Bastards!

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

sounds like something you'd order at Dairy Queen

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what if nigger meant kite

o_O Huh?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Heh...this post is funny cuz it's like he think people actually look forward to his new comics.

Spludge, I qactually think you're pretty good. Not the best I've ever seen, but OK.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Heh...this post is funny cuz it's like he think people actually look forward to his new comics.

Spludge, I qactually think you're pretty good. Not the best I've ever seen, but OK.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hippies Suck by Splunge 7-11-05

Man. What is that smell? Fuck, man. It smells like fresh shit. Or rotten used tampons. Whatever. Guess I'll spark a fatty and chill.

Hippies Suck part 2 by Splunge 7-11-05

Man. That smell is getting worse. And it's not the huge dump I just took. It's stronger in the kitchen than in here. And my enormous dump isn't even flushed yet. Well, I might as well eat the rest of the Xanax my ex-babe left in the medicine cabinet.

Hippies Suck part 3 by Splunge 7-11-05

Wow. I am about as fucked up as I have ever been. But that smell is even stronger. It is SO harshing my buzz! Hey! Hi, alien dude. I guess the 'shrooms are kicking in. No, you dumb fuck. I'm the tofu broccoli stir-fry that you made six months ago. Don't you EVER clean out your fridge? Fucking hippy.

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Your comics are very good. They made me laugh!

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"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty"

Hippies Suck part 4 by Splunge 7-11-05

I can't believe you grew out of something that I left in my fridge. Trust me, it's a fucked up world in there. How bad could it be? Here, have an apple.

Hippies Suck part 4 by Splunge 7-11-05

Oh, man this is too much to deal with. I gotta get out of here. You know that denying the facts will not change them! So what do we do now tofu and broccoli stir-fry? Greetings, organic bran and soy milk pudding. I guess this means only one thing... Yes. House party!

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Man I wish there was a kitchen background. Unless I'm missing something.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Hippies Suck part 5 by Splunge 7-11-05

So... Nice bed here, eh? I'm not that kind of mold.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

That last one would have been funnier at the end if he said "I'm not in that kind of mold," as the wordplay between "mold" and "mood" would be fitting and worthy of a chuckle.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.