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no swears or sexual references?! nope, just making fun of hippie college kids

The Casuiistries-9/14/05 by LeviAJones 9-14-05

Welcome to the Karma Cafe, brah. Would you care for some soy water today? Uh, no thanks. I'm actually here to see if you're hiring. Let me go check, brah. I don't think that's on the menu, brah.

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levi's probably the only guy i know in person who's consistently funnier than i am.

"what the fuck, can i get some water in this place? what is this, auschwitz?!?!"

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levi's probably the only guy i know in person who's consistently funnier than i am.

"what the fuck, can i get some water in this place? what is this, auschwitz?!?!"

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now that you mention it, i could use a shower.

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is that a hint of social commentary i sense in there?

The Casuiistries-9/15/05 by LeviAJones 9-15-05

Hi, is this your first time donating plasma? Yeah. Ok, well, first we have some screening questions. First, have you ever sold your body for money? You already asked if this was my first time.

also, i am going to be traveling for work this weekend, so i may be posting friday through sunday's strips tonight...

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The Casuiistries-9/16/05 by LeviAJones 9-16-05

Hi, I'm collecting donations for domestic violence. Sorry. I don't support domestic violence.

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The Casuiistries-9/17/05 by LeviAJones 9-16-05

Hey, Shawn, if you have anal sex, are you still a virgin? I thought you'd never ask. I'll go get the lube. That wasn't an invitation!

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The Casuiistries-9/18/05 by LeviAJones 9-16-05

What up, my nigga? Jim, I'm gonna cut you some slack because you're a zombie. But, only black people are allowed to use that word. Oh, I'm sorry. It's cool. What up, my jungle bunny?

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The Casuiistries-9/19/05 by LeviAJones 9-19-05

After graduation, I'm not sure what kind of job I want to pursue. Have you discussed this with the career counselor? Why? To get career advice. That's like taking sex advice from a nun.

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Favoritized.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Casuiistries-9/20/05 by LeviAJones 9-20-05

God, I'd love to get back into shape. Stop pounding bacon sandwiches, tubby. That hurts. Well, maybe you should try that liquid diet. The next night... How's the diet working out? I'm not sure if I'm losing weight, but I've lost consciousness twice.

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That's blatant favoritism.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

this is another piece of crap by levi

The Casuiistries-9/21/05 by LeviAJones 9-21-05

I really envy you, kid. Right now you don't have a care in the world. But someday you'll have to worry about finding a job, paying bills, paying taxes... convincing a girl that she'll enjoy anal sex, where did I get this rash? I hope she doesn't find out about my collection of transsexual porn... but mostly just that stuff about paying taxes and what not.

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I dread having that talk with my boy.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

it's never too early

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True, true. Perhaps if I do it now by the time he's old enough to comprehend the English language he'll have no idea what it meant.

Then my transexual porn stash shall be safe.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

not my best... but they cant all be gold

The Casuiistries-9/22/05 by LeviAJones 9-22-05

Jim, come check this out! What's up? I logged into this lesbian chat room and am pretending to be a hot chick. This one chick wants to cyber! I wonder what she looks like. She agreed! Oh shit! Tell her you wanna eat her ass out with chocolate!

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The Casuiistries-9/23/05 by LeviAJones 9-23-05

Sister, I have to confess. Well, you should do that in the confessional. There's a line and I'm in a hurry. I just want to say that I was involved in homosexual activity. I gave a guy a blumpkin in jail. I thought you were only in jail overnight. You don't know what it's like in there!

i just don't have the time to make these any good...

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he has to copy them from real life.

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The Casuiistries-9/24/05 by LeviAJones 9-24-05

What is this? The mini-renaissance festival? No, this is a meeting of the knights of the tri-city area. Knights? Yes, we use only authentic armor and swords. We meet weekly to- oh crap, I gotta take this call. Is that an authentic medieval cell phone?

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