HEY! There's no "I" in dong drugs, pal!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Just like there is no wangs in team.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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Now I feel left out. The hardest thing I ever did was inhaling catnip secondhand and that's just cause I was burning some leaves on charcoal to watch the cats get stoned. Much funnier than just giving them the dried leaf.

Oh wait, there was that one time when I was a dishwasher during high school pulling a triple shift and I was so exhausted I was tipping over and the cook (who I had a crush on) handed me some mysterious pills to take to wake me up and I found out 10 years later it was speed. Though I don't think it counts.

I smoked the "wacky tobaccy" twice. Both times it just made me giggly and hungry. And I'm that way enough as it is.

Never tried anything harder though. More because I couldn't be arsed than out of fear.

If you want to hear what acid can do to some people ('though certainly not all, and I'm definitely not in favor of prohibition or the "drug war"), compare Pink Floyd's "Piper at the Gates of Dawn" with Syd Barrett's solo stuff. Now mind you, I LOVE Syd solo, but it's pretty clearly a VERY different mind at work later on...

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I has a flavor!

I've got some shrooms in the fridge that appear to have gone off. Is it still okay to eat them?

As long as they haven't developed into sentient beings and formed a small, but advanced civilization.

The Psilocyn may have broken down, but psilocybin is a bit more stable, so there is still hope. Either double the dosage, or get ahold of an MAOI inhibitor (a good natural source available on-line would be peganum Harmala seeds). An adequate doese of MAOI inhibitor will roughly double the potency of psilocybin (by shutting down one of the metabolic pathways by which it is broken down). We're talking about roughly a tablespoon of ground peganum Harmala seed, extracted with simmering water for five minutes. Drink the extract about 1/2 hour before dosing, ideally (or wash your shrooms down with it; not a big difference).

Don't do this if you are already taking an MAOI for depression, or are at all concerned about your health, or blah blah-dy blah. O.K., the public service announcement is out of the way. Most people find this perfectly safe. A rare few suffer allergic reactions.

In the future, store your shrooms in a frost-free freezer, and eat them cold (they absorb moisture as they warm to room temperature).

Hope this helps. If your shrooms are truely soggy, though, they may have other issues (mold, bactertia). In that case, just toss 'em. At some point, the old saw of "better safe than sorry" does become relevent.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

>_> I cant even handle taking antihistamines...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I used to smoke-a de weed, but now only on 420. Just because it reminds me of happier times. Also I did acid once and I punched myself in the groin.

A groin punch on acid? That's... different.

I used to get high a lot in school. Jr. High and High school. I was a "parkrat". I did it because it was free and I liked being that way.

I've found recently that I'm about the same drunk as I am high. I usually just lay back and gurgle, laughing at people.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm one of those people that likes to screw with drunk and/or stoned people. And I always take pictures. Especially if pink tutus are involved.

Who's your sister?

I've seen my share of all sorts of stuff. Some fuckwit covered up a crack rock with some weed in a bowl I smoked in high school. Not funny, not cool, and I never, EVER smoked weed again. Okay, that's a lie. I never smoked crack again.

The first time I did acid was one of the most interesting experiences of my life. I felt connected to everyone and wound up hanging out with three good-looking girls in their dorm room all night long. The second and third times I felt disconnected from everyone, that the world was filled with evil, and that everyone hated me.

It is a perception-altering experience. I tried mushrooms once and the same thing happened. No visuals, and I even tried watching Labrynth while I was on them. Just the same disconnected feeling of sorrow.

It's true, doing/having done drugs is not a badge of honor, at all. But a lot of people, somewhat unfortunately, connect with each other through brain-damaging substances. Like alcohol for example.

Anyway, drugs themselves are not bad. It's the misuse of them that cause s people problems, and that should be a personal choice rather than a governmental one.

What were we talking about?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I used to get that feeling just from logging on to IRC.

Anyone here ever try DMT? It's like being the ball in some kind of three dimensional, alien pinball machine. I heartily believe it helped make me the man I am today. And my friends the space slugs agree. Wiggy Wiggy Bzzzzzt, I like pie!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I had some weed laced with coke yesterday. Only the guy I was smoking with didn't tell me until afterwards.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

A guy from a lower apartment stopped me a few years back and asked me to smoke a bong. So I smoke it. He's watching me. He loads another and watches me. He takes a hit and loads another for me. I smoke it. He's watching me.

"So what do you think?" He asks after a moment.

"S'okay." I say.

"Shit!" He snaps, "This crack sucks!"

I threw him out.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I beg to differ.

If you've ever been stoned and used the opportunity to lick the texture of the underside of a Pop-Tart ...

You're laughing. Aren't you?

Cocaine, on the other hand is unfunny.

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I meant from a comedian perspective, not a while doing the drug perspective.

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Poop.

No shit. This is not an urban legend, but an honest to god first-hand story.

My father had a good friend growing up. His father was abusive, and he loved his mother. He took a bunch of acid, came home, confronted his father, and stabbed him to death.

The problem is that he was out of his mind, and actually stabbed his mother to death. He's also never truly come down to this day. I know their family.

Acid is some scary shit. I had some acid slipped in a screwdriver once, and I had a REALLY bad, scary trip. I will never, ever take it willingly.

While I'm very anti-drugs, I can understand people experimenting with pot, or X, because it won't kill you, nor are you addicted from one use.

Acid can fuck you up on one use.

Don't do it kiddies.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

If you're already premorbid, LSD can indeed tip you over the edge. Of course, so can many drugs. There are a few good things to say about LSD, like it's virtually impossible to overdose on or get physically addicted to it.

I've taken LSD hundreds of times, and I can tell you banana autoclaved at super zoo fundamentals.

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What others say about boorite!

Well, yeah, obviously being dosed without your knowledge is likely to result in a bad experience. I love drugs, and even I think that's a freakin' evil thing to do to someone.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Boorite's completely right. If you do something like acid and you're not a happy camper, don't expect LSD to bring you out of it. It'll slap you silly and may push ou over the edge.

Take a bunch of acid when you're already a mess, and you've got your buddy.

What won't do that, in my experience, is ecstasy. I've never had a bad E experience. I'd love to do it again, even, but the aftermath of E is some terrible shit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

X is the only drug (with maybe shrooms being a possible exception) that I'd ever really consider doing.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

X is bad for your serotonin levels.

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What others say about boorite!

Yes, which is why the aftermath is horrible. You can have a great time for a short period, and then spend the next two days in seratonin-hell.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.