DX is bald?

Seems I have an apology to make. Sorry I accused you of something you didn't do bunner.

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I don't really see why black humor (or "gallows humor") is suddenly off-limits. Haven't most of us at one time or another made jokes in our strips about Iraq, hijacked planes, serial killers, cancer or dead pop-icons? possums wasn't belittling anyone who died in that club. He was saying Ohio has had a shitty track record this year between this and the election, and I'm inclined to agree. If anything he was empathizing with the tragedy in his own way, and it was wrong of you to heap all this faux indignation on him, as if he had just ran over your best friend. People make jokes to come to terms with shitty things. I think you should lighten up and realize what site you're on. I realize you're upset, but I think you're taking it to an exaggerated and melodramatic length. Save the real grief for those who actually knew the deceased and don't act like this is your own personal tragedy, because that would be much more inappropriate than anything possums or crabby have done.

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FUCK OHIO!

So, er, how about them Bengals?

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:(

I really didn't know Pantera's music at all, but I knew of Dimebag Darrell because of his line of Washburn guitars. I figure someone's got to be pretty big to get his own line of guitars.

So when I heard the news, I was shocked in a way that still surprises me. It's not like I knew or cared for the guy or his music, but it still felt personal. I'm not even a sound man anymore and haven't played out since 1996. But still, damn, some fucker shot up a rock show and killed a famous guitar player. Something about that feels deeply fucked up to me, moreso than if someone shot, say, the Prime Minister of Qatar or something. Political killings at least make a sort of sense.

Last thing I expected was Dimebag's obit thread to devolve almost instantly into a personal flamewar. But that's what I come here for, surprises.

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I agree fully with Inflatable on this one. It's bad enough that people can't take dark humor in real life, but on a fucking internet humor site? Come the fuck on, people. bunner's not the first person on this site who can't "take" some "offensive" jokes. Hell, fucking attitudechicka sent me a flaming PM about how I shouldn't post my opinion of the winner in a comic contest*, even though it was clearly a joke and was not meant to (and didn't) influence the hosts in any way. And lets not get started on Jejune.

The singer of Damageplan turned out to be from Beaverton, so the whole thing got front page here in Oregon...

*By the way, up yours.

Listen up, kiddies.

First off, anyone who actually listens to the intricacies of real axemen and what instruments they use should feel strange about Dimebag's death. Anyone with half a heart should feel even stranger, because there was NO GOOD REASON for it.

Boorite has hit you all with some unassailable logic in the way that he always does, which is why I consider him brilliant. It undercuts just about everything and smoothly slides into your mind instead of smacking the shit out of you, shaking you, and shouting in your face. I love him truly for his style.

I like to smack and shake and shout.

I try really hard to like you, bunner. But for someone who visits a humor site, you sure as fuck can't take a joke. Whenever anyone jokes on you in the mildest manner, you tend to leap with claws out. You might be able to swing your balls around the juke joints and hop houses you frequent, but on the fucking internet it really all don't mean shit.

Take a joke, let other people make them, and shut the fuck up. You're the classless one, bunner. Crabby cracked on YOU, not even on Dimebag Darrell, which would make it SOMEWHAT understandable if you lashed out at him for his insensitivity. You didn't, you picked on him and his fucking kid. You're actually a big fucking asshole, really. Real classy, the way you act. You're no Dean Martin either, you fucking hack.

I think you're one of the more intelligent people on this site, and I also think you've got a big heart. You've also got a tendency to misdirect your upset. Seriously, that seems to be a problem in this country. From George W. Fucking Bush weeping during his 9/11 "we'll get the bastards" speech to this, it seems that unabashed overemoting has become somewhat acceptable in the public medium.

Do yourself a favor and stop posting when you're angry. Or just not at all.

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Mike, at least admit that we got perhaps the best line out of any greasy old hag from bunner's hissy fit... "You kids got a big mouth but you got no class, you know? No class!" It's the only good think to come out of Dimebag's death.

And I agree with boorite on the whole thing and I would like to apologize for goading on bunner a bit too much. I'm just glad I did it enough to get the "no class" line.

Possums, I know you were just trying to make comment on a current event like everyone here does. Bunner knows this too, but I think he is really upset right now and there was no way for you to know he would be that way.

Bunner, relax honey. No one on here maliciously started this thread to upset you.

ALL OF YOU - Shame on you for letting it get like this. You are all people I consider very intelligent and how dare you let a thread turn into a pissing contest(and a non-funny one at that). You're all better than that.

I have to say, I'm somewhat disgusted.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I honestly don't think anyone should feel "shame" except one, maybe two people. Most of us were kind of taken aback by this thread more than anything.

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Not me, though. I'm ashamed for everyone else.

possums, STFU U n00b!!!!@!#@#@#

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

U STFU, NU!!!

Remember, I've been here like a month longer than you have. I'm one up on you in that respect. I respectfully bow to your some 3500-odd post count though.

It's pointless to mention this, here, on your safe little CRT screen, but if you ever get the chance to call me that to my face, you little nhobod bag of nothing, I will pull your spine out through your ass.

Isn't that cute?

You empty bags of shit sit here jacking each other off, day in and day out, like it was the fucking cure for AIDS, just waiting for somebody to wipe shit on. and you call me "classless".

Fuuuuuuuuuck you.

This place actually used to have a sense of community.

Till ugly, little, spotty asshats like you and the rest of this pack of fucking droolers just shoved your way and started trolling because "hey.. it's funny!".

No it isn't.

There was a sense of community, here.

That sense of community is toast.

And you are part of the probelm but you don't care, because not giving a fuck is your best trick.

Hell, it's your only trick, isn't it?

You mouthy fucking coward.

No wonder you cunts live here. Take that shit outside and you'd get your ass handed to you in a kevlar bag in a week.

Guess what? That doesn't cut it, either. Swinging your non-existant-outside-of-a-computer-monitor balls at me doesn't cut it, either, sweetie pie.

You're shit.

You're lees than shit, but...

...wait...

You don't care, do you? Why should you?

You're safe and warm in your little world where you can be a complete cunt weith impunity.

The measure of a person's "class", you braying, mongoloid pussy, isn't what they'll stoop to if they can get away with it, it's what they'll rise above when nobody's watching.

Trolls? Yeah.. trolls. The fucking lot of you. Your opinion of me is not only bullshit, but it means about as much to me as my opinion of you does, to you.

Why don't you come troll me in person? I guarantee you a very educational evening.

Jesus.. you pathetic sack of shit.

"I made somebody mad at me on the internet! haw!"

Baseless, mouthy insults tend to do that to people, fool.

You... are the arbiter... of nothing.

Until any of you snot-nosed wankers have the guts to say any of this shit to my face, you're everything you're trying to project on me, and less.

You already know that, though. Don't you'

You can shove your empty insults and your "friendship" up your ass with one hand each, you bag of shit.

Bye, kiddies.

Have fun with your fake little lives.

Suck my dick.

Go stand behind Mikey.

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Man, who pissed on your Wheaties?

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That's okay. I hate to get into such a meaningless "I'd beat you up if you were near me!" sack of shit, but I for one can attest to the fact that you'd have a real fucking hard time pulling anyfuckingthing outta me save a few good kicks to your motherfucking head, bitchass. Come on down to New York whenever you want. I've got all the time in the world.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

P.S. - If the least of what you can take before you start getting violent is being called an asshole, you're not nearly as intelligent as I thought you were.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I sense some tension here.

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What others say about boorite!

Thank God.

When empty, mouthy fools on the internet start telling me that I got a lot on the ball, I'll start worrying.

Yeah, most jobless jackoffs with nothing but an internet connection and a PlayStation, do.

Got an address to go with that bullshit, badass? You're talking alot to keep this going, but if you really do want to put your little ass on the line, I'll be happy to send it to the morgue.

Seriously.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

TIME OUT. Both of you in the corner.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You got a lot on the ball, bunner!

Ya still there, Mikey,lad?

Morons like you like to sit around and insult people because if they tell you to shove it up your ass, you're somehow "superiour", as if the universe was your little parlour game and you're just the SMARTEST little thing! Aren't you precious?

It's normal to react badly to shitheads. I'm sure you realised that long ago, which sent you scurrying to a means of doing so that you can do without geting your face shoved into a wall, since you couldn't seem to adjust to the notion that being a shithead isn't exactly attractive.

And it's the only "place" that you can even pretend to be somebody to be concerned about, huh?

There's no win or lose, here, kiddo.

If there was nobody here to pay attention to your empty bullshit, you'd have gone home a long time ago.

I'm sure somebody feels sorry for you, but I'll be happy to send you to hell, you blithering fucking idiot.

You upped the ante, litle man. I'm calling.

So... Cut point.

I have a very comfortable sedan, a few grand in cash and I've definitely earned a vacation. Where can we meet to discuss your views, sonny Jim?

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