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...I feel politicians are either one of two things:

1) Womanizer
2) Or had a personality as bad as Stripmaker's contests.

But hey, that's just my opinion.

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Why should your man get all the action?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You ARE my man, Spankling.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.