Merci beaucoup !

Christ's toughest moments XIX by Yankowitz 2-24-05

You should see the bright side of your position, Christ... What's so bright about it, Brian ? Standing here on a cross is turning you into a symbol for your disciples. You will be remembered as "THE CHRIST" ! ... great... You're not being very enthousiastic... I'd rather be remembered as "THE COUCH POTATO"...

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Christ's toughest moments XX by Yankowitz 2-24-05

I miss my old life in Jerusalem, Christ ! -PAIN- I miss all the excitment ! I miss the market day, the military parades, all the show... You know what I miss the most ? What's that, Brian ? I miss the public executions ! You shouldn't ! You're part of the show, now !

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OK. The last one wasn't bad...

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Christ's toughest moments XXI by Yankowitz 2-25-05

Hey, Christ ? Didn't you use to do miracles ? Yes I did, Brian. Say... Why don't you do a little miracle and get us out of here ? I can't. Why's that ? I'd have to join my hands and prey.

Christ's toughest moments XXII by Yankowitz 2-25-05

I'm thirsty ! Aren't, you Christ ? Nope. You're kidding me ! I'm not, Brian. I drink the blood dripping down my arms... Gee ! That's gross ! Actually, no. It kind of tastes like wine !

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Feedback is always appreciated.
Merci.

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Wow, four in a row that I liked! (XI through XXIV)
All right, you've proven yourself. I'll stop being an ass.
Welcome to stripcreator.

Christ's toughest moments XXII by Yankowitz 2-25-05

I'm really impressed by your mother, Christ ! -PAIN- I mean... she comes here everyday, keeping the bugs away from your wounds and all... I know, Brian... How dedicated ! Yes, my mother is a saint !

Christ's toughest moments XXIV by Yankowitz 2-25-05

Although she comes here everyday, I noticed your mother doesn't talk to you much. That's because she's ashamed of me, Brian. Really, Christ ? Well... you know... she's a jewish mother... I see... She can't accept the fact you end up crucified... No. She can't accept the fact I don't end up a lawyer !

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Christ's toughest moments XXV by Yankowitz 2-25-05

-PAIN- You know, Brian... I'm not afraid to die and join the world of the dead. How can it be, Christ ? I'll be back ! The poor guy... He thinks he is Arnold Schwarzenegger or something... -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments XXVI by Yankowitz 2-25-05

Jesus is sleeping like a baby... Lucky him ! At least I've got the flies humming 'round my wounds to distract me ! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ha ha ! I can see you two ! I know what you're up to... zzzzzzzzzzzzz THEY'RE MAKING BAAAAABIES ! ! ! zzzzzzzzzzz

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Christ's toughest moments XXVII by Yankowitz 2-25-05

Isn't it ironic, Christ? What, Brian ? The way you die, I mean... What used to be your job again? Carpenter. ... see... Very funny...

Christ's toughest moments XXVIII by Yankowitz 2-25-05

... then the Roman asks me what I've done, so I tell him I stole a fish.... blablabla... blablabla... blablabla... blablabla... -PAIN- ... then the Roman says I'm gonna be crucified, so I tell him it's OK, he's the boss blablabla blablabla... blablabla... blablabla... -PAIN- ... And finally the Roman says : "I see you're a funny guy ! We're gonna crucify you just next to Jesus !" Pervert !

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Christ's toughest moments XXIX by Yankowitz 2-25-05

Is it true, Christ, that you have thousands of believers all over Palestine ? It is, Brian. So why don't they stand up and rebel to free you ? All my life I've been preaching love and non-violence. Uhh... OK. No regrets ? -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments XXX by Yankowitz 2-25-05

... And then I said : "if someone slaps you, let him slap your other cheek." You really said that, Christ ? Yes I did, Brian. Isn't that kinda stupid ? -PAIN-

Feedbacks are always appreciated !

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They're not bad. Keep 'em coming.

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Poo perhaps?