CC 275: Racing by NeoVid 2-16-05

I will begin a new age of blackness in this city. I've got to tell the media and get this in the papers! EXTRA: AFFIRMATIVE ACTION GROUPS CHEER ANNOUNCEMENT BY SATAN

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 275: Love is in the air. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-16-05

Ouch.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Red Carpet Reduction Sale! CC 275.. THE END (1) by 80_Million_Fleas 2-17-05

Hi! I'm Viktor Hiktor Hector Vector! ... and I'm his Clone. You're watching Pop TV's Coverage of the 2005 CC 275 Awards! Tonight, we've already seen a few people win awards. Such as the Priest from "Love is in the Air". He won Best Boy Grip! What can I say? He was a slippery little guy, but I held on! I hate you. Friendly also won "Best New Comedic Director"... Though, he was the only one in the category. Then why in the hell did you make my throw a "BNCD" afterparty? I'll ask my roomate, the sociologist. He should know. ...You're STILL wearing that brown make-up?!

Red Carpet Reduction Madness! CC 275 THE END (2) by 80_Million_Fleas 2-17-05

The Inflatable_Man won "Both Sides of the Coin" for Stereogripes and Ten Seconds! Shut yo mudda fuhkin mouf an' hand me all yo mizz un-eh! Here's 50 dollars. Buy yourself a dictionary. kramer_vs_kramer might have won an award for his "Bob Marley" comic, but he didn't make it. Pop TV sent a hitman to chop off his beans for retribution. ... My What?! Hold it! Looks like they're ready to give out the final award!

Red Carpet... aww, forgitit! CC 275 THE END (3) by 80_Million_Fleas 2-17-05

And the winners for "Best Comedic Strip or Strip Series Creators" are... JESUSSANDWICH and Biped tie for third... FPD and Kaufman are tied for Second... And the winner.. of the CC 275 contest is..... The Children of the World! This is bullshit! Bumrush the Stage!!

CC 275: THE FINAL END. by 80_Million_Fleas 2-17-05

Later... Chaos. That's the one word that could describe the 2005 CC 275 Awards. After what appears to be a bad joke, millions of angry peeps bum-rushed the stage. Come back here! You little cocksucker! Damnit! How come I haven't Quantum Leap'd out of here?! The true winner of the Contest was.. dcomposed! Many combolations! CC 276 is now in your power! Cunts!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Awesome way to end this little competition, fleas!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I by dcomposed 2-17-05

I would like to thank the little people. Fucking celebrities always blaming everything on us.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I really need to read things before I post OTHER things. I am to being, "not read rules and judging dates" boy.

Goulet the Caravan of Courage