*ahem* Yeah, um, USA dude? Several of your comics display a tenuous grasp of the english language. Not nearly as perilous of a hold as someone like Fuck, but it needs improvement.
I'm sorry, but I didn't so much as chuckle at the comics themselves. Maybe your humor and mine differ, I'll let that go easily. Your subjects, on the other hand, could have been chosen a little more wisely, particularly brad. If brad were truly lazy, we likely wouldn't be having this little "discussion".
I'm not trying to insult you, but I really don't like these comics. You're not terrible, you just need to work on it.
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