-People who correct grammar and spelling
Yeah. like thier not going to make a miskate--evar!
-People who say they are weird even though they aren't, and they're only saying it because they want to be different
True. If you're weird, other people know it already and don't sit with you in the school cafeteria.
-kids
You and Scyess will only feel that way until you have one of your own. And if you're not planning on breeding, then thanks. ;)
-people who quote Family Guy
This list is freakin' sweet!
-people who quote Napoleon Dynamite
People who haven't seen Napolean Dynamite.
-stupid preppy girls who say they are nerds (because they played x-box and watched half of star wars once)
Can't argue with that.
-girls who say their boyfriends are the funniest person alive, but it turns out all he does is quote Family Guy
...and Oprah.
-how nightmare Before Christmas became so trendy. I loved that movie as a child and I'm also a fan of stop frame animation, but know there are a bunch of 14 year old whores walking around with nightmare before christmas t-shirts and trucker hats they bought at Hot Topic
Do I have to go to Canada to find these whores?
-Jay Leno
...and anybody who looks like him.
-Those girls who want to be friends with everyone and giggle all the time and won't shut the fuck up in class, and you know they secretly don't want anything to do with you (all schools have one)
One?
-people who dress up their pets
Say that to Froofry's face, you heel!
-jocks
Straps? Or people who play sports?
-dancing
Pasttime o' the devil, verily.
-reality programming
Programming is the key word, there.
-people who think child birth is a miracle
Right on! The miracle is finding a chick to accept your demon seed.
-kids who act like they are dark and mysterious
You can act dark or mysterious but not both at the same time.
-ugly men who judge women's looks
Ugly men who dress up like women.
-people who take one class on a certain subject and then they act like an expert on it
Dr. Phil?
-people who give to charity just to feel better abouth themselves
There's another reason?
-celebrity news (WHO CARES?)
Celebrity nudes. Now who cares?
-celebrities who feel obligated to help humanity (and bring a whole camera crew with them)
After that nice Regis Philbin set up the Save Boinky33 Foundation for you? For shame.
-alcohol
(being out of)
-violence
...and bloodshed
-how stupid people are so famous while intelligent people have to watch them on tv (how could paris hilton be famous for being a slut and how could ellen be famous for dancing like a drunk relative at a wedding?)
Intelligent people don't have to watch them.
-how much celebrities get paid. they deserve all that money for mediocre acting in a shitty movie.
They deserve what the market will bear.
-hard core collectors
Boinky prefers soft-core collectors.
-advertising
But how will we know which peanut butter to buy?
-censorship (it fu*king sucks)
No f*cking kidding.
-parents who blame everything but themselves
It's not their fault.
-bold face liars
...and bald-faced liars.
-cheaters
Aw, come on, I told you MikeyG didn't mean anything to me.
-hypocrites
...and hypochondriacs.
-people who whine too much
People who know too much about wine.
-grown people who are scared of tiny insects and scream when they see them
That's only because you've never been roughed up by the Silverfish Mafia.
-men who say they hate gay men but like lesbians
I think they only like centerfold lesbians--not real lesbians.
-singers who lip-synch
Blame it on the rain.
-how the news made such a big deal about prince harry dressing as a nazi at a costume party
He shouldn't have pussed out on the little moustache and mop top.
-people who send me stupid jokes and pictures through e-mail
Does that include people who post stupid jokes and pictures in the forums?
-people who travel to europe and come back with a phony accent and they pretend that they live there
Just say, "Madonna," and move on.
-3D animation
Okay.
-how Oprah calls everything a miracle
...especially childbirth.
-how Oprah ALWAYS says that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world
Being a stay at home DAD is the hardest job in the world.
-Mc Donalds
Mc Rib
-Jared from Subway
...and anyone who eats at Subway or rides a subway.
-nice people who are taken advantage of
Can I borrow your cell phone a minute (to call Beirut)?
-teenagers who whine about how horrible their parents are, even though they are very well off ("boo hoo, my dad made me take the trash out. i'm so misunderstood.)
Word.
-SUVs
But they're so utilitarian!
-people who don't give anything a chance
People who give everything a chance.
-not pie
Pi.
-students who don't come prepared for class everyday and ask me for pens/paper/ect......
Tell them to fuck off.
-celebrities who endorse products for millions (i'm also mad that it works....on idiots)
Hey, Wilford Brimley actually uses Metamucil.
-sprite comics
...and that weird little dude on the Sprite commercials.
-anime
Hentai.
-police who abuse the little power they have
Somebody's gotta keep us in line.
-people who say firemen are heroes. WRONG! they're just doing their job!
RIGHT! Real heroes work for the IRS.
-people who write cheques and use credit cards while purchasing small, cheap products
Excuse me for not hemorrhaging cash.
-people who pray on every problem they face
Yeah, I'm busy, you morons.
-idiots in my HIGH SCHOOL class who don't know how to read
You should be grateful that they won't be taking away your future job opportunites.
-people who shush me
(too obvious)
-people who use soft words in place for disabilties. it doesnt make it any less tragic!!!!!!
People who assume that having a disability is tragic.
-car commercials
Commercial cars.
-cartoons these days....THEY BLOW!
They blow the old ones away, that is.
-how almost everything is based on image and not talent
What in the name of Ashlee Simpson is wrong with you?
-America taking our comedians
We're too uptight to laugh at ourselves.
-singers making songs about how they want to be left alone, even though most of them have or will have reality shows
Tell that to poor Rockwell (aka, Barry Gordy, Jr.)
-hardly any adventure game is made anymore
Zelda has left the building.
-good cartoons like home movies is canceled but the simpsons are still on the air and their last few seasons sucked
Mediocrity 1
Genius 0.
-people who demand perfection
"Perfection's my selection, and I will select; and if it's not perfect, I will perfect." "Perfection" from Raising Hell by Run-DMC.
-people who can't take a hint
If they can't read, then they probably lack the ability to process subtle clues as well.
-bands who suck and the only people who don't know it is them
Metallica, U2, R.E.M.--this means you!
-football (or all sports)
Does that include curling?
-Mad magazine. They used to be good, now they're lame as lame can be. And they solf out, MAN!
Mad is now Cracked.
-Disney sequels
...only on DVD!
-product placement
Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?
-people who soup up their crappy cars with neon lights and racing stripes
Ricers! And people who buy Nutz for their trucks.
-most people who can't see that Avril is full of shit
But Avril shit brings Mai flowers.
-how my list is so long and i'm only 18
Angry young men.
-people who air guitar
That's so 20th century. Air glockenspiel!
-how most people who wear Ramones shirts are lying posers
Didn't the Ramones wear Ramones shirts?
-people who say stuff like "i dress like myself" even though they're going along with what the lstest trend is
I dress like Abe Vigoda.
-hunting
Don't forget fishing.
-jocks (again)
...and guys named Jacques.
-Maury
...and his wife.
-those annoying morning radio hosts
...or anyone who laughs too loudly at their own jokes.
-telemarketers
I prefer spammers.
-girls who wear shirts with hanna barbera characters on it but THEY DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOWS! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF, BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WALLY GATOR IS!!!!!!
(I think this one is my favorite of the whole list.)
-Atkin's diet
Atkins died.
-any diet
...promoted by Anna Nicole Smith (take off that Magilla Gorilla, bitch!).
-most old people
Kids, old people...you forgot a few groups inbetween.
-people who know something that you don't then act like they're so much better than you
Ken Jennings? (the Jeopardy guy)
-gimmicks
Tricks.
-losers who flood guestbooks in a library in Baltimore
BANNED!
-morons in my school hall-way who won't get the fuck out of my way
That means you skanks at the mall, too!
-adults who act like children
...and the witches who eat them--on the next Maury.
-stupid art students who wear all black and take crappy pictures which they think are deep.....morons
ARTY: I call it, "Fleshy Intruder."
BOINKY: Ass, that's just your thumb in the shot.
-goth kids who write crappy poems in their crappy blogs
You just made every goth kid very happy (but not too much).
-blogs
I'm beginning to think you don't like much of anything or anyone...
-people who take your chair when you go up to go to the bathroom
You moved it; you losed it.
-people with annoying laughs
...for $400, Alex.
-people who say god bless you when I sneeze....shut up! snot shot out of my nostrils! god is not involved!
God is snot in the details.
-people who spend more than 5 minutes getting dressed
What if it's really dark, and you can't tell if your socks are navy or black?
-people who wear band names on their shirts. guess what: nobody cares who you listewn to!!!!!!
CD Swap #6 going on now!
-people who say they hate a show, then you catch them watching it!!!!!!
I have to watch Gilligan's Island in the closet because of boinky.
-police academy movies
...but not that sexy Michael Winslow.
-people
...with too much time on their hands who respond to lists posted on the Internet (and people who capitalize internet).
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