You obviously suffer from PianoManophobia. Take two blondes and call me in the morning. Better yet, I'll call two blondes and take them until morning.

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you can have the blondes but i get Zaster's avatar

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what if nigger meant kite

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You obviously suffer from PianoManophobia. Take two blondes and call me in the morning. Better yet, I'll call two blondes and take them until morning.

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Uncle Groucho? I thought you were dead!

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What others say about boorite!

Q: How many blondes does it take to have sex with me?

A: How many you got?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to have sex with me?

A: How many you got?

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not enough that one would agree to have sex with you

omg diss

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what if nigger meant kite

Q: How many blondes does it take to have sex with mandingo?

A: I guess if you asked all of them, one might agree to do it, for a price.

omg burn'd!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Q: Why does DX's girlfriend have bruises around her belly button?

A: 'Cause blonde guys are stupid too!

omg pwnz3d

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Q: how many blondes would it take to agree to a threesome with DragonXero and HCRoyall?

A: alot! because they are repulsive! to women!

omg lame

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what if nigger meant kite

That deserves to be spelled out. Oh my god that was lame.

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obscenity filter is off

don't let them see you cry, mandingo. thats just what they want. don't give them the satisfaction

omg *sob*

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what if nigger meant kite

OMG!!!11 U GUYZ R SO FUNNEH!!!1 LEWL!!!1

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Poop.

omg!!11 tihs turned in2 a dum flame fest!11 lolroflomg!!!!111

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Argh! teh l337! 17'5 |\/|@|<1|\|6 |\/|y 3y35 8l33d!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?

A: To keep their ankles warm.

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Poop.

A blonde walks into a salon wearing headphones. She sits down and tells the hairdresser that she wants her hair cut. The hairdresser replies telling the blonde she must first remove the headphones.

"No, no." screamed the blonde." I must keep on the headphones."

"I can't cut your hair until they are removed." said the hairdresser has she lift the headphones off the blonde's head.

20 seconds later, the blonde falls over dead. Curious the headdresser puts on the headphones and hears a voice say"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

A blonde sticks her head into a lawnmower because I told her it would be fun, and her head is chopped to pieces! The bloody chunks spew everywhere as I laugh and laugh, and the headless corpse still jerks around for several seconds with blood squirting out of the neck, and it's funny!

"HA-HA, HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.