowbirds. The song is titled "Motorcycle Baby."

Number six is held by Minneapolis rockers The Replacements and their song "Little Mascara."

We're half-way through the countdown, and coming in at number five is Kate Bush, with her 1985 classic "Running Up That Hill."

At number four is a punk-pop classic and one of John Peel's all time faves as well. It's the Undertones, with their hit "Teenage Kicks."

Number three is an exciting little ditty by British group Trembling Blue Stars entitled "The Ghost of An Unkissed Kiss."

Coming in at number two is the Bob Dylan classic "To Ramona" from 1964's Another Side of Bob Dylan LP. Which brings us to the top.

(drum roll)
And Unknown Eric's Number One song is... "The Girl With The Strawberry Hair" by Talulah Gosh.

Thanks for listening. Until next time, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

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I has a flavor!

Please stop listing your choices for top ten bands/songs. I don't have time to address all of you individually and tell you how crappy your choices are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What a bastard you are, biped.

Don't make me choose between you and UnknownEric, because I'll stop sexing up the both of you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

oh man i get crabby

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What a bastard you are, biped.

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No you aren't! You're pita, the older woman of my dreams!

I didn't say all 40- and 50-year-old hollowed-out divorcees like Air Supply.

Now, if bunner would only suck enough so I could hate him...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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*smooch*
The Bun-man will never suck.

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If you did anything with Bunner he would act real nice to your face and when you're not around he'll tell everyone how much of an annoying paranoid freak you are and explain how you have no grasp of reality. Then you'll come here and post about how great he is and everytime I see it I will be forced to shake my head and sigh. Please don't go down that road Mickey.

Does that mean he won't put it in my butt?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I know him well enough to be certain he'll put his foot in your butt if there is any semblance of homosexual advance toward him. The man is unequivocally straight. He reeks of testosterone. And phermones. Lots of phermones. Not a trace of estrogen. He da man.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Well, someone who reacts that way to homosexuality is usually labelled a homophobe. And in fact, studies have also suggested that homophobia is nothing more than an internal repression of one's own homosexuality.

I think hate in general is based on what you dislike about yourself, projected onto the people who represent it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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He reeks of testosterone. And phermones. Lots of phermones. Not a trace of estrogen. He da man.

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Well, someone who reacts that way to homosexuality is usually labelled a homophobe. And in fact, studies have also suggested that homophobia is nothing more than an internal repression of one's own homosexuality.

I think hate in general is based on what you dislike about yourself, projected onto the people who represent it.

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And pheromones, too... (I learned how to spell it today!)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

biped is right, I don't consider myself a homophobe at all... I have no phobias or prejudices against homosexual people. But the mere thought of being with another woman makes me want to puke... all I can think is... EEEEWWWWWWWWWW. I love being with a man, pure and simple.

Hogwash.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

My top 10:

10. Garth Brooks - Baton Rouge or Thunder Rolled
9. Rancid - Ruby SoHo
8. Sublime - Santeria or Smoke 2 Joints
7.AC/DC - Thunderstruck
6. The Tea Party - Temptation
5. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
4. Modest Mouse - Float On
3. Weezer - Buddy Holly
2. The Rasmus - In the Shadows
1. Jet - Cold Hard Bitch

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

So if I hate beets, it's because I'm not in touch with my inner borsht freak? Because I'd sooner eat a dead rat than a beet, but only because, to me, they taste like urine soaked llama shit.

Pita said I'm really masculine, and you know what? I am. I think that's okay, though, ya know? I got conned into dressing in drag for Halloween, years ago, because... you know.. it's a cheap costume and it's always good for a laugh. I got TONS of laughs that year. You know why? I look like a football player in a dress. I have no feminine features whatsoever. None. I ooze manly man stuff. It's just my biology.

It's not that I don't have emotions or feelings or that I'm insensitive or any of that shit. I'm not anti-gay. I mean, for what? Who CARES what you do amongst consenting adults? I sure as hell don't. I just don't want to touch other guys wee wees. Okay? And I'd rather they didn't touch mine. That's at least as okay as being gay, or straight, or a Hispanic, lesbian beet farmer.

The last couple of generations of Jungen, in this country, have had incessant smoke blown up their impressionable, little asses about how anybody with white skin, testicles, and who likes to make bang bang with the opposite sex is an oppressive, insensitive poseur who likes to crush anything of beauty or sensitivity under their jackboot heel.

Attention: This is a crock of shit, largely created, I think, by a lot of bitter ex-wives with too much time on their hands. PC is just radical feminism with extra vitamins and a whole lot of filler.

Not everybody who doesn't decide to go out and suck off other guys for a bit or have the 'obligatory college lesbian experience' is a fucking Nazi or a priggish biatch.

Some people just... know what they like.

And that's....

... okay.

It is.

I can't buy the notion that I'm, somehow seething with homo lust because of some threadbare new wives tales.

Straight white guys laugh and cry and have feelings, too.

They're just not, you know... all Oprah about it.

And, hey... Crabby:

If got something to say, spit it out.

Don't, uh.. what was the phrase you used...

"...act real nice to your face and when you're not around tell everyone how much of an annoying paranoid freak you are and explain how you have no grasp of reality."

Just honk it out, son.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Back to business:

This is is what I'm listening to this week. List is random. I think these songs are fucking amazing.

YMMV.

10 - "Cuyahoga" - REM

09 - "Shoo Be Doo Be Doo Be Doo Da Day" - Stevie Wonder

08 - "Killing Fields of Gray" (Scratch tracks)- Collaboratively produced single that's being created, tracked, and mixed over the internet, for which I am providing lead vocals.)

07 - "Swing Swing" - All American Rejects

06 - "The Asylum" - Song I'm getting a shot at mixing that's going to be on the sophomore CD release of a really good band from Cincinnati.

05 - "Buddy Holly" - Weezer

04 - "Night Vision" - Song I'm tracking for a CD I hope to release in Spring of 2005. It was written by a cat named Mark Addison, who is really talented and kind enough to allow me to release my version of the song with his permission.

03 - "I Don't Need No Doctor" - Humble Pie (Live)

02 - "Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel (Solo piano version)

01 - "My Band" - D12

Turn the fucking radio up, y'all.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

my list for songs i recently like

10- 'Hold On' by Blink 182

9- 'Dont Fear the Reaper' by Blue Oyster Cult

8- 'favor house atlantic' by Coheed and Cambria

7- 'Close Yet Far' by CKY

6- 'Live in Fear' by The Unseen

5- 'Birdman Kicked my Ass' by Wesley Willis

4- 'Gang Control' by Leftover Crack

3- 'Crawl' by Alkaline Trio

2- 'Black Winter's Day' by Amorphis

1- 'You are the One' by HIM

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I wanna add the band crass to my list. Because crass is fucking genius.

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